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Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Rad hater. » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:15 am

Brock Samson (with knife) vs. Wolverine (can only use the claws on one of his hands).

Which unstoppable killing machine wins?
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Postby Phategod1 » Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:03 am

After Fighting for 3 days straight they call it a draw and pick up stripper at the nearest Bar of Ill repute.
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Postby Thanatos Prime » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:28 pm

Phategod1 wrote:After Fighting for 3 days straight they call it a draw and pick up stripper at the nearest Bar of Ill repute.


Seconded.
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:58 am

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Thanatos Prime wrote:
Phategod1 wrote:After Fighting for 3 days straight they call it a draw and pick up stripper at the nearest Bar of Ill repute.


Seconded.

thirded, unless brock strangles wolvie to death. healing factor or not he still needs to breath.
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Postby DesalationReborn » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:53 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Thanatos Prime wrote:
Phategod1 wrote:After Fighting for 3 days straight they call it a draw and pick up stripper at the nearest Bar of Ill repute.


Seconded.

thirded, unless brock strangles wolvie to death. healing factor or not he still needs to breath.


Or impales him. You know on what! :lol:
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby brian1 » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:35 am

Rad hater. wrote:Brock Samson (with knife) vs. Wolverine (can only use the claws on one of his hands).

Which unstoppable killing machine wins?


I'm sure Brock Samson will win using the knife. Knife is the most reliable weapon for the fight. :D
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:31 am

You're kidding right? Sniktbub's claws can cut through anything. And he has a healing factor. In a battle of blades Brock wouldn't last too long against someone that heals almost instantly and can slice his knife in half.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Shadowman » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:50 pm

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It really pains me to say this, but yeah, Wolverine wins this one. But he limps away, because this is Brock Samson.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby NormT81 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:08 pm

Wolverine wins eventually but Brock Samson is way cooler!
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby dexter » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:26 am

Rad hater. wrote:Brock Samson (with knife) vs. Wolverine (can only use the claws on one of his hands).

Which unstoppable killing machine wins?



For me, Brock Samson will win because he used knife that's a good weapon for me.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Lastjustice » Thu May 06, 2010 4:35 am

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Brock can not possibly win this. Even if Wolverine were physically weaker , slower, and dumber, (which he likely isn't, as Logan has over 100 years of experience, and meta human physical stats.) Wolverine has indestructible bones and regens from being burnt to his skeleton. Brock can't do any lasting damage. Wolverine only needs stab Brock once to win. Brock Samson is freaking awesome, but he just can't win this.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby eric1 » Thu May 13, 2010 1:41 am

For sure Brock Samson will win be he use a knife in a fight.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Name_Violation » Thu May 13, 2010 2:44 pm

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anyway, wolvy wins due to regeneration. if brock could get a "magically cursed" knife that nullifies regeneration its a draw, but brock bleeds out first

Wolverine has literally 100 years more experience, but he has 1 huge weakness... His regeneration is so good he forgets to avoid damage :P
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Lazarus81 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:33 pm

Brock stabs wolverine in his eye socket and leaves the knife in wolverines head and while he's out cold he ties him up and drops him in the ocean somewhere. wolverine later wash up to shore but can't remember what happen. Brock wins but can't finish the job
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Shadowman » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:49 pm

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Lazarus81 wrote:Brock stabs wolverine in his eye socket and leaves the knife in wolverines head and while he's out cold he ties him up and drops him in the ocean somewhere. wolverine later wash up to shore but can't remember what happen. Brock wins but can't finish the job


It won't knock Wolverine out unless the knife can penetrate his brain. The optic nerve connects from the eye to the brain by a small hole in the back of the eye socket, there's no way Brock could jam a knife in there to actually hit Wolverine's brain.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Lazarus81 » Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:56 pm

yeah your right, so he will have to rip out his throat and weight till he pass out from lack of oxygen. I know I'm reaching on this one.

He may be able to cut his head off. The cartilage can't be metal. Maybe Logan is just to hard to kill.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Lastjustice » Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:54 am

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616 wolverine's joints don't break. If they did his indestructible bones, would simply fly they the rest of the him when someone like the hulk punched him. Ultimate wolverine's joints can be overcome, as ultimate hulk tore Logan in half, then tossed his legs miles away. He had to crawl to reconnected them. Brock lacks the raw strength to achieve that sort of damage either way.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Tristar » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:11 am

Brock doesn't win but, does some serious damage to Wolvie after the fight finishes they go to a strip club and get some.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Neo Tallgeese » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:29 am

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Wolverine easily. Coolness does not alone win a fight. (Unless you're Batman that's a whole nother story.)

Adamatum Claws + Healing Factor + Decades of fighting experience = a clear winner in this one.

Winner: Wolverine
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Stormwolf » Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:24 pm

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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Name_Violation » Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:51 pm

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Stormwolf wrote:Brock Samson, no contest:

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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby Dead Metal » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:04 pm

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Stormwolf wrote:Brock Samson, no contest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOhRe19rROA

That pilot episode fight is the best

That was awesome, but still no match for Wolverine.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Postby snavej » Sun Oct 08, 2023 10:36 am

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Wolverine is impossible and Brock Samson has initials BS. Neither win. Cucumber sandwiches win.
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