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James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

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James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Gyro-Robo » Thu May 07, 2009 11:13 pm

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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Burn » Fri May 08, 2009 3:11 am

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I think this one's a bit of a no-brainer.

The mutant with the healing factor and claws (bone or metal, take your pick, really doesn't matter!) wins this one with barely a bat of an eyelash.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Name_Violation » Fri May 08, 2009 12:34 pm

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kirk would seduce wolverine and have him teleported into space. he's james t kirk, the greatest seducer of all time
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Tristar » Fri May 08, 2009 12:53 pm

Phaser set to full power aim and fire! Sorry kinda hard to heal from being vaporized but, if Logan got close enough let the gutting begin!
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Shadowman » Fri May 08, 2009 1:20 pm

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Tristar wrote:Phaser set to full power aim and fire! Sorry kinda hard to heal from being vaporized but, if Logan got close enough let the gutting begin!


How? Wolverine's survived being vaporized before. Of course, seeing as how his bones are indestructible, it's impossible to fully vaporize him.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Burn » Fri May 08, 2009 4:02 pm

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Yeah that whole flying into the sun thing didn't particulary stop Wolverine ...
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Stormwolf » Fri May 08, 2009 4:19 pm

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Name_Violation wrote:kirk would seduce wolverine and have him teleported into space. he's james t kirk, the greatest seducer of all time


That only works on alien chicks (especially green ones).


Anyway, I'd say Kirk if he had access to technology from his timeperiod.

Otherwise it's going be slices of Shatner for dinner :grin:
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Dead Metal » Sat May 09, 2009 2:54 am

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Name_Violation wrote:kirk would seduce wolverine and have him teleported into space. he's james t kirk, the greatest seducer of all time

:lol:
That is awesome.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Psycho Warrior » Sun May 10, 2009 10:53 am

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Burn wrote:Yeah that whole flying into the sun thing didn't particulary stop Wolverine ...

that was... so stupid. I blame the writers.

If Kirk has a phaser set to vaporize Wolvie's just a pretty metal skeleton. But Kirk would never win in a fist fight.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Senor Hugo » Sun May 10, 2009 12:01 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Burn wrote:Yeah that whole flying into the sun thing didn't particulary stop Wolverine ...

that was... so stupid. I blame the writers.

If Kirk has a phaser set to vaporize Wolvie's just a pretty metal skeleton. But Kirk would never win in a fist fight.



Because, as everyone knows, Wolverine is prone to just standing there and letting someone shoot at him with any sort of firearm.

Phaser or no phaser, Kirk loses.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby Zero13 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:43 am

You also forgot to mention all of wolverines crazy skills..martial arts, firearms, ect. he's fought in virtually ever major war since the 1800's or sommthing, not to mention all the unmentionable missions.
And on the kirk/wolverine slash bit, wolverine's straight you know.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Postby snavej » Fri Oct 06, 2023 7:38 am

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Kirk has the Enterprise. He could immobilise Wolvie in a force-field and take him to a black hole. Wolvie would be crushed into a singularity. Sorry, Wolvie but you were impossible anyway.
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