The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:55 pm

STRONG LANGUAGE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oJDf3yCOpyg

Its some ones review of the old Famicom game, made me laugh so hard I suffocated... but i'm pretty simple

News Credits: 18 · by **Immortal Starscream** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:08 pm

omg lol thats horrible. that guy realy realy sux at playing crappy easy pointless games. and yes, somehow thats funny

News Credits: 1 · by **Transtopias Rodimus Prime** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:11 pm

Meverix wrote:STRONG LANGUAGE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oJDf3yCOpyg

Its some ones review of the old Famicom game, made me laugh so hard I suffocated... but i'm pretty simple

Not neccesarily a crappy game, but definitely a crappy gamer. :grin:

It looked like my first attempt at Mario Bros many years ago. I would love to Play that game if just once. It may be the only opportunity to play a game as Ultra Magnus.

News Credits: 5 · by **God Magnus** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:59 pm

That guy needs to be slapped in the face and then drug behind a car for about ten miles.

News Credits: 1 · by **simonightmare** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:14 am

He's playing bad on purpose - it's a feature for somethingawful.com called Furious Famicom **** where this angry loser reviews games and blasts them because he sucks. They've done Zelda, Mario etc in the past as well.

by **Predaprince** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:00 am

That looks to be the easiet game, even for when the time it must have been made, and he is still the worst player at it.

I laugh my a$$ off everytime he says "How was I suppose to avoid that sh*t!?!" when all he has to do it just keep shooting the things.

GOD!

And then at the end he whines like a little b*tch about how if you die anywhere in the level you have to start at the beginning. Hey, dipsh*t, that's the way it was in games back then. There was no way of saving at any time, let alone every five seconds like I bet you do given how easily you die in video games.

by **SoulOfPrimus** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:59 pm

God Magnus wrote:That guy needs to be slapped in the face and then drug behind a car for about ten miles.

As you slap him he shouts "How was I supposed to avoid that ****!"

What a Tool.

by **Windsweeper** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:12 pm

Guess he "can't deal with this now".

I'd like that game as a hidden extra on the movie game. Would have loved that back in the day. Only TF game I had back then was the awful Commodore 64 game.

Actually like to see that as a hidden extra too for the sake of nostalgia.

by **Haohmaru of the wind 502** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:55 am

u can shoot foward in truck mode with the a button

by **ShockwaveUK** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:36 am

Have any of you actually played that game? He's completely right, it's just absolutely irritating and just ****.

News Credits: 335 · by **Down_Shift** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:15 pm

shockwaveuk wrote:Have any of you actually played that game? He's completely right, it's just absolutely irritating and just ****.

I have it along with that dreadful C-64 version as well. I think there was two for the c-64. I had the one where you got a very 80s (graphic wise) transformation of the autobots as you would tell them to go from location to location to fight off the Decepticons. It was a really pointless game, although I do remember if you couldn't beat it in time the constructicons would merge and kill what ever character you had selected for the mission.

The famcom game "Transformers: The Search For Convoy" is a retardedly hard game! Mind you, thats on my laptop, but still, I could never beat the first level. Just the game play mechanics make it hard enough, let alone having to transform back and forth quickly to peg off enemies on the ground and in the air. Not to mention you get go backwards/reverse like you could in later side scrolling adventure games.

I'm on the dude from Somethingawful.coms side. It's a frustrating game to say the least.

News Credits: 1 · by **Ninja Sixshot** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:56 pm

that guy cant be an angry video game nerd. This is an angry video game nerd

by **Predaprince** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:31 am

Ninja Sixshot wrote:that guy cant be an angry video game nerd. This is an angry video game nerd

Now that guy/criticism of game I agree with.

News Credits: 335 · by **Down_Shift** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:53 pm

Ninja Sixshot wrote:that guy cant be an angry video game nerd. This is an angry video game nerd

I've tried watching that now on three different computers and it won't play past 12 seconds. It loads the whole thing but then it taps out rather quickly. Stupid youtube.

News Credits: 8 · by **Megatron Wolf** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:19 pm

God Magnus wrote:That guy needs to be slapped in the face and then drug behind a car for about ten miles.

I agree.

That guy sucks at that game. The game isnt that hard. I have the rom and have no problem playing it. And since its a rom you can save your progress. That guy is just an ass. And needs to be beat down.

News Credits: 8 · by **Megatron Wolf** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:27 pm

If any one knows were i can download this rom plese let me know. My computer crashed and i dont have it anymore. After seeing that idiot try to play i want to play the game now.

by **Predaprince** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:32 pm

Cool avatar, Megatron_Wolf.

News Credits: 8 · by **Megatron Wolf** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:38 pm

Predaprince wrote:Cool avatar, Megatron_Wolf.

Thank you

News Credits: 1 · by **Blackstreak** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:15 pm

I use to play the Ninja Turtle game and man that was tough. I could never get past the inside of the Foot Headquarters to find Shredder. I've have yet to see the Transformers game with Ultra Magnus however I did have the other TF game on the Commodore 64 where you went around collecting energon cubes to power up the Autobot Insignia in the middle of the board.

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:21 pm

That guy sounds like the actor who played Luigi in the Super Mario Brothers movie and I belive he's allso the same guy who does the voice of Sid in Ice Age but I don't know his name.

Anyway, he's complaining how hard that game is but really... he just SUCKS!!!!! Every time he said "there's no way to avoid that $h!t" I saw a way he could have avoided it but he didn't.

Honestly you can tell he aint that good a player just because he's running around with the fire button held down the ENTIRE TIME. He's not really trying to hit anything just jumping around randomly and hoping he hits something.

Maybe he should I don't know look at the freaking game options to tell him what the controlls are like EVERY game has insted of just guessing how the controlls work.

The only thing I'll agree with him about is that yes the game music is annoining but then again I havn't played a game yet where I didn't think the exact same thing about the music. The other thing is, yes the graphics suck @$$ and you can't see the little white dots that kill you till AFTER you're dead.

Funny vidio but in a bad way. :lol: