The Energon Pub

by **duragrip** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:50 pm

Is writing Batman fan fiction satisfying?

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:15 pm

duragrip wrote:Is writing Batman fan fiction satisfying?

You said you can't stand reading. How then can you post a fanfic if you don't type/write them down first? Try writing on a Etch and Sketch or a magic slate.

Once it's finished do post it here and let the members decide if its good.

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:26 pm

duragrip wrote:What would happen if I came in to work like this:

You'd die from the fall because the cape doesn't work in real life?

duragrip wrote:I'm not sure if I'm as smart as Batman?

You, sir, have a talent for understatement.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:04 pm

duragrip wrote:How does Batman get woman when he has boring personality?

Dude, he's Bruce Wayne. He's the owner of a multi-billion(?) dollar company, is extremely charming, extremely handsome and ripped. Hell, I'd probably go chasing after him.

duragrip wrote:Sto's intellect is almost a match for my own. Maybe he could be Robin?

First buddying up to Blast Cannon, now Sto? It's almost like you have a social life.

duragrip wrote:I'm a mental midget compared to all.

*Fixed*

duragrip wrote:She was real dish.

Yeah, might want to upgrade your objectifying terms for women.

duragrip wrote:Where did her character come from? Was she a movie creation?

No, it's all in your head.

duragrip wrote:What is a Mary Sue.

Find nearest reflective surface, look into it, that is the direct opposite of one.

I AM ON FIYAH TODAY!!!

by **duragrip** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:57 pm

Why do they call her Oracle instead of Barbara Gordon? How does she fight crime in a wheelchair. I like hot handicapped girl, both physical and mental handicap is fine?

If I had Bruce Wayne's money could I get girl?

How could Batman use Green Lantern ring in Justice League Unlimited? Doesn't ring have to choose you?

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:10 pm

duragrip wrote:Why do they call her Oracle instead of Barbara Gordon?

Why do they call him Superman instead of Clark Kent?

duragrip wrote: How does she fight crime in a wheelchair.

Never stopped Professor X.

duragrip wrote:I like hot handicapped girl, both physical and mental handicap is fine?

Whole new sub-set of weirdness has been achieved.

duragrip wrote:If I had Bruce Wayne's money could I get girl?

No, hire me as your accountant, I'll make sure your money is safe.

duragrip wrote:How could Batman use Green Lantern ring in Justice League Unlimited? Doesn't ring have to choose you?

Yes. You literally just answered your own question DG. The ring chose Batman. (Also, I thought it was a Sinestro Corps ring, might be wrong)

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:15 pm

duragrip, why do you have so many different internet service providers?

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:17 pm

Madeus Prime wrote:
duragrip wrote:How could Batman use Green Lantern ring in Justice League Unlimited? Doesn't ring have to choose you?

Yes. You literally just answered your own question DG. The ring chose Batman. (Also, I thought it was a Sinestro Corps ring, might be wrong)

you are confusing things.

he's talking about Batman useing a Green Lantern ring in the Justice League Unlimited cartoon............which as far as i know never really happened.

in the comics, Batman was indeed chosen by a Sinestro Corps ring.

and while its true, the rings try to pick a person best suited for the power, that doesnt mean they only work for the person they choose.

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:20 pm

duragrip wrote: I like hot handicapped girl, both physical and mental handicap is fine?

Dude, cross your legs; your troll is showing. >:oP

by **duragrip** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:15 pm

Where is this from?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:07 pm

duragrip, why do you have so many different internet service providers?

by **duragrip** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:35 pm

Burn wrote:duragrip, why do you have so many different internet service providers?

My work requires me to move around.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:37 pm

duragrip wrote:Why do they call her Oracle instead of Barbara Gordon? How does she fight crime in a wheelchair. I like hot handicapped girl, both physical and mental handicap is fine?

If I had Bruce Wayne's money could I get girl?

How could Batman use Green Lantern ring in Justice League Unlimited? Doesn't ring have to choose you?

PWD are not to be underestimated dude. They're far more stronger than you'll ever be. And fyi, it was the Joker who was responsible for her condition.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:39 pm

duragrip wrote:
Burn wrote:duragrip, why do you have so many different internet service providers?

My work requires me to move around.

What sort of work do you do?

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:47 pm

SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
duragrip wrote: I like hot handicapped girl, both physical and mental handicap is fine?

Dude, cross your legs; your troll is showing.

For even suggesting how "fine" a so called metally handicapped girl is, your courting statutory r@pe dude. :roll:

You want to do a Polanski?

by **duragrip** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:02 am

Burn wrote:
duragrip wrote:
Burn wrote:duragrip, why do you have so many different internet service providers?

My work requires me to move around.

What sort of work do you do?

I provide services. Any more info would incriminate me.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:25 am

duragrip wrote:
Burn wrote:
duragrip wrote:
Burn wrote:duragrip, why do you have so many different internet service providers?

My work requires me to move around.

What sort of work do you do?

I provide services. Any more info would incriminate me.

SO-MUCH-TO-MAKE-FUN-OF---

:BOOM:

by **duragrip** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:42 am

I work nights. Here's some footage from my life:

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:05 am

duragrip wrote:I work nights. Here's some footage from my life:

In your dreams? :lol:

by **duragrip** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:23 am

My life, you could say, is:

complicated.

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:26 am

Hey, if being a lady of the night puts food on your table, who are we to judge?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:48 am

SKYWARPED_128 wrote:Hey, if being a lady of the night puts food on your table, who are we to judge?

Unlikely, he would've known what a Mary Sue is.

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:05 am

RhA wrote:
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:Hey, if being a lady of the night puts food on your table, who are we to judge?

Unlikely, he would've known what a Mary Sue is.

True, although he does seem to have some of the necessary skill sets, like dodging questions.

by **duragrip** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:11 am

Do me a favor:

Tell your friends about me.

News Credits: 3 · by **Samsonator** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:42 am

RhA wrote:
duragrip wrote:Why is Batman called a Mary Sue?

What is a Mary Sue.

It's when you ask a 'lady of the night' to chase you with a peeled banana, while your pants are on your knees.

I was wondering what that was, I couldn't remember the term and so I was unable to ask for it during my last "encounter"