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Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Beavis with a spear

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Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Beavis with a spear

Postby Mudflap Prime » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:42 pm

Place your bets.
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Postby Great Atlas » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:53 pm

Motto: "Don't worry, I got it all under control"
Weapon: Twin Swords
Beavis easily
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Postby Optimus Eeyore » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:10 pm

Weapon: Saber Blade
Beavis FTW!!!
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:35 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
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"Heh-heh, his butt crack goes all the way up his back"
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Postby tequila stu » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:41 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:"Heh-heh, his butt crack goes all the way up his back"


that's a nasty tan line :SICK:
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Postby Roddy P » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:19 am

Beavis is very unpridictable. Jean-Claude would have a hard time scouting him out.

winner:Beavis
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Beavis with a spear

Postby snavej » Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:53 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
If Cornholio appears, Beavis wins. Otherwise, Van Damme destroys Beavis.

Wait, Beavis is a toon. He's immortal. He will win in the end, regardless of Van Damme's strengths.
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