The Energon Pub

Kind of hard to comment on every video here, since they're all in one thread, and looking back, it's clear no one did that as they were being posted, but if Seib doesn't mind us cluttering it up, I'll give it a go.

"With their ranks too thin to defend all fronts of the newly reclaimed Cybertron, the Autobots must divide their resources, with Optimus and Wheeljack journeying to a distant system to acquire the collector's cards to be bundled with the WalMart DVD, leaving his troops to defend the planet against an army of Target exclusives, forcing them to just use whatever crap they have lying around as extras on that store's DVD..."

F Prime wrote:

Bumblevivisector wrote:Kind of hard to comment on every video here, since they're all in one thread, and looking back, it's clear no one did that as they were being posted, but if Seib doesn't mind us cluttering it up, I'll give it a go.

I think the comments need to be made on the YouTube pages for the videos.

To even qualify for one entry, but extra draws involve commenting on each video on various fan sites, this one included.

F Prime wrote:

Bumblevivisector wrote:

F Prime wrote:

Bumblevivisector wrote:Kind of hard to comment on every video here, since they're all in one thread, and looking back, it's clear no one did that as they were being posted, but if Seib doesn't mind us cluttering it up, I'll give it a go.

I think the comments need to be made on the YouTube pages for the videos.

To even qualify for one entry, but extra draws involve commenting on each video on various fan sites, this one included.

So much for my reading skills! I always was better at math.

Oh, everyone's been confused about the rules Jon laid out. I think I'm interpreting him right, but it'd make a big mess if everyone actually did that.

Okay, I can't see any other way to comment on every single one if they're all one thread, so here goes:

1.) BH Soundwave: The rubber chicken thing is precisely WHY he looks like a more show-accurate BM Jetstorm.

2.) Target-Exclusive Darksteel: An Ursagryph, yes. "PEW-PEW! (projectile falls out of launcher) This sucks."

3.) BH Starscream: "The CLAW! Pinchy-pinchy!" I still say he looks a LOT like the jet that forms the middle of the Energon Saber, Scattor.

4.) Glory-Hog: My favorite, because it shows that Jon took a very different path to reach the same conclusion about Op's egomania as Raksha. Contains spoiler for the last ep, though. Oddly doesn't contain the word "Murderbee".

5.) Target-Exclusive Cyberverse Optimus vs. Predaking: Even pointing out that the repaints are supposed to homage Thunderclash and Gigatron can't convince me to buy these two; it's not close enough.
"Just like how my trailer disappears: Magic." "Buster Wannabe"

6.) Prime Season 3 - Beast Hunters: Plus spoilers and some other stuff.

7.) Target-Exclusive Cyberverse Smokescreen vs. Cindersaur: Smokey actually did get this G1 deco in the movie, but we didn't know that at the time of this review. He correctly observes that Cindersaur looks best from the side; from the front, it looks like Voltron got to him.

8.) Target-Exclusive Sky Lynx: Funny reenactment bit necessitating a Quintesson, meaning 3rd party items practically take over the scene!

9.) Beast Hunters Ultra Magnus: Megatron takes over this review, so we sadly don't get to hear Optimus call him a "Franken-Me".

10.) Target-Exclusive Shockwave and Bombshock: CG Megatron and Soundwave do a brief commercial instead of a review.

11.) Predacons Rising (movie, not the DVD): Spoilers + Agents of Shield and two sitcoms whose existence I only know of from emmy nominations.

12.) Target Exclusive Abominus: Megatron reviews. "I'm a good guy now. Yay."

13.) Sharkticon Megatron: He mentions using his Tartarex sword as a harpoon, but fails to mention hunting the Klud.

14.) For some reason, a choice between Optimus reviewing his lunchbox, or Megatron reviewing Beast Fire Predaking. Op tries desperately to get the Dragon ring gimmick to actually rapid fire.

15.) Predacons Rising DVD: Mentions a Target coupon, but kind of vague about how it works, and no explanation of the Wal-Mart version having different extras.