The Energon Pub

Undead Waffles wrote:1. what is a surefire way to break up with someone?
2. what is the best way to kill a snake?
3. what is the best way till kill that same snake, only it brought a few 1000 of its cosest relatives?
4. what is the square root of 144?
5. anyone know of a good cake rescipe (or how to spell the word, pref. both)?
5. where is the number six?
8. Where is the number seven?
9. why are only three of these questions relevent to anything?

1. Vomit on them...
2.With another snake
3.fire... and pie
4. 12
5. Yes I do know of a good cake recipe
6. right here because you forgot it
7. right here, because you forgot it
8. Because you needed to justify posting mindless questions

Moonshatter: For answering questions, you must endure a week in The Box. Shadowman will let you out after you have become 1/100000000 of what you once were. Have a nice day.

8 bit wrote:Why is it I can never find a matching pair of socks? Is it true that they do get lost in the dryer?

I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but Psycho Warrior likes to collect socks. He engineered all of the worlds dryers to take one sock from a matching pair and add it to his collection. He is the cause of all missing socks, but there's nothing you can do about it. At this time, it is unknown what the purpose is behind all the socks.

Nekoman wrote:Whose birthday was today (and to him I hope you had a good one)?

It's the Tweezinator's birthday I believe. Happy birthday man!

Moonshatter wrote:I blame sock gnomes. They work together with the ever-infamous gnomes who like to steal underpants to make life that much more annoying .

Gnomes going through my underwear...kinda scary.

robofreak wrote:I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but Psycho Warrior likes to collect socks. He engineered all of the worlds dryers to take one sock from a matching pair and add it to his collection. He is the cause of all missing socks, but there's nothing you can do about it. At this time, it is unknown what the purpose is behind all the socks.

A black market for socks perhaps?

8 bit wrote:A black market for socks perhaps?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Tweezy left a pint of Ben&Jerry's Peanut Butter Ice Cream at my place. It is now mine. Is it alright if I laugh evilly while I enjoy my new ice cream?

Shadowman wrote:Tweezy left a pint of Ben&Jerry's Peanut Butter Ice Cream at my place. It is now mine. Is it alright if I laugh evilly while I enjoy my new ice cream?

Only if you put it on youtube.

Shadowman wrote:Tweezy left a pint of Ben&Jerry's Peanut Butter Ice Cream at my place. It is now mine. Is it alright if I laugh evilly while I enjoy my new ice cream?

Only if you eat it evilly.

Shadowman:

-It's required that you laugh evilly.

... is it too late to warn you that I have herpes?

Tweezy wrote:... is it too late to warn you that I have herpes?

sorry about that. my fault.

Tweezy
Been kissing surly truckers again Tweezy?

Tweezy wrote:... is it too late to warn you that I have herpes?

Is it too late to warn you all that soda was laced with a time-based poison? Happy 21st birthday, Tweezy! HAHAHAHAAAA!

I just scored Blacker and Laster from the Victory series for $120. How awesome is that?

Robofreak
And I've never heard of either of them. Really cheapens the victory eh?

Psycho Warrior wrote:Robofreak
And I've never heard of either of them. Really cheapens the victory eh?

Yes it does. Also Laster and Blacker are 2 of the 3 components for Road Caesar. Know who they are now?

Now if I can only get a Braver and I'll have have Road Caesar.

robofreak wrote:I just scored Blacker and Laster from the Victory series for $120. How awesome is that?

Never heard of it.

Tweezy wrote:

robofreak wrote:I just scored Blacker and Laster from the Victory series for $120. How awesome is that?

Never heard of it.

Victory was one of those TF series most people haven't heard of, because it was only in Japan and was never brought to America. It was a reference even I didn't catch, because even I don't have much knowledge of the Japanese series.

Shadowman wrote:

Tweezy wrote:

robofreak wrote:I just scored Blacker and Laster from the Victory series for $120. How awesome is that?

Never heard of it.

Victory was one of those TF series most people haven't heard of, because it was only in Japan and was never brought to America. It was a reference even I didn't catch, because even I don't have much knowledge of the Japanese series.

I don't either, I just know the figures are freakin awesome and have some of the better designs of the G1 era.

robofreak
Again, no idea who that is.

Who here believes what the ads say?
Who says you should die?
Why did I bring up ads again?

SoundMaster1
I believe that some times I feel lika nut and some times I don't.
I do. I have a complex.
Sounds like a question only you can answer.

SoundMaster1 wrote:Who here believes what the ads say?
Who says you should die?
Why did I bring up ads again?

-I don't believe in ads. This is supposed to make them not exist, but that doesn't seem to be working.
-My enemies. Shows them, I expressed mailed them live, hungry tigers.
-You didn't. I don't believe you.

As I have come to realize, Seibertron is a font of testosteroney goodness. As a lowly and clueless female, then, I humbly submit the following question for your wise and man-hairy wisdom:

What is it with guys and these three things: midgets, poop and monkeys?

Are they better in combinations (midget monkeys throwing poop) or in singles?

HK, solving the mysteries of life one at a time.

hellkitty wrote:As I have come to realize, Seibertron is a font of testosteroney goodness. As a lowly and clueless female, then, I humbly submit the following question for your wise and man-hairy wisdom:

What is it with guys and these three things: midgets, poop and monkeys?

Are they better in combinations (midget monkeys throwing poop) or in singles?

HK, solving the mysteries of life one at a time.

-If there is one constant in the universe, it's that midgets, poop, and monkeys, are hilarious. (When used properly, and I'm referencing a certain film that shall not be named involving two women but a single cup between them. That's not funny)

-Yes.

hellkitty
midgets are like living punchlines, poop's not that funny to me actually, and monkeys... I dunno. Monkeys are like hairy midgets.

There are combos, yeah.

funnier:

monkeys throwing poo at midgets

or

poo throwing midgets at monkeys

Name_Violation
monkeys throwing poo at midgets, poo throwing midgets at monkeys sounds like something out of a horror movie where the sewers themselves come to life.