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Fartman (Howard Stern) vs. The Human Torch

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Fartman (Howard Stern) vs. The Human Torch

by Gyro-Robo » Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:14 am

Place your bets.

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Re: Fartman (Howard Stern) vs. The Human Torch

by Zombie Starscream » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:05 pm

Motto: "Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."

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Fartman gets enflamed when he tries to fart at the Human Torch. The Torch wins.

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Re: Fartman (Howard Stern) vs. The Human Torch

by snavej » Mon Oct 16, 2023 10:40 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."

The HT is completely stupid. F is feasible. F wins.

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