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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior

Postby Psycho Warrior » Thu Jan 08, 2026 2:59 am

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Not a cartoon.

TO THE BOX WITH HIM!

*A nurgling comes up and whispers in PW's ear*

You lost the box? How? ... well get something!

*The nurglings put out a refrigerator box with a big frowny face painted on it*

... an attempt was made.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior

Postby Rodimus Prime » Thu Jan 08, 2026 8:50 pm

Motto: "Individual freedom above all else."
It is not a cartoon... :shock:

Pee-Wee,

How many times does 1 have to fvck around before 1 finds out?
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior

Postby Psycho Warrior » Thu Jan 08, 2026 11:11 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Rhombus Prime Number
That's a complicated question.
The number of potential times one can find out is proportionally more likely by the severity of the fvck around.

Like the last time PW tried to crank call random people with the 'your refrigerator running gag' little did I know I called Refrigerator World and found he had somehow let all of his stock run and he invited me down for a reward.

The reward was a beating.
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior

Postby megatran » Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:00 pm

Motto: "Improve on yesterday"
Weapon: Fusion Blaster Cannon
Hey PW,

Help! Help!

It's Friday 13th. And I've already broke mirror ceiling , stepped on a black puss while crossing paths, walked under a stocking ladder.

What step(s) can I take to avoid further bad luck & turn my luck around?

*sees out of corner of eye a man with a hockey mask*
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Re: Ask Psycho Warrior

Postby Psycho Warrior » Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:32 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
SuperMegaHyperForceTranGo!
Well, at this point your only hope is to run to the nearest sorority or frat house, run through it and our masked friend will be too busy butchering all the sex having college kids to bother with you.

Afterward, I'd suggest grinding up and snorting a lucky horse shoe, throwing a bag of salt over your shoulder, and hitting a bicyclist with your car.

the bicyclist won't improve your luck, I just want less cyclists on the road.
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