The Energon Pub

Common joke here in Portugal:

Alcool is the man´s best friend. Why?

First time ever drunk = alcool
First time puking = alcool
First sexual relation = LOTS of alcool (on her)

On a serioius note i don´t get why a person in the US needs to be 21 to legally drink. Heck I started drinking and getting wasted at 16/17 and I´m still normal.

Moonbase2 wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:You think I worry about counting calories?

Well, you do have to watch your girlish figure!

I don't count calories. I probably should, but I'm not going to live my life that way. Besides, I've got a man that pretty happy with a, uh...more full-figured woman.

I like my ass just how it is.

Jesus Prime wrote:

Moonbase2 wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:You think I worry about counting calories?

Well, you do have to watch your girlish figure!

I don't count calories. I probably should, but I'm not going to live my life that way. Besides, I've got a man that pretty happy with a, uh...more full-figured woman.

I like my ass just how it is.

My cheap Walmart office chair protests my ass.

That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

Jesus Prime wrote:That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

Mine was $17. I've flattened the padding inside of it.

Put a cushion on it, then.
Oh God, have I become the voice of reason?

Jesus Prime wrote:Put a cushion on it, then.
Oh God, have I become the voice of reason?

I put a pillow on it. It just lifts me up more than I prefer. Yeah, I'm picky like that.

Then lower the chair to compensate. Now stop making me think, I'm getting a migraine.

Jesus Prime wrote:Then lower the chair to compensate. Now stop making me think, I'm getting a migraine.

Poor boo boo! Wait....now you're making me think! Stop it!

Oh, I got two new TFs today! Like, totally awesome Woot!

Sonray wrote:

Moonbase2 wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:You think I worry about counting calories?

Well, you do have to watch your girlish figure!

I don't count calories. I probably should, but I'm not going to live my life that way. Besides, I've got a man that pretty happy with a, uh...more full-figured woman.

Hmm...me too! I loooove the big girls! *is married to one*

Moonbase2 wrote:BBWs for the win! Well, technically I'm not overweight...just pleasantly plump. There, that's it.

Damn right. If a woman ain't got curves, she ain't sexy in my book. A natural woman is full figured, not emaciated and skeletal. YUCK.

I used to be skeletal. Less than 100 pounds sometimes. Now I'm about 140. A little too plump, IMO, but my man ain't complaining. I'm gonna lose 10 or 15 and I'd be happy.

To me, a size twelve is about as skinny as I can tolerate. That's a UK size twelve, I don't know what that is to you yanks. But I like to think of it this way, sorry if this sounds misogynistic - women are sorta supposed to have boobs. And skinny women, well, they don't. And most of the regular posters (and especially the MSN crew ) know how I feel about boobs.

Jesus Prime wrote:To me, a size twelve is about as skinny as I can tolerate. That's a UK size twelve, I don't know what that is to you yanks. But I like to think of it this way, sorry if this sounds misogynistic - women are sorta supposed to have boobs. And skinny women, well, they don't. And most of the regular posters (and especially the MSN crew ) know how I feel about boobs.

Well, yeah, we are...and a behind. I definitely have that. You know Eva Mendes? Yeah. Women used to envy my skinny body, but I got less male attention. Now if I go dancing, my poor skinny friend gets turned down and I've got the mens! (Not that I act on anything, mind you)

Sometimes when I go out, I could get the mens.

Jesus Prime wrote:Sometimes when I go out, I could get the mens.

Get your makeup and your hair did, buy the mens a few rounds, and I guarantee it.

I don't particularly want the mens.

Jesus Prime wrote:I don't particularly want the mens.

You should really stop being such a tease, then.

I'm sorry. But Burn just doesn't treat me like he used to...

Jesus Prime wrote:I'm sorry. But Burn just doesn't treat me like he used to...

Then it's time to go out, let your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard.

If I don't want mens, what makes you think I want boys?

Jesus Prime wrote:That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

Of all the things you could steal from a bank...you steal a CHAIR?!!?

Autobot032 wrote:Damn right. If a woman ain't got curves, she ain't sexy in my book. A natural woman is full figured, not emaciated and skeletal. YUCK.

QFT!!!

That the main reason i hate hollywood poster chicks like Megan Fox for one....ewugh...

Sonray wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

Of all the things you could steal from a bank...you steal a CHAIR?!!?

If you are a dee, please don't marry a dee...

Moonbase2 wrote:

Sonray wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

Of all the things you could steal from a bank...you steal a CHAIR?!!?

If you are a dee, please don't marry a dee...

Me and my over-tired English brain is confuzzled.

Sonray wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:Damn right. If a woman ain't got curves, she ain't sexy in my book. A natural woman is full figured, not emaciated and skeletal. YUCK.

QFT!!!

That the main reason i hate hollywood poster chicks like Megan Fox for one....ewugh...

So then why do we keep seeing these skinny women in Maxim and other men's magazines? It would seem that's what men prefer. Paris Hilton and her ilk.