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by **Necessary Evil** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:56 am

Can the Merc With A Mouth deal with the likes of Itachi Uchiha?

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:15 pm

Yes, easily.

While Itachi is faster, since he is apart of the DBZ Jr. anime.

If Itachi traps him in an illusion. How long will it be before It is driven insane by Deadpool.

Hell, even before the illusion part.

This is how the fight goes.

Deadpool spouts nonsense
Deadpool spouts insane ramblings
Deadpool spouts love for big breasted superheroes
Deadpool spouts love for Bea Arthur
Deadpool spouts nonsense
Itachi is driven insane
Itachi attempts to hurt Deadpool
Deadpool regenerates
Deadpool spouts nonsense
Deadpool spouts nonsense
Deadpool spouts nonsense
Deadpool spouts nonsense
Deadpool spouts nonsense
Itachi is driven even more insane
Itachi loses his cool
Deadpool gets in lucky shot
Itachi drops.

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:09 pm

I agree with Hugo

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:21 am

hugo, that was beautiful. Seconded. :mrgreen:

besides, DP's insanity would probably overpower any illusion Itachi would throw. He is immune to psychic attack.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:20 am

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Oh Hugo that was awesome!

by **EevilJ** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:00 pm

Seriously... Fire and the sharingan?? against the Merc with a Mouth! Wade would totally own Itachi. Cuz he has the one thing Itachi can't steal. Madness. and as he stated so generically in Deadpool #2 his kung fu..... you know.

To be honest though. most of the Naruto characters including the kage's never seem all that impressive in power. they require lots of prep, and "casting" time. Plus the comedic style healing factor of Wade. Whatever punishment Itachi could dish out. Wade I think could take. And to kill Itachi all he needs is one fatal wound.

by **Robot4762** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:44 pm

Deadpool isn't from Naruto so he doen't fail.............

by **Necessary Evil** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:39 pm

EevilJ wrote:Seriously... Fire and the sharingan?? against the Merc with a Mouth! Wade would totally own Itachi. Cuz he has the one thing Itachi can't steal. Madness. and as he stated so generically in Deadpool #2 his kung fu..... you know.

Itachi is one of, if not, the most hyped up character in Naruto, so I thought I did well matching him up against Deadpool.

I'm sorry my knowledge isn't as great as yours... Don't hurt me.