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Post 'em, if you have any!

I'd share some, but unfortunately I can't seem to make any of them sound funny.

What? Nobody has any TF-style Christmas carols they want to share?

Guess this post's a lost cause...

I can try and write one. I'll have some free time coming up soon.

Yea!

I'll try and work on some, too.

I am no song-writer, but I think I can work up something!

Last year someone linked me to story that was preddy funny. Mostly takes place in the G1 erra Decepticon base.

G1 Megatron plays the part of Scooge. There's allso a fan character in the story. A female Decepticon. Can't remember her name but it was a character made up by the wrighter.

Anyway... if I remember right, Starscream came in as the ghost of christmas past. Soundwave was Marly. Jazz showed up as Christmas Present and Megatron was pissed that he had to spend part of his night with an Autobot. And finally, BW Megatron showed up as Christmas Future. They didn't actully name him but the description, a short little purple robot with a beast head for a hand that reminded G1 Megatron of that Dinobot Grimlock, you knew it was BW Megatron.

Saber Prime wrote:Last year someone linked me to story that was preddy funny. Mostly takes place in the G1 erra Decepticon base.

G1 Megatron plays the part of Scooge. There's allso a fan character in the story. A female Decepticon. Can't remember her name but it was a character made up by the wrighter.

Anyway... if I remember right, Starscream came in as the ghost of christmas past. Soundwave was Marly. Jazz showed up as Christmas Present and Megatron was pissed that he had to spend part of his night with an Autobot. And finally, BW Megatron showed up as Christmas Future. They didn't actully name him but the description, a short little purple robot with a beast head for a hand that reminded G1 Megatron of that Dinobot Grimlock, you knew it was BW Megatron.

I saw that somewhere the other day...Can't remember where though....

Tis the season to kill all human beings Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to rule the universe because we~ are Decepticons!

umm yeah I just made that up off the toop of my head so it's not that gewd

or

better watch out. You better run and cry. You better scream cause I'm telling why Megatron is coming to town. He see's when your bleeding. He knows when you're alive. He knows if he should kill you so you'd better not ask~ why. Megatron is coming to town! OH NO!

another one I made off the top of my head XD

on the first day of christmas primus gave to me
1 megatron
on the second day of christmas primus gave to me
2 vectorprimes, 1 megatron
on the third day of christmas primus gave to me
3 wing sabers,2 vectorprimes,and 1 megatron
on the fourth day of christmas primus gave to me
4 primal primes,3 wing sabers,2 vector primes,and1 megatron
on the fifth day of christmas primus gave to me
5 big daddies,4 primal primes,3 wing sabers,2 vector primes,and1 megatron
etc,etc,etc
on the twelth day of christmas primus gave to me
12 huge wheelies

ile post were it says etc later

Primacron12 wrote:on the twelth day of christmas primus gave to me
12 huge wheelies

You're gonna get reindeer poop in your stocking for that line!

Pyrostrata wrote:

Primacron12 wrote:on the twelth day of christmas primus gave to me
12 huge wheelies

You're gonna get reindeer poop in your stocking for that line!

woot
i give up on my christmas carol my computer keeps going to a different page as im writing so its up for grabs if u peaple want to finish it

Well it's not really a carol but here goes:

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Ark,
Not a machine was stirring, not one single spark.
Out of the thrusters, with barely a pause,
Was that jovial Saint Nick, good ol’ Santa Claus!

He tiptoed down the halls to Teletraan-1,
He found the big tree, with presents for everyone.
For Optimus prime, a picture of Elita, his girl,
For Jazz, some Chrome rims that he’d love to twirl.

For ‘Streaker a mirror, and Sideswipe a clock,
And even some coal for mean old Grimlock.
A new wrench and some tools for Wheeljack,
Some WD-40 to help with that kink in Ironhide’s back.

For Huffer, new pipes; for Prowl a Nightstick,
For Ratchet a new anti-virus with some kick.
Last but not least, Santa smiled with glee,
As he got his present for little Bumblebee.

The goodest little Autobot, would be very much pleased,
When he opens his gift and gets a VBFG!
Some Energon cookies and Mr. Cringle was off,
Leaving gifts for all good Autobots.

As he took to the skies, he left with a shout,
“Merry Christmas to all, Transform and Roll Out!”

Dr Buffalo wrote:Well it's not really a carol but here goes:

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Ark,
Not a machine was stirring, not one single spark.
Out of the thrusters, with barely a pause,
Was that jovial Saint Nick, good ol’ Santa Claus!

He tiptoed down the halls to Teletraan-1,
He found the big tree, with presents for everyone.
For Optimus prime, a picture of Elita, his girl,
For Jazz, some Chrome rims that he’d love to twirl.

For ‘Streaker a mirror, and Sideswipe a clock,
And even some coal for mean old Grimlock.
A new wrench and some tools for Wheeljack,
Some WD-40 to help with that kink in Ironhide’s back.

For Huffer, new pipes; for Prowl a Nightstick,
For Ratchet a new anti-virus with some kick.
Last but not least, Santa smiled with glee,
As he got his present for little Bumblebee.

The goodest little Autobot, would be very much pleased,
When he opens his gift and gets a VBFG!
Some Energon cookies and Mr. Cringle was off,
Leaving gifts for all good Autobots.

As he took to the skies, he left with a shout,
“Merry Christmas to all, Transform and Roll Out!”

and wats a VBFG

I dunno what a VBFG is, but I think it is a Very Big F***ing Gift