Mansion for the Ladies of HMW
- Motto: "Cries and screams are music to my Audios."
- Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher
TMI TMI!!!! *Runs*
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-Soundwave- - Gestalt
- Posts: 2819
- News Credits: 2
- Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:33 pm
- Location: Daraknus Decepticon Outpost.
- Like -Soundwave- on Facebook
- Alt Mode: Cassette Deck
- Strength: 8
- Intelligence: 9
- Speed: 2
- Endurance: 6
- Rank: 8
- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 10
- Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
- Weapon: Electric Cannon
-Soundwave- wrote:TMI TMI!!!! *Runs*
Agreed! *flees with -SW-*

GW2: Caitmonster.9036 (Tarnished Coast / NA)
Burn's still a butt. <3
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Windracer - Pretender
- Posts: 769
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- Joined: Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:13 pm
- Location: Tyria! :D
- Alt Mode: Dragon
- Strength: 8
- Intelligence: 6
- Speed: 10
- Endurance: 5
- Rank: 1
- Courage: 3
- Firepower: 10
- Skill: 8
- Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
- Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Subsonika wrote:I have Manboobs, does that count
You're not called Bob in real life are you?

Duly Appointed Representative in Chief of the Decpeticon Coprophage Accord.
Second class scavenger.
Better RED than DEAD!
Better still RDD!
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Redimus - Guardian Of Seibertron
- Posts: 5729
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- Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:44 am
- Location: Neo Kaon, planing the domination of HMW:GD.
- Strength: 6
- Intelligence: 10
- Speed: 6
- Endurance: 7
- Rank: 7
- Courage: 8
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 10
- Motto: "Trust nothing, question everything."
- Weapon: Sonic Umbrella
Subsonika wrote:I have Manboobs, does that count

Windracer wrote:-Soundwave- wrote:TMI TMI!!!! *Runs*
Agreed! *flees with -SW-*
Also agreed!
*Goes the other direction and thwacks Sub with giant frying pan instead*
Never leave home without a trusted frying pan.

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Phasewing - Gestalt Team Leader
- Posts: 976
- Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:50 pm
- Location: Land of Lost Socks and Birdfood
- Alt Mode: Griffon
- Intelligence: ???
- Endurance: 10+
- Courage: Infinity
- Firepower: ???
- Skill: Infinity
- Motto: "Always expect the worst, you won't be disappointed."
- Weapon: Gamma-Ray Laser Cannons
Phasewing wrote:Never leave home without a trusted frying pan.
Or a towel.

Meet the Cynicbots:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... p?id=14788

I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... p?id=14788

I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!
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Colinus Maximus - Fuzor
- Posts: 212
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- Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:28 am
- Strength: 10+
- Intelligence: Infinity
- Speed: 3
- Endurance: 5
- Courage: 1
- Firepower: 10+
- Skill: 10+
- Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
- Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Master Maximus wrote:Phasewing wrote:Never leave home without a trusted frying pan.
Or a towel.I'm currently listening to the Hithiker's Guide radio series.
Very good call.
So you have seen the light, and seen that is if it's funny, it's British.


Duly Appointed Representative in Chief of the Decpeticon Coprophage Accord.
Second class scavenger.
Better RED than DEAD!
Better still RDD!
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Redimus - Guardian Of Seibertron
- Posts: 5729
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- Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:44 am
- Location: Neo Kaon, planing the domination of HMW:GD.
- Strength: 6
- Intelligence: 10
- Speed: 6
- Endurance: 7
- Rank: 7
- Courage: 8
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 10
- Motto: "Always expect the worst, you won't be disappointed."
- Weapon: Gamma-Ray Laser Cannons
Redimus wrote:Master Maximus wrote:Phasewing wrote:Never leave home without a trusted frying pan.
Or a towel.I'm currently listening to the Hithiker's Guide radio series.
Very good call.
So you have seen the light, and seen that is if it's funny, it's British.
I saw the light nearly 20 years ago when I saw Monty Python for the first time.

Meet the Cynicbots:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... p?id=14788

I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... p?id=14788

I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!
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Colinus Maximus - Fuzor
- Posts: 212
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- Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:28 am
- Strength: 10+
- Intelligence: Infinity
- Speed: 3
- Endurance: 5
- Courage: 1
- Firepower: 10+
- Skill: 10+
- Motto: "Truth is written in the fabric of creation."
- Weapon: Deflecto-Shield
A thread for the female minority, huh? This could prove interesting... 
I wonder if there're any other femme twins out there that play HMW.

I wonder if there're any other femme twins out there that play HMW.


Maximal Defense Force member
Too long for 3-quote max wrote:Shadowman: Ryan isn't becoming a daddy, is he? That just struck me.
The Mad A**hatter: Ryan has a woman?
shadowman: He's already married. To his job.
autobot commander: BURN!!!!
Burn: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Neko: I'm starting to think you go looking for these posts. lol.
- Silver Wind
- Headmaster Jr
- Posts: 564
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- Alt Mode: I have no idea
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- Intelligence: 5
- Speed: 2
- Endurance: 2
- Rank: ???
- Courage: 3
- Firepower: 2
- Skill: 6
- Weapon: Dual Laser Beam Rifle
*looks at Redimus* Well well, looks like you have a new look. So to go with it, a new name.
THE RED QUEEN!!!
Don't mind me I'm here to hang with my lady, therefore I get to bypass that makeover thing...but you can makeover Glyph in my place..or Burn when he gets here.
THE RED QUEEN!!!
Don't mind me I'm here to hang with my lady, therefore I get to bypass that makeover thing...but you can makeover Glyph in my place..or Burn when he gets here.


- Rebirth Megatron
- Decepticon Warlord
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- Rank: 7
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- Firepower: 10
- Skill: 9
Dynamax wrote:*looks at Redimus* Well well, looks like you have a new look. So to go with it, a new name.
THE RED QUEEN!!!
Don't mind me I'm here to hang with my lady, therefore I get to bypass that makeover thing...but you can makeover Glyph in my place..or Burn when he gets here.![]()
Is that on account of his Manboobs


- Subsonika
- Combiner
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- Joined: Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:14 am
- Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
- Weapon: Electric Cannon
*glances up* ... we need to ban the word "manboobs". Ugh. I keep getting the mental image of this one guy that was in my health careers class... He had bigger jublies than me. x_x;
Am I the only one worried about panty raids and peeping 'Cons?
Silver Wind wrote:A thread for the female minority, huh? This could prove interesting...
Am I the only one worried about panty raids and peeping 'Cons?


GW2: Caitmonster.9036 (Tarnished Coast / NA)
Burn's still a butt. <3
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Windracer - Pretender
- Posts: 769
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- Joined: Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:13 pm
- Location: Tyria! :D
- Alt Mode: Dragon
- Strength: 8
- Intelligence: 6
- Speed: 10
- Endurance: 5
- Rank: 1
- Courage: 3
- Firepower: 10
- Skill: 8
- Weapon: Stinger Missile
RobotInDisguise wrote:Me, Grimlock! wrote:Used to have long hair. I guess I'm kicked out? Hey, I can still be the resident funny guy!
And you are still welcome here, but if you want long hair, the Makeover Mafia could do hair extensions. You just have to ask to be promoted past teh rank of guest.
*sigh* I guess a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Ironic in this thread.

In a Galaxy Far Far Awry issue 1: Serial Fiction Sideshow now for sale.
Issue 2: Home Sweet Home Invasion also for sale.
Back issue 3: Technophobia coming soon. And you can help!
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Me, Grimlock! - Godmaster
- Posts: 1655
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- Firepower: 1
- Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
- Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Subsonika wrote:Redimus wrote:Subsonika wrote:I have Manboobs, does that count
You're not called Bob in real life are you?
Not that I am aware of.
Bob... Bob had bitch tits.
Dynamax wrote:*looks at Redimus* Well well, looks like you have a new look. So to go with it, a new name.
THE RED QUEEN!!!
Don't mind me I'm here to hang with my lady, therefore I get to bypass that makeover thing...but you can makeover Glyph in my place..or Burn when he gets here.![]()
Ah quit yeah whining Princess Petal.

We all know you are the one who wears the dress in your relationship...
Subsonika wrote:Is that on account of his Manboobs
HEY! I dont have moobs! (yet)

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Second class scavenger.
Better RED than DEAD!
Better still RDD!
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Redimus - Guardian Of Seibertron
- Posts: 5729
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- Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:44 am
- Location: Neo Kaon, planing the domination of HMW:GD.
- Strength: 6
- Intelligence: 10
- Speed: 6
- Endurance: 7
- Rank: 7
- Courage: 8
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 10
- Weapon: Stinger Missile
I have never seen so much femspam before in my life.

Last edited by Me, Grimlock! on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.

In a Galaxy Far Far Awry issue 1: Serial Fiction Sideshow now for sale.
Issue 2: Home Sweet Home Invasion also for sale.
Back issue 3: Technophobia coming soon. And you can help!
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Me, Grimlock! - Godmaster
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- Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook
- Follow Me, Grimlock! on Twitter
- Firepower: 1
- Motto: "Cries and screams are music to my Audios."
- Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher
I say we make the guys walk the runway like models. See how they like it.

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-Soundwave- - Gestalt
- Posts: 2819
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- Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:33 pm
- Location: Daraknus Decepticon Outpost.
- Like -Soundwave- on Facebook
- Alt Mode: Cassette Deck
- Strength: 8
- Intelligence: 9
- Speed: 2
- Endurance: 6
- Rank: 8
- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 10
- Motto: "Always expect the worst, you won't be disappointed."
- Weapon: Gamma-Ray Laser Cannons
-Soundwave- wrote:I say we make the guys walk the runway like models. See how they like it.
Give me enough beer and control of the kareoke and I probably wouldn't even notice.

Meet the Cynicbots:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... p?id=14788

I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... p?id=14788

I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!
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Colinus Maximus - Fuzor
- Posts: 212
- News Credits: 1
- Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:28 am
- Strength: 10+
- Intelligence: Infinity
- Speed: 3
- Endurance: 5
- Courage: 1
- Firepower: 10+
- Skill: 10+
- Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
- Weapon: Electric Cannon
RobotInDisguise wrote:You guys are lucky we're not making you wear high heels or any other formal female footwear.
What? you mean we didn't put them in stiletto's yet?!

... then we can make them try to walk down the runway. Entertainment at its finest!

Last edited by Windracer on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Burn's still a butt. <3
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Windracer - Pretender
- Posts: 769
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- Joined: Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:13 pm
- Location: Tyria! :D
- Alt Mode: Dragon
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- Speed: 10
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- Rank: 1
- Courage: 3
- Firepower: 10
- Skill: 8
- Motto: "Theres only black and white,theres no grey area. Do or do not."
- Weapon: Sword
-Soundwave- wrote:I say we make the guys walk the runway like models. See how they like it.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
*Gets devious thoughts*

- Traks
- Minibot
- Posts: 137
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- Firepower: 8
- Skill: 9
Windracer wrote:RobotInDisguise wrote:You guys are lucky we're not making you wear high heels or any other formal female footwear.
What? you mean we didn't put them in stiletto's yet?!No genderbending makeover is complete without tacky heels! Quick! to the shoe store!
... then we can make them try to walk down the runway. Entertainment at its finest!
especially when that runway is a 3-story winding staircase
- RobotInDisguise
- Headmaster Jr
- Posts: 583
- Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:42 pm
- Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
- Weapon: Electric Cannon
http://seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/vie ... n_id=33197
Alright, let's make this thread somewhat useful so it doesn't get locked whenever Mkall stumbles across it.
Any ladies with level 5-7's are welcome! And I guess you boys can come play, too, if you really want.
Alright, let's make this thread somewhat useful so it doesn't get locked whenever Mkall stumbles across it.

Any ladies with level 5-7's are welcome! And I guess you boys can come play, too, if you really want.


GW2: Caitmonster.9036 (Tarnished Coast / NA)
Burn's still a butt. <3
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Windracer - Pretender
- Posts: 769
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- Joined: Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:13 pm
- Location: Tyria! :D
- Alt Mode: Dragon
- Strength: 8
- Intelligence: 6
- Speed: 10
- Endurance: 5
- Rank: 1
- Courage: 3
- Firepower: 10
- Skill: 8
- Motto: "Theres only black and white,theres no grey area. Do or do not."
- Weapon: Sword
Windracer wrote:http://seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=33197
Alright, let's make this thread somewhat useful so it doesn't get locked whenever Mkall stumbles across it.
Any ladies with level 5-7's are welcome! And I guess you boys can come play, too, if you really want.
Oh, I will come play.

- Traks
- Minibot
- Posts: 137
- Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2003 6:31 pm
- Strength: 10+
- Intelligence: 9
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- Endurance: 10+
- Rank: 7
- Courage: Infinity
- Firepower: 8
- Skill: 9
- Motto: "Cries and screams are music to my Audios."
- Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher
Oh I am there.. and I tossed in a FEMCON just for the heck of it might as well make it LADIES NIGHT!!!

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-Soundwave- - Gestalt
- Posts: 2819
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- Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:33 pm
- Location: Daraknus Decepticon Outpost.
- Like -Soundwave- on Facebook
- Alt Mode: Cassette Deck
- Strength: 8
- Intelligence: 9
- Speed: 2
- Endurance: 6
- Rank: 8
- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 10
- Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
- Weapon: Electric Cannon
-Soundwave- wrote:Oh I am there.. and I tossed in a FEMCON just for the heck of it might as well make it LADIES NIGHT!!!
Whee! Another target for Windy!


GW2: Caitmonster.9036 (Tarnished Coast / NA)
Burn's still a butt. <3
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Windracer - Pretender
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- Firepower: 10
- Skill: 8
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