The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:09 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To all the members in Max Rebo's band:

If something is always in the last place we look, why don't people just look there first?

How much will Dracula X Chronicles, which includes the once Japan only Rondo of Blood, rock?

Is there really "another"?

Have you ever wished that something didn't exist, and then were visited by a psycho sprite that showed you the world without that something in an effort to make you appreciate it?

What's the bounty on bagged nOObs right now?

1. Because society is STUPID!

2. It damn well better. I'm dropping $40 on it. (Also, it comes with a port of Symphony of the Night)

3. There better be. *Shakes fist*

4. Yes, and damn, a world without Paris Hilton was a glorious one.

5. Five bucks and a hot dog.

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:46 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To all the members in Max Rebo's band:

If something is always in the last place we look, why don't people just look there first?

How much will Dracula X Chronicles, which includes the once Japan only Rondo of Blood, rock?

Is there really "another"?

Have you ever wished that something didn't exist, and then were visited by a psycho sprite that showed you the world without that something in an effort to make you appreciate it?

What's the bounty on bagged nOObs right now?

1. Because society is STUPID!

2. It damn well better. I'm dropping $40 on it. (Also, it comes with a port of Symphony of the Night)

3. There better be. *Shakes fist*

4. Yes, and damn, a world without Paris Hilton was a glorious one.

5. Five bucks and a hot dog.

Gyro Man:

This hot dog you speak of, is it a Hebrew National, Nathan's or Armour?

And why does my five dollar bill feature Lincoln wearing a turtleneck sweater? :-x

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:15 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To all the members in Max Rebo's band:

If something is always in the last place we look, why don't people just look there first?

How much will Dracula X Chronicles, which includes the once Japan only Rondo of Blood, rock?

Is there really "another"?

Have you ever wished that something didn't exist, and then were visited by a psycho sprite that showed you the world without that something in an effort to make you appreciate it?

What's the bounty on bagged nOObs right now?

1. Because society is STUPID!

2. It damn well better. I'm dropping $40 on it. (Also, it comes with a port of Symphony of the Night)

3. There better be. *Shakes fist*

4. Yes, and damn, a world without Paris Hilton was a glorious one.

5. Five bucks and a hot dog.

Gyro Man:

This hot dog you speak of, is it a Hebrew National, Nathan's or Armour?

And why does my five dollar bill feature Lincoln wearing a turtleneck sweater?

1. Ballpark Franks. The Ultimate in Hot Dog Technology.

2. He got cold, DUH!

by **Halo** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:34 pm

autobot commander-
Just buy a new one.

Binaltech Bombshell-
1. Well, before then, we found X amount of places that it's not.
2. About a bunch.
3. Maybe.
4. No.
5. A bottle of Clorox.

by **Tweezy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:06 pm

Binaltech Blintzshell:
-they tried that once! ever wonder how that chunk of the universe went missing?
-So much so that I've no idea!
-yes
-yes! because he would gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today!
-a bucket of corn-dogs and a nickel!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:50 pm

KESTION!

What's YOUR zombie plan?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:55 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:KESTION!

What's YOUR zombie plan?

Scream with fear.

That's also my plan for love, school, work, and everything.

by **Tweezy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:59 pm

Psycho:
-Blow their f***in heads off baby!

by **Halo** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:02 am

Psycho Warrior-
Burn those mofo's.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:27 am

My zombie plan? Well, he and I are probably going to head down to Cork and take in the scenery, grab a nice dinner, and make sweet zombie love on the beach.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:21 pm

my zombie plan is to head to alaska, the zombies will freeze like corpse-cicles. Then it's baseball bat time.

by **SoundMaster1** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:29 pm

Q:is there life after a pie shortage?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:09 pm

nemesis zenith
pie is life. therefore, there is no life after pie.

by **Halo** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:49 pm

nemesis zenith wrote:Q:is there life after a pie shortage?

I'll fight you for that last pie, so for you, there is no life.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:52 pm

nemesis zenith wrote:Q:is there life after a pie shortage?

A great man once said "If you have a choice between regular Heaven, and Pie Heaven, choose Pie Heaven, because hey, what if?"

That man was Jack Handy, the most quotable man on Earth.

by **Tweezy** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:29 pm

nemesis zenith:
-water is only a figurehead! the human body is comprised of 90% pie! we as humans need it to survive!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:28 pm

KESTIONS!
How do you hide money from a hippie?
Whatever happened to Eddie munster?
Why do Nazi skinheads wear red suspenders?

by **Tweezy** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:54 pm

Psycho:
-by putting it in a briefcase, they'll never look there because they see it as as a symbol of "The Man"
-he sold out and now does bean burrito commercials in puerto rico!
-red for the blood of the innocents! :SICK:

by **Halo** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:17 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:KESTIONS!
How do you hide money from a hippie?
Whatever happened to Eddie munster?
Why do Nazi skinheads wear red suspenders?

1. Pretend it's a bar of soap.
2. Who?
3. They think it's pimpin' or something.

QUESTION!

Why do people, when they have problems, always seem to come to me for comfort and therapy?

by **Goribus** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:26 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:KESTIONS!
How do you hide money from a hippie?
Whatever happened to Eddie munster?
Why do Nazi skinheads wear red suspenders?

1) Put it under the soap.
2) I'm lookin' at him.
3) He doesn't have to tell you!

At least one person is going to get all that. And he's Psycho Warrior.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:30 pm

Halo:
-I have no Idea! I guess the world is just crazy like that!

Goribus:
-BACK IN YOUR BOX! :twisted:

EDIT: QUESTIONSES
-Why does all of humanity have the insanity of a manatee?
-Why did Agent J feel that little tiffany deserved to die?
-What deranged psycho ate my cookies?
-I avoided the noid.... What next?
-My spidey sense has been tingling an awful lot lately. any clues as to why?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:40 am

Goribus
And he wins a cookie for getting my Referance. Good job!
;)^

Halo
Because sh** floats and gold sinks.

Twezz
-manatee's are highly immitatable
-2 words: girl scout
- *whistles innocently*
- watch out for the king and the clown.
-I suggest brain surgery myself. Performed by a greasy hobo in a dirty alley.

by **Halo** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:12 am

Tweezy-
1. Kumquat.
2. She's a ho. She deserved it.
3. Psycho Warrior.
4. I dunno.
5. It's infected.

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:27 pm

Tweezy:
1. Because the Manatee's are influencing the way we act, waiting, biding their time until they can strike and take over the world.

2. Because he didn't want her to feel left out.

3. Pw stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

4. Next, you must beat the Noid at his own game, trap him, then kill him. Remember, it's kill, or get your pizza ruined.

5. Thats not your spidey sense, it's the electric current coursing through your brain due to a explosive device I had implanted in your head when I went back in time, you can read about my adventures in my Book on Tape "Hugo F's with time." as read by George Jefferson.

Question
Why is the movie forum like driving through Gary Indiana or Detroit?