The Energon Pub

Look not the fact i may b a homophobe it's just wrong. The Integrity of Transformers has tooken major blows the last couple years. imo. do i have to start wearing a paperbag on my head as a fan?
....clueless in junkion

Really?

Do you get all homophobic when you put a dvd in the player or a screwdriver head in a socket? Because transformers are just as sexually active as the items in my question.

Or is it the combining? I know that it is a new concept in transformers and all. Maybe you should go and dig you devastator out of the closet...

Or maybe yourself? Most people hate the things they fear most about themselves.

The fact that you saw two robots combining and instantly thought of homosexuality only goes to show that... well... The clever of us will know exactly what it shows.

And they do combine, so...

Start'a walkin'

I think it all depends on how they combine

hahahaha spice girls once said "when 2 become 1" ha

OMZ! TF PR0N!


And yup, they combine. If the Legends figures do it you can bet the others will as well....Not that theres anything Wrong with that Free country and all....just don't go saving the earth in my front yard

I seriously don't see the problem with Prime getting a boost from Jetfire to reach the Ginormous Devastator heights. Not like Climbing on him would be that great of an idea...

SamYarbrough77 wrote:If Prime combines w/ Jetfire I walk...

They do in fact, combine. Not like you're thinking, more like backpack armor (akin to Sonic Bomber and Galaxy Convoy from Galaxy Force.)

But hey, you said it, so this is obligatory:

Don't let the door hit yer ass on the way out. Bye!

SamYarbrough77 wrote:Look not the fact i may b a homophobe it's just wrong. The Integrity of Transformers has tooken major blows the last couple years. imo.

TFs have been combining since Devastator in 1985. What's the big deal if two of them combine?

Wait, integrity? What integrity? It's a series used to sell robot toys to children, it never had integrity.

SamYarbrough77 wrote:hahahaha spice girls once said "when 2 become 1" ha

...You know the title to a Spice Girls song?

Scatterlung wrote:The fact that you saw two robots combining and instantly thought of homosexuality only goes to show that... well... The clever of us will know exactly what it shows.

And they do combine, so...

Start'a walkin'

This is the correct response.

Shadowman wrote:

SamYarbrough77 wrote:Look not the fact i may b a homophobe it's just wrong. The Integrity of Transformers has tooken major blows the last couple years. imo.

TFs have been combining since Devastator in 1985. What's the big deal if two of them combine?

Exactly. It worked for Energon, it can work here. It's not perfect, but it sells, obviously.

Shadowman wrote:Wait, integrity? What integrity? It's a series used to sell robot toys to children, it never had integrity.

Oh I dunno about that. They wrote the characters to be someone the children could look up to, make a personal hero out of. And when the Autobots said something profound, or they aired a PSA, I'm sure at least one kid paid attention and listened. There's a slight level of integrity, no matter how small it is. Beyond that, yeah. It's a silly concept, but silly works and it's kept us pretty much content for 25 years. Something must be working.

Shadowman wrote:

SamYarbrough77 wrote:hahahaha spice girls once said "when 2 become 1" ha

...You know the title to a Spice Girls song?

So do I. Say what you will about their..."talent", but the women were easy on the eyes (except for Sporty, she's just frightening.) and that alone sold records. It worked on me.

Shadowman wrote:

Scatterlung wrote:The fact that you saw two robots combining and instantly thought of homosexuality only goes to show that... well... The clever of us will know exactly what it shows.

And they do combine, so...

Start'a walkin'

This is the correct response.

Indeed. "Optimuth Prime THUPER COMBINATION GO!" "Jetfire THUPER COMBINATION GO!" "Buy the special edition Pitcher/Catcher Leader Class 2-Pack!" <--- if this is the first thing that pops into your head when you think of TFs combining, then you have serious issues.

And in the off chance you're right</sarcasm> well then we've had Ghey TFs for a long, long time. No one's complained about it until now. Sure, jokes were made, but no one complained.

Digging a bit too deep here, SamYarbrough77, dude.

And "tooken"? What...is that like a Turducken?

me and my friends combine all the time. Sometimes I even combine by myself if no one is around.

NewFoundStarscreamLuv wrote:me and my friends combine all the time. Sometimes I even combine by myself if no one is around.

rotf, thats the spirit.

NewFoundStarscreamLuv wrote:me and my friends combine all the time. Sometimes I even combine by myself if no one is around.

I am so siging that.

I think we all remember that infamous G1 scene...

Long Haul: Constructicons! Transform and merge into Devastator!
Soundwave (putting on Kenneth Williams voice): Ooooh, cheeky.

I can see it now, Transformers 3: Carry On Combining.

You really think that any of us care if you walk?

Alright, here's the deal.

If you don't agree with something someone says, that doesn't give you the right to be a prick to them.

If you feel someone says something that may be against site rules, that still doesn't give you the right to be a prick to them, in fact, you should simply report the post to the Mods.

Now, some of you, read that, and learn your lesson from this thread.