The Energon Pub

by **Halo** » Sun May 27, 2007 2:04 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To all members of The Legion of Super Pets:

How badly do you think the critics will bash the TF movie?

What's a "bohab"?

Do you think, as I do, that Paris should've gotten "The Chair"?

When will we see a new wave of Classics TFs?

How cool is it that I sold Prey and TMNT, and used that dough to pre-order GTA 4?

If a tree falls on a Republican does anybody care?

1. I think they'll actually like it.
2. I wish I knew.
3. YES.
4. On February 30, 20never.
5. Not bad.
6. I know I don't.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun May 27, 2007 4:32 pm

QUESTION:
-Can I say today is the worst day I ever had?
-Will I have a stroke at age 18?
-Seriously, when are we getting blogs on this site?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:20 pm

Jadow
-sure.
-no, at age 20.
-I think this is as close as it gets

by **Halo** » Sun May 27, 2007 7:21 pm

Shadowman wrote:QUESTION:
-Can I say today is the worst day I ever had?
-Will I have a stroke at age 18?
-Seriously, when are we getting blogs on this site?

1. No. Chances are, if you do, you'll have a worse one tomorrow.
2. You could. Smoke some pot and calm down.
3. When pigs have wings.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon May 28, 2007 10:12 am

Why do I keep having dreams about getting a Wii? I've had at least six in the past month.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:49 pm

Sad-o-man
You've got a serious Jones.

KESTION:
What you think of that Evan Almighty preveiw?

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:46 pm

Bohab
-Looks like they are trying to cash in on the popularity of Bruce Almighty. Hehehe I answered a Question.
- Why not make your name Bohab Gwarrior? It would be two times the cool.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:47 pm

Bohab Warrior wrote:Sad-o-man
You've got a serious Jones.

I think so. I've never wanted a console as much as I want a Wii. That's a pretty good sign.

Bohab Warrior wrote:KESTION:
What you think of that Evan Almighty preveiw?

Hilarity has a beard.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:55 pm

Rodimus_Lantern
:grin:

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:18 pm

You now officially have the best Screen name ever. Period. :grin:

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:53 pm

I'M BACK! to steal one of your jobs and all of your pension money! :twisted:

Nah. Just kidding. But I would like to add some questions to the pool.

Questions:
1. After staying up for 40 hours before passing out (I know, only 40, I'm a wuss) and I ended up having a very vivid yet odd dreams. The Location was my house but in a more fantasy setting (think Frozen Throne kinda setting). I was doing lessons on how chihuahuas were dual-natured. To demonstrate, I picked up one of my chihuahuas and coaxed it until it morphed into a hideous, yet still cute in a way, birdlike creature. After which I coaxed my other chihuahua to do the same explaining that the wild chihuahuas fly there to mate and lay eggs. Any idea what this means?
2. Nintendo has been updating their virtual console library again and put up some tasty new tidbits. Any ideas which games I should get?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon May 28, 2007 4:17 pm

1. That you have finally decended into my state of mind.
2. Escape from bug Island and Nights journy of dreams look good.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon May 28, 2007 4:47 pm

Bohab Gwarrior wrote:1. That you have finally decended into my state of mind.
2. Escape from bug Island and Nights journy of dreams look good.

Actually, neither of those games is available yet. Here's a listing for those unfamiliar.

List of available Virtual Console games

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon May 28, 2007 4:57 pm

Locust:
-Nothing, really. When you lack sleep, or if you've taken too many sleeping pills, you get some pretty effed up dreams.

-Anything for N64.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon May 28, 2007 5:14 pm

As long as I'm spamming for attention:

how's my new sig look? (full version available in LMX comic thread)

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon May 28, 2007 5:33 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:As long as I'm spamming for attention:

how's my new sig look? (full version available in LMX comic thread)

It's like awesome wrapped in kickass.

by **Halo** » Mon May 28, 2007 5:36 pm

Shadowman-
God is telling you to get a Wii.

Bohab Gwarrior-
Unfortunately, they forgot that, in the BIBLE, God said he'd never flood the earth again. So they (movie makers) are wrong.

The Grim Locust-
1.Obviously, God is telling you to cross breed Chihuahua's and a species of bird. Go for it.
2. The violent one.

1. Not bad.

QUESTION!
So my band directer screwed me over horribly. Exactly how should I get back at him (legally), other than writing a letter politely demanding his immediate firing?

by **Tweezy** » Mon May 28, 2007 8:00 pm

Halo wrote:Shadowman-
God is telling you to get a Wii.

Bohab Gwarrior-
Unfortunately, they forgot that, in the BIBLE, God said he'd never flood the earth again. So they (movie makers) are wrong.

The Grim Locust-
1.Obviously, God is telling you to cross breed Chihuahua's and a species of bird. Go for it.
2. The violent one.

1. Not bad.

QUESTION!
So my band directer screwed me over horribly. Exactly how should I get back at him (legally), other than writing a letter politely demanding his immediate firing?

Locust:
-Psychadelics have been slipped into your water supply.
-Get tons of classic games like Legend of zelda, mario, donkey kong, or just about anything that takes your fancy!

Shadowman:
-I am most agreeing with Halo!

Bohab:
-we cannot expect the earliest version of mother goose to be correct 100% of the time!

Halo:
-The answer is simple! Laxatives! But not just any laxatives will do! Use Elephant Laxatives!

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Mon May 28, 2007 10:55 pm

To Two Guys (and Tweezy), A Girl and a Question Thread:

1. How can some people honestly believe that they'll be paid upwards of $12,000 per month, just by selling $550 worth of vitamins?

b. Would you buy anything from some dude named "Klee"?

!. Can I interest you in some vitamins?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:12 pm

Halo
other than organizing the other band members into cannon fodder I'd say perhaps a strike maybe? Or gluing his fat butt in his chair.

Locust
10/10

BB
1. 'Vitamins' you say?

b. Sure as long as Klee isn't tagnamed SWINDLE.
!. what kind of 'vitamins?'

by **Tweezy** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:54 am

BB:
-If that's the pay-to-sale ratio then the boss must be an un-earthly level of stupid!
-not at first, no!
-What kind of vitamins? It's not those chewable children's tablets is it? 'Cause they tried to eat my face once!

QUESTION:
-I have changed my name! Should I keep it this way or revert it back to Tha Tweezrrr?

by **Halo** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:52 am

Binaltech Bombshell-
1. They're delusional.
b. I wouldn't trust them.
!. Nah, I'm full of them.

Tweezy-
Since I inspired it, keep it.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue May 29, 2007 10:09 am

Wheezy
I like it.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue May 29, 2007 2:59 pm

Halo:
-I gotta agree with Tweezy Macheezy's statement on this, but I'll expand it: Choco Super-Lax. Put it in some delicious brownies JUST for him.

I stole it from That '70s Show, but it was a good idea.

Binaltech Bombshell:
1. Another Pyramid Scheme? I thought you were better than th--Nevermind.
b. What kind of name is "Klee?" We should kill him, then his parents, then his dog.
!. Why cetainly, chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp.

The Artist Formerly Known As "Tha Tweezrrr":
-I like it. Short, simple. Leaves plenty of space on a tombstone for a dirty lymerick.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:28 pm

KESTION!
Is there any resutant/fast food place that makes you sick everytime you eat there?

I ask because Papa John's and now Burger King make me ill. (even though both are pretty good)