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Composite Battle: Sean Connery vs. Samuel L. Jackson

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Composite Battle: Sean Connery vs. Samuel L. Jackson

Postby AxiomScion » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:31 am

A composite of Samuel L. Jackson's Movie personas and associated powers there of vs. those of Sir Thomas Sean Connery's illustrious acting career.

:-? Does this fight really boil down to a Jedi vs. a Highlander weilding Excalibur?

best two out of three

1st gun fight, 2nd sword fight, 3rd an all out brawl for the win.

As much as i like the force using Shaft, there can only be one... or is that seven :???:
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Postby Tifereth » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:33 am

Sean Connery
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Postby HardHead » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:02 am

Connery..

I mean come on.. in that composite you've got Bond, Arthur, the comedy spoof of Richard the Lionheart (Men in tights :D)

Who could beat that??
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Postby Greed » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:12 am

...

*head explodes from awesome overload*

(tie)
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Postby Senor Hugo » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:51 pm

HardHead wrote:Connery..

I mean come on.. in that composite you've got Bond, Arthur, the comedy spoof of Richard the Lionheart (Men in tights :D)

Who could beat that??


Patrick Stewart played King Richard in Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

As for the fight.

I'm going to have to go with Sam Jackson. Don't forget he also got mind altering powers from The Sphere. Combine that with the Force and one Bad Motha. It's a win.
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Postby DesalationReborn » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:25 pm

The universe implodes, leaving the 2 combatants to hang with Chuck Norris and Mr. T.
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Postby Prowl76 » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:35 pm

Motto: "Can't live by logical thinking alone."
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Sean Connery wins.
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Postby Rodimus_Lantern » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:01 pm

Sean Connery Hands down.
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Postby Jacoiros » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:57 pm

Samuel gives a speech which controls smart sharks to eat Sean.

OR

Samuel uses his lightsaber to chop Connery's head off.

OR

Samuel traps Connery on a plane filled with snakes.

Case closed.


Samuel L. Jackson wins.
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Postby AutobotGeneral » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:31 am

Connery's problem wasn't snakes, it was rats.

"And then I remembered my Charlemagne, 'Let my soldiers be the birds and the beasts'"

If he can take down a FW190 with birds, he can own Sam Jackson.

Connery was King Arthur in 'First Knight'. Sam Jackson has around ?four? MEMORABLE roles; Shaft, Mace, Jules, Snakes on a Plane Guy.
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Postby Rodimus_Lantern » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:27 am

Clearly anyone who thinks Samuel L Jackson is better than Connery is an idiot.
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Postby AxiomScion » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:08 am

AutobotGeneral wrote:Connery's problem wasn't snakes, it was rats.

"And then I remembered my Charlemagne, 'Let my soldiers be the birds and the beasts'"

If he can take down a FW190 with birds, he can own Sam Jackson.

Connery was King Arthur in 'First Knight'. Sam Jackson has around ?four? MEMORABLE roles; Shaft, Mace, Jules, Snakes on a Plane Guy.
AG i'm shocked :shock: i figured you would side with the force user on this one... though you did catch the highlander weilding excalibur refrence... i could see the magical sword matching a lightsaber... particularly in the hands of an immortal with jedi like abilities...

:-? would playing the "real frozone" help any? Samuel L Jackson may not have as many memorable roles but there are still a few that have a considerable skill set.

:???: and... Rodimusprime256 is it nessessary to call those who disagree with you idiots?

I'm fine with both actors personally. They both have there own problems in RL anyway. I just thought there movie character abilites could be a good match up.

I'll take a closer look and see if i can describe the opponents later... 8)
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Postby AutobotGeneral » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:42 am

AS, let me put it to you like this, as a child I watched the Hunt for Red October more than I did Star Wars, (mind you this was the period from 6-8 years old, and my record stands at watching it 40 times in a single week) you see, we only had one copy of star wars, and it wasn't star wars, it was a combined recorded-off-TV-VHS of the Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi (that kinda died after my... 2000th watching).

One last thing, Mace Windu is a Prequels Jedi (AKA a Bacteria Jedi) so NO!
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Postby Rodimus_Lantern » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:44 am

AxiomScion wrote:
:???: and... Rodimusprime256 is it nessessary to call those who disagree with you idiots?


In this instance? Absolutely.
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Postby AfterImage » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:13 pm

EDIT: Double Post?

Feh!
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Postby AfterImage » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:14 pm

AutobotGeneral wrote:[One last thing, Mace Windu is a Prequels Jedi (AKA a Bacteria Jedi) so NO!


That might just be the coolest slam on the prequels I've seen in years. :-?

Jackson may be one bad-ass motherf***er, but this is Sean Connery we're talking about here. If he were a Jedi, Episode III would never have happened, because Padme would have gone Bond-girl a looong time ago...not to mention Anakin's mom.

So, Excalibur wielding Immortal Egyptian-Scottish Russian Submarine Commanding Superspy FTW.

Suck it, Trebek.
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Postby tequila stu » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:43 pm

add to that list....dragon, army experiences, his medicinal skills, also coupled with the fact he broke out of alcatraz twice and africa will not let him die.
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Postby DesalationReborn » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:22 pm

AfterImage wrote:
AutobotGeneral wrote:[One last thing, Mace Windu is a Prequels Jedi (AKA a Bacteria Jedi) so NO!


That might just be the coolest slam on the prequels I've seen in years. :-?

Jackson may be one bad-ass motherf***er, but this is Sean Connery we're talking about here. If he were a Jedi, Episode III would never have happened, because Padme would have gone Bond-girl a looong time ago...not to mention Anakin's mom.

So, Excalibur wielding Immortal Egyptian-Scottish Russian Submarine Commanding Superspy FTW.

Suck it, Trebek.


Siged.

EDIT: And ya, I guess the Excalibur-wielding, Immortal Egyptian-Scottish-Russian Dragon Criminal-Spy-Submarine Commander who just happens to be king of England and backed by the continent of Africa could pull it.
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Postby AxiomScion » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:22 am

I guess that solves my first round fight...

*looks at initial post*

well i'm glad i didn't side with Samuel this time...

:P Bacteria Jedi...
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Re: Composite Battle: Sean Connery vs. Samuel L. Jackson

Postby snavej » Wed Sep 13, 2023 8:53 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
Connery wins because 'you cannot kill what does not live'. [To use Judge Death's famous quote.]

Also, Jackson did Marvel's Secret Invasion (2023), which is pants!
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