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Yeah I would.

Sorry to ruin my image but I don't fall into the stereotypical geek category of only having online friends and not knowing any females in the real world.

Burn wrote:Yeah I would.

Sorry to ruin my image but I don't fall into the stereotypical geek category of only having online friends and not knowing any females in the real world.

Whoever said you were?

Sunstar all but implied it ...

Burn wrote:Sunstar all but implied it ...

But burn, I was only pulling your wings.

Burn wrote:Yeah I would.

Sorry to ruin my image but I don't fall into the stereotypical geek category of only having online friends and not knowing any females in the real world.

At least you don't have a real-life girlfriend to badger you to do things for her. Or not be in the mood when you are.

A fantasy girl just stands there (or bends way over) and smiles sweetly at you and you do the rest (at least with your imagination.)

Screambug wrote:At least you don't have a real-life girlfriend to badger you to do things for her. Or not be in the mood when you are.

A fantasy girl just stands there (or bends way over) and smiles sweetly at you and you do the rest (at least with your imagination.)

Speaking from experience?

Requirements for MamaKitty's Husband:
Must wash dishes
Must be willing to scoop the litter at least half of the time
Must be willing to at least semi-happily tolerate MamaKitty doing the following things for hours on end: reading, playing vidiogames, wandering around lost on the internet, clipping and sorting coupons, making game plans for an RPG she wants to GM.
Must be willing to live with cats...(LOTS of cats)
Must be willing to accept that MamaKitty is a bedhog and sleeps with 5 pillows
Must be willing to put up with MamaKitty using aforementioned coupons and coming home with 20 bottles of shampoo, 40 sticks of deoderant, 25 bottles of mustard ect...because they were all free after the coupon.
Must be willing to tolerate all of MamaKitty's idiocynracies 24/7 and love her despite and because of them.
Must be willing to put up with MamaKitty's mother (who by the way made MamaKitty the crazy person she is today) on a regular basis.
Must not expect MamaKitty to change her ways because by now she is far to old and set in them to change.


Thats the voice of experience!
And Im still amazed Kamjiin took me in after all of those conditions...especially my mother, she sent quite a few prospectives running for the mountains, screaming in terror.

Any reason why the cat's have to use the kitty litter tray?

I've had cats all my life and the only time the kitty litter tray was used was when they were kittens, once they were big enough we trained them to go outside.

Of course there is plenty of room outside for them, last I checked Benny was asleep under my car on the new pebble stone driveway enjoying the nice cool breeze.

Cars, man, cars. We live far too close to a highway, and stupid southern redneck losers like to run over critters around here. They even run their own cars off the road to do it. I dont want to take the chance, Ive already lost too many that way, growing up. Besides, one of my babies uses the toilet anyway. Just wish the others would figure that trick out. It'd save me a small fortune in kitty litter if the did.

Heh, and if it's not cars...it's coyotes. Growing up in rural areas our cats used to have pretty short lifespans, unless they were smart enough to keep close to the house.

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:At least you don't have a real-life girlfriend to badger you to do things for her. Or not be in the mood when you are.

A fantasy girl just stands there (or bends way over) and smiles sweetly at you and you do the rest (at least with your imagination.)

Speaking from experience?

(Slaps your face!)

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:At least you don't have a real-life girlfriend to badger you to do things for her. Or not be in the mood when you are.

A fantasy girl just stands there (or bends way over) and smiles sweetly at you and you do the rest (at least with your imagination.)

Speaking from experience?

(Slaps your face!)

Well what was I suppose to think with such a description!

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:At least you don't have a real-life girlfriend to badger you to do things for her. Or not be in the mood when you are.

A fantasy girl just stands there (or bends way over) and smiles sweetly at you and you do the rest (at least with your imagination.)

Speaking from experience?

(Slaps your face!)

That's gotta hurt.

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:At least you don't have a real-life girlfriend to badger you to do things for her. Or not be in the mood when you are.

A fantasy girl just stands there (or bends way over) and smiles sweetly at you and you do the rest (at least with your imagination.)

Speaking from experience?

(Slaps your face!)

Well what was I suppose to think with such a description!

You bad boy.

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:At least you don't have a real-life girlfriend to badger you to do things for her. Or not be in the mood when you are.

A fantasy girl just stands there (or bends way over) and smiles sweetly at you and you do the rest (at least with your imagination.)

Speaking from experience?

(Slaps your face!)

Well what was I suppose to think with such a description!

You bad boy.

Hey you're the one who seems to know all about what fantasy girls get up to. Don't be calling me bad when you're worse!

Armgnawer wrote:Heh, and if it's not cars...it's coyotes. Growing up in rural areas our cats used to have pretty short lifespans, unless they were smart enough to keep close to the house.

Huh, the cat we had when I was a kid must have been a total badass then. I mean, aside from endangering half the species in the woods near our house, the one time (we know of) that she got hit by a car, she limped off into the woods, disappeared for a couple days, and then came back, fine except for the scars.

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:At least you don't have a real-life girlfriend to badger you to do things for her. Or not be in the mood when you are.

A fantasy girl just stands there (or bends way over) and smiles sweetly at you and you do the rest (at least with your imagination.)

Speaking from experience?

(Slaps your face!)

Well what was I suppose to think with such a description!

You bad boy.

Hey you're the one who seems to know all about what fantasy girls get up to. Don't be calling me bad when you're worse!

Why shouldn't I?

I DON'T live in a lady's world of shoes, lipsticks, and purses, of course!

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:Hey you're the one who seems to know all about what fantasy girls get up to. Don't be calling me bad when you're worse!

Why shouldn't I?

I DON'T live in a lady's world of shoes, lipsticks, and purses, of course!

Sounds like Jesus Prime's world.

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:Hey you're the one who seems to know all about what fantasy girls get up to. Don't be calling me bad when you're worse!

Why shouldn't I?

I DON'T live in a lady's world of shoes, lipsticks, and purses, of course!

Sounds like Jesus Prime's world.

What!

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:Hey you're the one who seems to know all about what fantasy girls get up to. Don't be calling me bad when you're worse!

Why shouldn't I?

I DON'T live in a lady's world of shoes, lipsticks, and purses, of course!

Sounds like Jesus Prime's world.

What!

yeah. he likes lipstick and purses. Not sure the high heels... why am I suddenly envisioning Tim Curry in a Corset singing sweet transvesite?

Sunstar wrote:

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:

Screambug wrote:

Burn wrote:Hey you're the one who seems to know all about what fantasy girls get up to. Don't be calling me bad when you're worse!

Why shouldn't I?

I DON'T live in a lady's world of shoes, lipsticks, and purses, of course!

Sounds like Jesus Prime's world.

What!

yeah. he likes lipstick and purses. Not sure the high heels... why am I suddenly envisioning Tim Curry in a Corset singing sweet transvesite?

Because Tim Curry is really JP in disguise.

AAAAAH. Okay, it makes perfect sense now.