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by **AUTOBOT STITH** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:30 pm

Just wondering Could the High schoolers of America take on
Megs or any deceptacon?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:41 pm

In a spelling contest I highly doubt it.

Oh and they might also get squished so ... no. Megatron wins by squishage.

by **Tweezy** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:44 pm

do the high school kids get to use giant super-robots?

by **AUTOBOT STITH** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:48 pm

If you are making fun of my spelling one thing and one thing onley I HAVE DESLEXIA!!!!!But any how cuz high schoolers got attitude.

by **Goribus** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:52 pm

A bunch of high school kids vs. a giant robot. Hmmmmm well to be honest even without Megatron's Fusion Cannon (which is powered by drawing energy from Black Holes, and can shatter mountains) he can just step on them, or like the poor mercenary from Dreamwave's Transformers Vol. 1, crush them with his bare hands.

Also this really should be in Fantasy Battles or at the very least Transformers General Discussion shouldn't it?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:06 pm

AUTOBOT STITH wrote:If you are making fun of my spelling one thing and one thing onley I HAVE DESLEXIA!!!!!But any how cuz high schoolers got attitude.

Actually i'm making fun of the American education system in general.

And having attitude won't stop you from getting squished on.

by **AUTOBOT STITH** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:08 pm

No but a tazor might.Cuz elctricity is bad for them.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:12 pm

A tazer isn't going to affect Megatron one little bit.

by **AUTOBOT STITH** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:13 pm

No but one thing will HOMEWORK.*shudders*

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:16 pm

Yes, a giant robot, whose brain is a super super computer, would have trouble with any homework that is given.

High schoolers are retarded. Attitude < Fusion Cannon

In no way, shape or form, could any high schooler, or any group of high schoolers, without the help of giant robots of their own, could beat Megatron.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:19 pm

This sounds like something they'd show on Nickelodeon.

by **AUTOBOT STITH** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:41 pm

Ok with the help of the Autobots from the movie.And tazors.

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:50 pm

High Schoolers win.

You forget, in America, our Teenagers are better armed than Megatron.

News Credits: 2024 · by **Hotrod** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:15 pm

Caelus wrote:High Schoolers win.

You forget, in America, our Teenagers are better armed than Megatron.

As a high school teacher I find that both funny and scary at the same time.

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:17 pm

Um first I gotta say I feel dumber having read this topic.
Is there really any question as to whether or not the High School Population of America could defeat Megs?

For every 100 completely moronic wastes of space who don't know how to spell properly or wear a belt there is at least one High Schooler who has read the anarchists cook book and can build bombs or something to that extent. There are enough skilled individuals that after the unskilled individuals end up squished Megs would easily be finished off eventually.

by **Evil Phil** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:30 pm

Not even Spiderman could defeat Megatron.

What makes you think a whole bunch of High schoolers with no special talents whatsoever would stand a chance.

Not even power in numbers would work here.

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:49 am

Sigma Prime wrote:Not even power in numbers would work here.

Well, if Megatron wasn't allowed to refuel multiple times during the fight, he'd probably run out of juice. Really, it would take a long time, and a fair bit of energy, to step on a few hundred thousand people. Not an efficient method of extermination. And his cannon sucked a lot of juice.

Another way to look at it:

You with a shotgun (limited ammo) versus 300,000 Rats. Now, lets give you the benefit of kevlar armor (Megatron isn't flesh afterall) but them the benefit of scale semiautomatic weapons, bombs, highpowered rifles, stolen military weapons, and cheap, expendable, but remarkably heavy automobiles. Eventually the rats will overwhelm you.

Incidentally, it just ocurred to me that it would be much more sensible to have this in the Fantasy Battles Forum, though I'll leave a shadow topic here so you guys don't lose it.

by **unique_username** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:56 am

well, maybe if the used the zap brannigan method like when he fought the killbots theyd have a chance (depending on how many there are) if they just sent waves and waves of them in to be killed megatron could eventually run out of power. even then without some serious weaponry they couldnt do a whole lot of damage to his helpless body.

of course this argument rendered pointless if one of the school kids has a can of spray paint...

by **AxiomScion** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:14 am

unique_username wrote:well, maybe if the used the zap brannigan method like when he fought the killbots theyd have a chance (depending on how many there are) if they just sent waves and waves of them in to be killed megatron could eventually run out of power. even then without some serious weaponry they couldnt do a whole lot of damage to his helpless body.

of course this argument rendered pointless if one of the school kids has a can of spray paint...

assumming there are two able to mix explosives/ napalm, one capable of making an emp pulse and three taggers per highschool, you got more teenage dudes with attitudes than movie megs could deal with. And in the magnet/gifted schools there's probably a few who can upload windows 2000 on the poor slagmaker of Tarn.

Highschoolers of America FTW