The Energon Pub

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:20 am

To Free Waterfall Sr., Morbo, Nixon's Head and The Crushinator:

I work with a really annoying dude that calls himself "Blu-Ray", but I like to call him "Betamax." Funny or not funny?

What would happen if you could stick your elbow in your ear?

Is Bush a Sith Lord?

Does cheese block you up?

Can you borrow me a dollar?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:37 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To Free Waterfall Sr., Morbo, Nixon's Head and The Crushinator:

I work with a really annoying dude that calls himself "Blu-Ray", but I like to call him "Betamax." Funny or not funny?

What would happen if you could stick your elbow in your ear?

Is Bush a Sith Lord?

Does cheese block you up?

Can you borrow me a dollar?

-Blu-Ray is actually winning...so yes.

-Itching my ear would be easier.

-He's not evil enough. Carl Rove and Dick Cheney, however, are Sith Lords.

-If I eat it in very large amounts...maybe.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:00 pm

Smuckers boy
I larfed.

I'd be a happy guy.

Yes. albeit a very incompitant one. His sith name is Darth Telly.

Never had that problem. and I eat a lot of it.

Sure. Jadow give me two dollars.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:23 pm

Questioneers:
1) You've been given a one-time gift of being able to see any future event. What do you look forward and see?
2) A computer glitch has just caused you to be declared President of the united states in the next election. What is your first act in office?
3) You've invented a teleporter and just sent yourself cross country to Times square, only to find that your clothes have been sent 3 states away. Um... what do you do now?
4) Would you prefer the power to rewind time by an hour or to fast forward an hour?
5) You've won a contest that lets you choose a character for the next Smash Bros game. Which deserving icon do you give the spot to?
6) You're brand new children's book "Why is Mommy moaning every night?" is turned down by yet another publisher. Do you call it quits or keep trying to get it published?
7) You find that robes are now in fashion, but underwear is not. How fully do you follow this cultural trend? :twisted:

A freak time warp has sent you to medieval times and landed you in the middle of a king's court. Do you quickly perform a coup and declare yourself King, citing your magical powers? Or do you dance like an idiot and hope they allow you to be an acting jester?

by **Tweezy** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:30 pm

Binaltech Bombed-at-the-box-office:

-It sounds like a great excuse to get out of the chair and throw oneself out the nearest window.
-Why not call him a jacka** that's what I would do!
-He is like Vader but Hillary Clinton is Sidious.
-To a certain extent
-why yes I can *takes a dollar from BB* I'll pay you back on thursday! :mrgreen:

Hysterically Happy Locust:
-E3! What else?
-To throw the worlds biggest party because Clinton didn't win!
-Run down the streets of new york yelling "YA-TAAAA" at the top of my lungs!
-to rewind time an hour. that way you get the benefit of time travel without the problem of seriously f***ing up your future.
-Mel Brooks
-Keep trying. (if not only to see the publishers faces((especially the extremely catholic ones!)))
-It depends on how long I feel like staying in my after-shower-attire on any given day.
-The coup. a jesters death is not exactly the most spectacular. I'd rather go out being a complete dumbsh** staging an uprising, than being a dumbsh** while dancing like a dumbsh**

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:38 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:Questioneers:
1) You've been given a one-time gift of being able to see any future event. What do you look forward and see?
2) A computer glitch has just caused you to be declared President of the united states in the next election. What is your first act in office?
3) You've invented a teleporter and just sent yourself cross country to Times square, only to find that your clothes have been sent 3 states away. Um... what do you do now?
4) Would you prefer the power to rewind time by an hour or to fast forward an hour?
5) You've won a contest that lets you choose a character for the next Smash Bros game. Which deserving icon do you give the spot to?
6) You're brand new children's book "Why is Mommy moaning every night?" is turned down by yet another publisher. Do you call it quits or keep trying to get it published?
7) You find that robes are now in fashion, but underwear is not. How fully do you follow this cultural trend?
A freak time warp has sent you to medieval times and landed you in the middle of a king's court. Do you quickly perform a coup and declare yourself King, citing your magical powers? Or do you dance like an idiot and hope they allow you to be an acting jester?

1. Who I'm going to marry. So I don't have to waste time with everyone else.

2. Assassinating Jack Thompson and Uwe Boll.

3. Dance.

4. Rewind. Going forward will only confuse me. Rewinding allows me to undo any mistakes I might have made.

5. Classic Mega Man. He'd probably end up being a clone of Samus, though. I figure down+b would make him change weapon type.

6. Hey, porno stores need love too.

7. I dress up like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat every day. His robes are awesome.

8. Coup. With a gun. The won't know what it is, so they'll never be able to stop me!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:35 am

The Happy Locust
1) I see... Bees! HORRID BEES!
2) Declare war on Jack Thompson
3) Declare my awesomeness regardless of my nuditity
4) rewind time. I could enjoy a hamburger forever!
5) hmmm... either Proto Man or Abe from Abe's oddysee
6) I rewrite it for a joke book for adults and become a thousandare.
7) Remake my bathrobe into the only thing I wear for a week.
8 ) dance like an idiot! dance like an idiot! dance like an idiot! :grin:

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:43 am

The Happy Locust-
1) Which up-and-coming company is going to be BIG so I can buy stock.
2) Issue "Pantless Wednesdays" between 4-6 PM.
3) Act foreign.
4) Both.
5) A zombie.
6) Keep trying. J.K. Rowling got rejected like a dozen times, and now her publisher is laughing all the way to the bank.
7) I love panties.

R U 4 REAL????????? I'm taking over and partying like it's 1349.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:48 pm

Halo wrote:The Happy Locust-
2) Issue "Pantless Wednesdays" between 4-6 PM.
7) I love panties.
R U 4 REAL????????? I'm taking over and partying like it's 1349.

This is why we love our little green weapon of mass devastation. So who wants to take which part as a sigquote? :mrgreen:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:29 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:The Happy Locust-
2) Issue "Pantless Wednesdays" between 4-6 PM.
7) I love panties.
R U 4 REAL????????? I'm taking over and partying like it's 1349.

This is why we love our little green weapon of mass devastation. So who wants to take which part as a sigquote?

Not it. I like my manberries undamaged. I want to keep them listed as MISP, thank you.

News Credits: 7 · by **Dragonslayer** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:24 pm

Dear whoever answers this question,

Why does college have to be so goddamn confusing and be full of so many rules and requirements that make me want to shoot someone when I find a new rule that I didn't know about that I should've known about? :-x

Sincerely,
Disgruntled Texas A&M student

by **Tweezy** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:23 pm

Dragonslayer:
-It's a secret ploy by Jack Thompson to get more people to shoot up colleges so that he can blame "Army of Two". Don't play into his hands... stay strong!

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:19 pm

To The Flaming Lemurs with Halo on keytar:

More useless Decepticon: Reflector or Meantime?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:42 am

Dragonslayer:
-You know that theory about a thousand monkey's with typewriters, and that at some point, they'll write a Shakespearian play? They actually write college rules.

Binaltech Bombshell:
-Erector. Worst(Best?). Name. Ever.

Everyone but Tweezy (I already know his answer):
Have you ever done that RiffTrax? it's from the MST3K guys, and exactly as good, but with modern movies, like 300, Casino Royale, or Transformers. It actually made Batman&Robin worth watching!

by **Halo** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:03 am

Dragonslayer wrote:Dear whoever answers this question,

Why does college have to be so goddamn confusing and be full of so many rules and requirements that make me want to shoot someone when I find a new rule that I didn't know about that I should've known about?

Sincerely,
Disgruntled Texas A&M student

I asked my dad this question. His response, "Welcome to the real world".
MY response: find loopholes. Play stupid also works.
Sincerely,
A WVU student.

Binaltech Bombshell-
I don't really know. They're both so useless in their own "special" way.

Shadowman-
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:28 pm

Halo wrote:Shadowman-
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

It's from the guys who made MST3K. You get an MP3, then sync it up with a movie's DVD. (It'll have a little voice that helps you out)

It's freaking hilarious.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:04 am

Dragonslayer
Wouldn't know, I'm not a college student and I never plan on being one.

by **shockticus** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:17 am

Here's some questions: Did ya miss me?
Will Americans ever truly appreciate Rugby?
Do colored socks REALLY change the color of your feet?
Will there ever be a VGCats trade paperback?
How long until Halo graduates from WVU(AKA Dictator University) and rules all creation?
Is it true that Candleja-- well, you know, exists?
And, do [i]you[i] believe it's not butter?
That is all, Supreme Overlords...

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:25 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:Dragonslayer
Wouldn't know, I'm not a college student and I never plan on being one.

Pickle Winky:

Would you change you mind if a university had MST courses?

Did you get your edjumication like me, on the streets, running three card monte scams and hustling pool?

Near the end of the "Evil Toy Monkey" portion of Merlin's Shop, who's hand stops the monkey from killing everybody? I think it was originally Pleasant Wife and/or Girlfriend.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:44 pm

shockticus wrote:Here's some questions: Did ya miss me?
Will Americans ever truly appreciate Rugby?
Do colored socks REALLY change the color of your feet?
Will there ever be a VGCats trade paperback?
How long until Halo graduates from WVU(AKA Dictator University) and rules all creation?
Is it true that Candleja-- well, you know, exists?
And, do [i]you[i] believe it's not butter?
That is all, Supreme Overlords...

-No
-No
-No (Shirts might color your arms, depending on the fabric)
-Eventually.
-At the least, four years.
-You really are braindead.
-It's margarine, so it's pretty much the same thing.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:52 am

shockticus
Who are you again?
What's Rugby?

I know mine do.
As soon as VGcats gets their own cartoon on G4. :roll:

she already does.
Yeah I own it.
not for a second.

BB
Probably not, you'd have to offer me the diploma on my first hour there.
No, just public highschool.
Merlin does, while his wife zerela watches wearing her throw pillow hat.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:23 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:As soon as VGcats gets their own cartoon on G4.

Ctrl+Alt+Del has a series. It's not long enough to be on TV, but it is professionally done. (Meaning professional animators did it) VGcats had a Flash series, but Chris Boe needed to focus on other projects, so only the first half of one episode was put online.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:43 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:As soon as VGcats gets their own cartoon on G4.

Ctrl+Alt+Del has a series. It's not long enough to be on TV, but it is professionally done. (Meaning professional animators did it) VGcats had a Flash series, but Chris Boe needed to focus on other projects, so only the first half of one episode was put online.

Well when will G4 wise up and start putting more shows about gaming on the 'channel for gamers'?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:03 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:As soon as VGcats gets their own cartoon on G4.

Ctrl+Alt+Del has a series. It's not long enough to be on TV, but it is professionally done. (Meaning professional animators did it) VGcats had a Flash series, but Chris Boe needed to focus on other projects, so only the first half of one episode was put online.

Well when will G4 wise up and start putting more shows about gaming on the 'channel for gamers'?

Well, Code Monkeys in in-between seasons. X-Play has absorbed Cheat! and Filter, and is pretty close to being absorbed by Attack of the Show.

But when is Mel Brooks going to get up and finally produce Spaceballs: The Series?! It was supposed to be last year!

by **Halo** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:12 pm

shockticus wrote:Here's some questions: Did ya miss me?
Will Americans ever truly appreciate Rugby?
Do colored socks REALLY change the color of your feet?
Will there ever be a VGCats trade paperback?
How long until Halo graduates from WVU(AKA Dictator University) and rules all creation?
Is it true that Candleja-- well, you know, exists?
And, do [i]you[i] believe it's not butter?
That is all, Supreme Overlords...

1. No.
2. When the losing team dies in every match.
3. If they're cheap enough.
4. Don't care.
5. December 2009. I'm on an accelerated super smarty pants path.
6. No.
7. It's just leftover grease from the stove.