The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:10 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the TERRORS FROM THE YEAR 2007!:

What are your thoughts regarding the media frenzy over Anna Nicole's death?

Did you buy any of that tainted peanut butter?

Do y'all make keys here?

If I sent Halo an application written in crayon, and mailed in an envelope filled with my collection of celebrity toenail clippings, what would be my chances of getting my old job back?

What's your first reaction to this phrase: "LIGHTNING STRIKE!"

1. Isn't there a war going on?

2. I buy JIF. None of that el cheapo Peter Pan stuff for me.

3. "Maybe it's a key all the time...but when you stick it in people...it unlocks their death."--Michael J. Caboose, Red vs. Blue.

4. A bullet to the head.

5. Something about Gundam.

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:33 pm

- Is it pathetic that I was the only guy in a showing of Music and Lyrics today?
- Is my man card revoked for seeing that movie?
- How can I be secure in the fact that I enjoy Romantic Comedies?
- Is it bad that those are the best questions I can come up with?
- Uhhh... Whats the better combo, Plasma Rifle and SMG or Plasma Pistol and SMG?

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:33 pm

BB-
1. Unless I'm watching Inside edition or Access Hollywood, I don't need to hear about this when I'm watching the 11 o'clock news.
2. nah. Not a PB person.
3. no, but find me a locked... never mind. I can't tell that joke here. :mrgreen:

4. You'd be front-runner immediately.
5. just the odd ordering of the gh sound not making any noticeable sound.

by **Halo** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:11 pm

Binaltech Bombshell-
1. I wondered who killed her.
2. I ate a whole jar after I found out.
3. Yes.
4. Maybe. I'm giving it 2 weeks and I'm going to see what I've got.
5. Ka-BLOOEY!

Rodimus Lantern-
1. Think of all the women you have.
2. See above.
3. See above.
4. Nope.
5. Shotgun.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:14 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:- Is it pathetic that I was the only guy in a showing of Music and Lyrics today?
- Is my man card revoked for seeing that movie?
- How can I be secure in the fact that I enjoy Romantic Comedies?
- Is it bad that those are the best questions I can come up with?
- Uhhh... Whats the better combo, Plasma Rifle and SMG or Plasma Pistol and SMG?

-Yes.
-Most difinitely so.
-By cutting off your..."Sargeant Johnson and his Two Privates"
-You've had worse.
-Plasma Rifle/SMG. One takes out shields good, the other takes out flesh good.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:41 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:- Is it pathetic that I was the only guy in a showing of Music and Lyrics today?
- Is my man card revoked for seeing that movie?
- How can I be secure in the fact that I enjoy Romantic Comedies?
- Is it bad that those are the best questions I can come up with?
- Uhhh... Whats the better combo, Plasma Rifle and SMG or Plasma Pistol and SMG?

RL-
1. surprising? no. Laughable... HAW-HAW!
2. Only if your body mass has shifted proportions upon completion of the movie.
3. easy, girls are suckers for those movies.
4. You're maturing. GET OUT! NOW! BEFORE IT SPREADS! :mrgreen:

5. pistol. CAP!

by **Tweezy** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:43 pm

A question. What types of candy do y'all like the best!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:47 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:A question. What types of candy do y'all like the best!

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. No force of Man or God could beat them.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:24 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:A question. What types of candy do y'all like the best!

I've always been partial to Milky way or 3 Musketeers.

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:31 pm

-Can I laugh at Shadowman for using the n00b combo?
-Do any of you know how to Rocket Cancel or Sniper Cancel?
-How many superjumps can you do?
-Why is that for hours after I play Halo on Xbox live I am still thinking about it?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:06 am

Shadowman wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:A question. What types of candy do y'all like the best!

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. No force of Man or God could beat them.

ditto

Rodimus Lantern
-No. No one can laugh at Shadow man until he takes the tape off their mouthes.
-Who wha?
-as many as I want.
-because you've only thought you've gone to bed. You're really still playing.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:49 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:-Can I laugh at Shadowman for using the n00b combo?
-Do any of you know how to Rocket Cancel or Sniper Cancel?
-How many superjumps can you do?
-Why is that for hours after I play Halo on Xbox live I am still thinking about it?

-Sorry for not letting Halo 2 absorb my life. I'll leave that to Devil May Cry.
-No.
-As many as it takes.
-That happens with any high-action. For a while after playing BLACK, my mind would sort of flashback to the game.

by **Shin Getter Robo** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:51 pm

Shadowman wrote:-That happens with any high-action. For a while after playing BLACK, my mind would sort of flashback to the game.

Just think what it'd be like if you actually went to war.....

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:14 pm

Mr. Beast wrote:
Shadowman wrote:-That happens with any high-action. For a while after playing BLACK, my mind would sort of flashback to the game.

Just think what it'd be like if you actually went to war.....

Then I'd be snapping necks left and right! YEE-HA!

by **Halo** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:27 pm

Tha Tweezrrr-
Peanut Butter Cups

Rodimus Lantern-
1. No.
2. See above.
3. About a gazillion.
4. Cuz Halo is awsome.

by **Tweezy** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:08 pm

What is your favorite "ask a ninja" episode? (for those who watch it)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:17 am

Tha Tweezrrr
The minja episode and the summer job episode.

Or as the ninja would say: "The one that kills you"

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:56 am

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:What is your favorite "ask a ninja" episode? (for those who watch it)

Why do you make me choose?! It's like picking out your favorite child!

by **Tweezy** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:03 am

Shadowman wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:What is your favorite "ask a ninja" episode? (for those who watch it)

Why do you make me choose?! It's like picking out your favorite child!

Because it's fun!

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:25 am

-Can I break my most questions in one post record if I only ask Tweezrrr?
-Would you agree that it would pop is answerer cherry?
-Any of you guys watch Shark or CSI?

by **Tweezy** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:42 am

Rodimus Lantern:

-Probably not!
- :shock:

... uh... be gentle?
-'Fraid I don't

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:47 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:-Can I break my most questions in one post record if I only ask Tweezrrr?
-Would you agree that it would pop is answerer cherry?
-Any of you guys watch Shark or CSI?

-Hellz yeah.
-EWWWWWW!!
-No Siree Bob!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:10 pm

Rodimus Lantern
-go for it.
-for that question you deserve a beating. Bring forth the wheel, the hot coals, and the hammers.
-Nope. I prefer star trek and MASH.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:03 am

Rodimus Lantern wrote:-Can I break my most questions in one post record if I only ask Tweezrrr?
-Would you agree that it would pop is answerer cherry?
-Any of you guys watch Shark or CSI?

Rodimus Lantern-
1. if you must...
2. but where's the emotional scarring?
3. pass on both.