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by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:35 pm

A friend of mine posed this question:
Goku vs Quagmire, where the prize is sex. Who would win?

It's a joke fight, so feel free not to be serious.

by **NOS** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:50 am

Quagmire's chin has the power of a thousand super sayiens. Not to mention Goku is asian and like all asians he has a small...'ki'?

ka-giggty mei-giggity mei-guu!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:03 pm

Goku wins, but then when caught in the act, Chi Chi beats the **** out of him so hard it makes Vegeta flinch.

by **Keeperofthespark** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:19 am

Goku isn't Asian, he's sayian and that would be another race, although one with similar looks to human beings, minus superman-like abilities and a monkey tail, plus becoming king kong sized apes with red eyes.

As for this battle, Goku's too nice of a guy to have the desire of having sex ona daily basis, Quagmire on the other hand, has more desire than Brangelina want to have more kids. So, Quagmire.

by **Tough Scorponok** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:23 am

Havent You guys see The Run Down?.Monkey can have a very High Sex drive. Rock got his whole face in Monkey Genitalia. So Goku beeing able to Transform into Monkey, he woul Out Sex Quagmire. Rotflmao. Either way Quagmire has some STD's.

by **Marlboro Man** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:57 am

Giggity giggity giggity!

Picolo wins

by **Zero13** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:00 pm

I'd say quagmire..he aims lower and cheats via alcohol induced..feelings.
Goku A)Has a scary wife B)A moral code

by **Bloodlust** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:37 pm

I think Quagmire would win.

Why?

Simply because when Quagmire nuts, it won't be blown through the top of the girls skull (and after Goku finished and this was the outcome, Quagmire would swoop in anyways and ravage the corpse!)

by **Gone** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:45 pm

Bloodlust wrote:I think Quagmire would win.

Why?

Simply because when Quagmire nuts, it won't be blown through the top of the girls skull (and after Goku finished and this was the outcome, Quagmire would swoop in anyways and ravage the corpse!)

the hell?

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:04 pm

Quagmire qould win. Especially if the fight took place at his house. So much hidden chains and shackles, and other assorted...accessories. Goku would find himself overwhelmed by the chin and the...