The Energon Pub

Eating sand paper can't be as painful as it burning when you pee .!

Snowtron wrote:Eating sand paper can't be as painful as it burning when you pee .!

Aw damn, now you've made me think of peeing while holding sandpaper! Owch!
Damn, imagine sandpaper gloves, then peeing with them on, scratchy.
Oh, Sandpaper gloves would be useful actually, it would make sanding easier, you wouldn't need to hold it, or risk sanding your fingers... Not a bad idea, could make quite a bit of money..... MINE! My idea, If I see sandpaper gloves reach retail I know who to tar & feather first... *looks suspiciously at Sherade*

I guess I'll throw my hat into the ring for the next batch of drawings

Autobot420
alt mode: Van
weapon: shoulder mounted flamethrower cannons
personality: laid back hippie. instead of fighting he'd rather sit back, listen to some tunes, and smoke some energanja.
accessories: maybe like a bong(like the one in my sig) or something.

Lol you're talking about sandpaper?
Try this on for size!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ueqjtzY3Q

That was the best commercial in the history of the known universe. EVER.

Sherade wrote:That was the best commercial in the history of the known universe. EVER.

Yes it is, I want that toilet paper!

That though is debatable...although it would cleanse the skin rather well.

Or remove it. Whatever.

Funnily enough, I wouldn't be totally against buying that....

Tell us how it works, I'll notify the hospital in advance.

Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

Illogical.

Tangent wrote:Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

The only one thats admitted to it.

I did this on purpose because I'd knew how you guys would react more blabey non-sense .

Dare I ask how did you obtain that B-O-N-G pipe Mr.Autobot240?



Also Try removing obscene Facial bumps on your face with sandpaper.

Saberspark model H. wrote:Dare I ask how did you obtain that B-O-N-G pipe Mr.Autobot240?

actually i did not snap the pic I have no idea who did, a friend of mine sent it to me and I just absolutely loved it so I use it as my sig pic.but i do own several of my own. and I bought them at a local head shop. anything else you'd like to know?

Robinson wrote:

Tangent wrote:Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

The only one thats admitted to it.

Nope, I have both eaten & admitted ^^ It hurts like hell. (the eating, not the admitting of course.)

Autobot420 wrote:but i do own several of my own. and I bought them at a local head shop. anything else you'd like to know?

This is a jAm! moment.

BoNg Is bAD fOr YoU!
DrUgS iS PaIn!

Justicity wrote:

Robinson wrote:

Tangent wrote:Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

The only one thats admitted to it.

Nope, I have both eaten & admitted ^^ It hurts like hell. (the eating, not the admitting of course.)

Ha, knew I wasnt the only one! Ahh scratchy teeth!

Tangent wrote:

Justicity wrote:

Robinson wrote:

Tangent wrote:Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

The only one thats admitted to it.

Nope, I have both eaten & admitted ^^ It hurts like hell. (the eating, not the admitting of course.)

Ha, knew I wasnt the only one! Ahh scratchy teeth!

Why did you eat it?

To try and stave off bordom for another 5 minutes, same reason I do everything.

Tangent wrote:To try and stave off bordom for another 5 minutes, same reason I do everything.

Hem, good point, but a less painfull idea is watching crap like southpark online.

This is true, but you cant do that in 3D Design class, although I have watched Salad Fingers in Chemestry before now...

3D design class?!
Cool, damn I hate it here, no cool schools like that!
Best thing I have is computer lesions for secretary's,.... don't ask, I can brows the Internet during that, but can't watch vids.

Tangent wrote:This is true, but you cant do that in 3D Design class, although I have watched Salad Fingers in Chemestry before now...

Aw man! I'm doing that in Uni next year, you mean I won't get to spend all lessons watching anime?!?!
Guess I'll have to again resort to sand paper ^^

Justicity wrote:

Tangent wrote:This is true, but you cant do that in 3D Design class, although I have watched Salad Fingers in Chemestry before now...

Aw man! I'm doing that in Uni next year, you mean I won't get to spend all lessons watching anime?!?!
Guess I'll have to again resort to sand paper ^^

What, no pointless Art Foundation year inbetween?

Once you tire of eating sandy paper, try a belt-sander race, now they are fun!

*Ahem...*

Mepain wrote:Maybe something along the lines of this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mepayne/1767700872/

Make him look mean... lol