The Energon Pub

News Credits: 11 · by **joevill** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:37 am

Delicon wrote:sold out

I agree, they sure have sold out!

by **Zombie Starscream** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:02 am

Well, they could have made something that was worse then this.

Transformers: The Enema

Transformers Feminine Douche

Transformers Pregnancy Test Kits

Transformers themed barf bags for kids on airplane trips

A Transfomers themed toilet brush

And the list goes on.

Edit: One thing I forgot to add-
Why not Transformers toilet paper?
You could wipe Megatron's face on your rectum. :grin:

News Credits: 273 · by **Delicon** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:36 am

Rated X wrote:I dont think any nerd will have the courage to buy it, but I see it ending up in Christmas stockings of collectors...

My prediction is that it will end up in Five Below and similar stores by the end of the year and we'll ALL be getting it for Christmas. I've already been given a Transformers animated lunchbox (I am 32 with no kids and haven't owned a lunchbox since at least 1986) so I seriously wouldn't doubt "Optimusk Prime" showing up in my stocking.

This seriously may be the worst idea in Transformers history.

by **Liftgate** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:16 pm

Hey, the old metal lunch boxes are cool. I have one on my movie shelf to store all my audio/video/USB/etc cables in. The plastic ones, not so much. Put that and the cologne in a trash bag and set it at the curb for Wreck-Gar.

News Credits: 1 · by **Blackstreak** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:29 pm

I can just hear all the girlfriends and wives out there: "Gee honey, you smell like lubricant this evening. Are you wearing that transformer cologne?"
And the response: "Yea baby, it's the new Energon aroma. Puts hair on your chest."

Like GEEWUN on Facebook · by **GEEWUN** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:52 pm

omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.

....

You are a sad strange little man :SICK:

by **Praxus Prime** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:35 pm

Uh... do I wanna smell like a tractor-trailer?

News Credits: 273 · by **Delicon** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:14 pm

Praxus Prime wrote:Uh... do I wanna smell like a tractor-trailer?

All kidding aside, I'm super duper curious as to what this smells like.

Not curious enough to buy it, mind you.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:09 pm

It will probably smell like Prime's transmission fluid. :-?

by **Kryptikore** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:23 am

OMG!!! You have got to be kinding me! Sorry that will be a Mega-Pass!

by **zombiebunny** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:13 pm

I may be a girl but for some strange reason I feel obligated to buy it just for giggles and curiosity purposes........I mean, who doesn't want to smell like Optimus Prime and be a consumer whore at the same time?! 8-}