The Energon Pub

by **Moon Bug** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:27 pm

Liar SS: I lie all the time. Every word that comes out of my mouth is a lie.

by **shadowynne** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:56 pm

sorry,too easy and i cant resist.

prime- "my bad"

prime- "give me your face!"

ok now i got that out of my system...

arcee and prime getting on oilslick's alt form.

arcee- who's bike is this?

prime- its a chopper baby...

arcee- whos chopper is this?

prime- its meg's chopper...

arcee- whos megs?

prime- megs dead baby, megs dead...

pulp fiction...

by **SentinelA** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:31 pm

Laserbeak plays MJ's "Who's Watching" or "I'll be Watching you" by the Police while watching the Autobots.

by **fowlowl2626** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:57 pm

Optimus: My diaper is stinky ;;)

bumblebee:

by **Badass Grimlock** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:13 am

Moon Bug wrote:Liar SS: I lie all the time. Every word that comes out of my mouth is a lie.

A curious dilemma. If he says he is lying, he is telling the truth. But what if he was lying? Then that would be the truth again...

Daniel: Oh, cool! A letter from my uncle!

Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

by **Badass Grimlock** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:25 am

Toruk Makto wrote:
Moon Bug wrote:Liar SS: I lie all the time. Every word that comes out of my mouth is a lie.

A curious dilemma. If he says he is lying, he is telling the truth. But what if he was lying? Then that would be the truth again...

Daniel: Oh, cool! A letter from my uncle!

Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

_________

Spike: Oh, cool! A magic lamp!

(Rubs it, Straxus pops out)

Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS-

Spike: Ooo! I've never seen a genie like this before!

Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAGONOPU-

Spike: Okay, for my first wish, I would...

Straxus: DOCTOROCTAGON-

Spike: Nonononono, don't talk, I'm your master now.

Straxus: DOC-

Spike: For my first wish...

Straxus: DOCTOR OCTAMOTHERF :shock:

KINGONOPUS BBBBBB

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
-The Lazer Collection 2

by **NormT81** » Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:42 pm

Lets go see Dances with Wolves in 3D! I mean err Avatar in 3D

by **TattedPitbull** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:20 pm

Megatron: Who you like better old Tom or New Tom?

Bumblebee: MUTHAFAWKER!!!!!

- Big Money Hustlas

Megatron: Let us summon the magic.....ninjaaaaasssssss

Starscream: AW HELL YEAH MAGIC MAGIC NINJAS WUT!!!

Blackout joins Starscream: MAGIC MAGIC NINJAS WUT!!!!!!!!

- Big Money Hustlas

Megatron: Bumblebee*music plays* You're in deep shi....fawk it who the hell is playin that music every fawkin time I say Bumblebee*music plays*

Soundwave: Uh I am...I'm your DJ

*Megatron blasts Soundwave*

Megatron: now BUMBLE-BEE, HA no music! bumble bee, BUMBLE BEE, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA NO MORE!!!

*Bumble Bee gives Megagtron a WTF stare.*

- Big Money Hustlas

by **Zombie Starscream** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:31 pm

fowlowl2626 wrote:Optimus: My diaper is stinky

bumblebee:

Megatron: "I am totally semmetrical in every way. See? Look at my shiney right angles!"

Starscream: "Lord Megatron! I figured out how to solve our food shortage. Look!" :Shows Megatron by hooking up his own waste ejection port to mouth: "I am a genius!" =P~

by **TattedPitbull** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:56 pm

Zombie Starscream wrote:
fowlowl2626 wrote:Optimus: My diaper is stinky

bumblebee:

Megatron: "I am totally semmetrical in every way. See? Look at my shiney right angles!"

Starscream: "Lord Megatron! I figured out how to solve our food shortage. Look!" :Shows Megatron by hooking up his own waste ejection port to mouth: "I am a genius!"

I almost horfed on the second comment lol

by **ZeldaTheSwordsman** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:37 pm

Bloodlust wrote:Megatron: You know Starscream, you're right, i'm completely unfit to lead, I bow to your immense knowledge.

Computron: Ughhh Computron....SMASH!!

Blurr (in slow mo):Need Cappuccino....

Ultra Magnus (1986 movie): Why yes, I AM worthy of the Matrix!

Prowl: I have no idea what to do.

Perceptor: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!

Grimlock: According to Einsteins' theory of relativity....etc etc

Any Autobot: You know what? F*** the humans.....

Any Decepticon: Save the humans!

Perceptor: I will kill them all!

AND: What has science ever done for anybody?

Teletraan I: A Problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

Ever heard of Shattered Glass? Or Grimlock's New Brain? Hmph. Here's my first try:
Any honest TF Character: None of G1's many individual alternate continuities are tangled-up error-riddled messes. They're all completely fine.

News Credits: 1 · by **adamassc** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:00 pm

Motormaster: Breakdown, Wildrider, Form Feet and Legs!
Deadend, Dragstrip, form arms and body! And I'll form, the head!

Wildrider: Whose idea was it to get cable again?

---
Deadend: I'm so happy!

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:20 am

Menasor must save planet Arus!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Good one.

As many G1ers know Peter Cullen was the voice of Coran in the Voltron series.

by **zombiebunny** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:36 pm

Random unknown fan: Skywarp, if you're the sneakiest of all Decepticons....then why is your intelligence so low?
Skywarp: ...you know, I really have no idea....

by **The Potentate** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:02 pm

Optimus- "Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb."

by **Gerty** » Tue May 04, 2010 6:39 pm

Megatron: Did I ever tell you the story of how the war REALLY started?
Prime: Uh, no.
Megatron: It was a brisk fall night, and Starscream was on top. No, wait, I was on top.
Prime: What?
megatron: Hold on, Ratchet was on top.
Prime: Megatron!
Megatron: We were playing Twister! Did I not mention that? Oh, i got it, Bluestreak was on top. Anyway....

I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Tue May 04, 2010 10:23 pm

Twister? You mean it didn't start when Megs touched Elita when they all went to the store for 40s?!?!?? Maybe they were playing Hungry Hungry Sharkticons?

by **JetOptimus23** » Tue May 11, 2010 10:22 am

ROTF Scenes

Megatron: Soundwave, what do you think of this plan?

Soundwave: Spaghetti!

Megatron: What the Slag?

Soundwave: All toasters toast toast. HEEEEEELP! YOU MUST DIE!

starscream: Soundwave dowloaded youtube again didn't he?

Soundwave: Pingas!

Megatron: What are we going to do today?
The Fallen: The same thing we do every day pinky... Try to take over the world!

Jetfire: I feel good! Super even!

Sideswipe: Damn i suck!

Sideways: Stand & fight!

by **JetOptimus23** » Tue May 11, 2010 7:02 pm

Movie era scene

Megatron: Starscream i said it's time to attack-?
[Starscream is watching teletubbies & playing with dolls. He immediatly stops.]
Starscream:... don't judge me.

Megatron: My Gaydar just spiked for some reason...
Starscream walks in.
Megatron: Oh...

Soundwave: Ravage, do you think i'm too nosy?

Megatron: No! Not the AllSpark. IT BURNS!

Bumblebee: Gee, it sure is boring around here!
OP: Mai Boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Bee: I just wonder what Megatron's up to!
[Breakaway flies in & Transforms]
Breakaway: Prime, Megatron & his minions have seized the island of Kaon!
OP: Hmmm... how can we help?

Armada Megs: Gotta catch em all!
Leader 1: Pika-Pika!

G1 prime: Trukk not munky!
Primal: Screw you!

Megatron: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! [fires fusion cannon]

News Credits: 33 · by **Amelie** » Tue May 11, 2010 7:40 pm

Starscream: Honestly, I'm really not gay.

Arcee: Remember Daniel, you can control my actions now.
Daniel: I know - now we're going into my bedroom with a huge-arse mirror.

by **JetOptimus23** » Wed May 12, 2010 10:29 am

Megatron is holding the requium blaster, & it's aimed at Smokescreen.
Smokescreen: What are you gonna do?
Megatron: IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
Smokescreen: Oh Slag-
BLAAAAARGH!

aNIMATED

Sentinel Prime: Prime, your my best friend in the whole wide multiverse!

G1
Prime: I like singing
Jazz: I like daaancing!
Bluestreak: I like trains.
[Gets run over by Astrotrain]

Megatron to starscream
Megs: Heh, you know whose gay?... YOU ARE!

Beachcomber: KITTEN FIGHT!
Prowl: No Wait! i'm allegiec to adorableness!
[cat hits prowl in the face, prowl looks into it's face]
Prowl: Awwww... (Head Explodes)

Wheeljack: They said I could never teach a Llama how to drive.
Llama: Blaaaaaaaaaaaah
Wheeljack: Noooo Llama Nooooooooo!
[Llama drives off cliff]

Asdfmovie 1 & 2

by **JetOptimus23** » Wed May 12, 2010 4:02 pm

RoTF
Sam: What are you gonna do to me Megatron?...
Megatron: Awwww, you're soooo cute when you're afraid!
Sam, Leo, Mikela, & Starscream: :shock:

Megatron: What, WHAT!?

by **JetOptimus23** » Thu May 13, 2010 10:19 am

Hot Rod: Oh my god, they killed wheelie!
Kup: Whooooo Hoooo!

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Fri May 14, 2010 5:06 am

Lol. Now that one I actually got. The Family Guy & anime quotes are lost on me.

by **JetOptimus23** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:57 am

Unicron: Wow, i'm stuffed!

[Armada Starscream & Hot Shot are facing off with the star saber & Screamer's Sword]
Starscream: When i first faced you i was but the learner, now i will PWN you!
Hot Shot: Over my dead body!
Starscream: #-o

That's the whole point You- Primus your annoying!
I know some people who are more annoying!
RoTF Skids & Mudflap & G1 Wheelie step out of the shadows, then rick astley appears.
Astley: Were no strangers to loooove! You know the rules, and sooo dooo I!
Skids: Yo, wussup!
Mudflap: Wazzap!
Skids: Wazzap!
Wheelie: Wazzap!
Astley: Never gonna Give you up! Never Gonna let you down!
Starscream: Sweet Primus! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!
[Stabs himself through the spark]

Optimus: Hmmm, maybe it wasn't the best idea to give Hot Shot the Star Saber.
Hot Shot: Bzzzzt! Voooooom! Haaa! I got you darth Vader!
Optimus Prime: :BANG_HEAD: