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Postby -Soundwave- » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:50 pm

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TMI TMI!!!! *Runs*
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Postby Windracer » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:52 pm

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-Soundwave- wrote:TMI TMI!!!! *Runs*


Agreed! *flees with -SW-*
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Postby Redimus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:08 pm

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Subsonika wrote:I have Manboobs, does that count :-?


You're not called Bob in real life are you?
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Postby Phasewing » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:49 pm

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Subsonika wrote:I have Manboobs, does that count :-?

:shock:

Windracer wrote:
-Soundwave- wrote:TMI TMI!!!! *Runs*


Agreed! *flees with -SW-*


Also agreed!

*Goes the other direction and thwacks Sub with giant frying pan instead*

Never leave home without a trusted frying pan. :P
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Postby Colinus Maximus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:55 pm

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Phasewing wrote:Never leave home without a trusted frying pan. :P

Or a towel. :PI'm currently listening to the Hithiker's Guide radio series.
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Postby Redimus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:37 pm

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Master Maximus wrote:
Phasewing wrote:Never leave home without a trusted frying pan. :P

Or a towel. :PI'm currently listening to the Hithiker's Guide radio series.


Very good call.

So you have seen the light, and seen that is if it's funny, it's British. :P
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Postby Subsonika » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:42 pm

Redimus wrote:
Subsonika wrote:I have Manboobs, does that count :-?


You're not called Bob in real life are you?


Not that I am aware of.
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Postby Colinus Maximus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:49 pm

Motto: "Always expect the worst, you won't be disappointed."
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Redimus wrote:
Master Maximus wrote:
Phasewing wrote:Never leave home without a trusted frying pan. :P

Or a towel. :PI'm currently listening to the Hithiker's Guide radio series.


Very good call.

So you have seen the light, and seen that is if it's funny, it's British. :P

I saw the light nearly 20 years ago when I saw Monty Python for the first time. 8)
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Postby Silver Wind » Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:14 pm

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A thread for the female minority, huh? This could prove interesting... :-?

I wonder if there're any other femme twins out there that play HMW. |:|
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Postby Rebirth Megatron » Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:58 pm

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*looks at Redimus* Well well, looks like you have a new look. So to go with it, a new name.

THE RED QUEEN!!!

Don't mind me I'm here to hang with my lady, therefore I get to bypass that makeover thing...but you can makeover Glyph in my place..or Burn when he gets here. :P 8)
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Postby Subsonika » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:00 pm

Dynamax wrote:*looks at Redimus* Well well, looks like you have a new look. So to go with it, a new name.

THE RED QUEEN!!!

Don't mind me I'm here to hang with my lady, therefore I get to bypass that makeover thing...but you can makeover Glyph in my place..or Burn when he gets here. :P 8)


Is that on account of his Manboobs :P
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Postby Windracer » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:31 pm

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*glances up* ... we need to ban the word "manboobs". Ugh. I keep getting the mental image of this one guy that was in my health careers class... He had bigger jublies than me. x_x;

Silver Wind wrote:A thread for the female minority, huh? This could prove interesting... :-?


Am I the only one worried about panty raids and peeping 'Cons? :-s
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Postby Me, Grimlock! » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:51 pm

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Me, Grimlock! wrote:Used to have long hair. I guess I'm kicked out? Hey, I can still be the resident funny guy!


And you are still welcome here, but if you want long hair, the Makeover Mafia could do hair extensions. You just have to ask to be promoted past teh rank of guest.


*sigh* I guess a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Ironic in this thread.
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Postby Redimus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:02 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Subsonika wrote:
Redimus wrote:
Subsonika wrote:I have Manboobs, does that count :-?


You're not called Bob in real life are you?


Not that I am aware of.


Bob... Bob had bitch tits.

Dynamax wrote:*looks at Redimus* Well well, looks like you have a new look. So to go with it, a new name.

THE RED QUEEN!!!

Don't mind me I'm here to hang with my lady, therefore I get to bypass that makeover thing...but you can makeover Glyph in my place..or Burn when he gets here. :P 8)


Ah quit yeah whining Princess Petal. :P
We all know you are the one who wears the dress in your relationship...


Subsonika wrote:Is that on account of his Manboobs :P


HEY! I dont have moobs! (yet)
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Postby RobotInDisguise » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:24 pm

You guys are lucky we're not making you wear high heels or any other formal female footwear.
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Postby Me, Grimlock! » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:25 pm

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I have never seen so much femspam before in my life. :P
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Postby -Soundwave- » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:28 pm

Motto: "Cries and screams are music to my Audios."
Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher
I say we make the guys walk the runway like models. See how they like it. :P
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Postby Colinus Maximus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:42 pm

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-Soundwave- wrote:I say we make the guys walk the runway like models. See how they like it. :P

Give me enough beer and control of the kareoke and I probably wouldn't even notice. :P
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Postby Windracer » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:43 pm

Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
Weapon: Electric Cannon
RobotInDisguise wrote:You guys are lucky we're not making you wear high heels or any other formal female footwear.


What? you mean we didn't put them in stiletto's yet?! :shock: No genderbending makeover is complete without tacky heels! Quick! to the shoe store!

... then we can make them try to walk down the runway. Entertainment at its finest! :grin:
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Postby Traks » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:44 pm

Motto: "Theres only black and white,theres no grey area. Do or do not."
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-Soundwave- wrote:I say we make the guys walk the runway like models. See how they like it. :P


Hmmmmmmmmmmm


*Gets devious thoughts* :P
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Postby RobotInDisguise » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:10 pm

Windracer wrote:
RobotInDisguise wrote:You guys are lucky we're not making you wear high heels or any other formal female footwear.


What? you mean we didn't put them in stiletto's yet?! :shock: No genderbending makeover is complete without tacky heels! Quick! to the shoe store!

... then we can make them try to walk down the runway. Entertainment at its finest! :grin:


especially when that runway is a 3-story winding staircase
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Postby Windracer » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:34 pm

Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
Weapon: Electric Cannon
http://seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/vie ... n_id=33197

Alright, let's make this thread somewhat useful so it doesn't get locked whenever Mkall stumbles across it. :grin:

Any ladies with level 5-7's are welcome! And I guess you boys can come play, too, if you really want. :P
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Postby Traks » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:35 pm

Motto: "Theres only black and white,theres no grey area. Do or do not."
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Windracer wrote:http://seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=33197

Alright, let's make this thread somewhat useful so it doesn't get locked whenever Mkall stumbles across it. :grin:

Any ladies with level 5-7's are welcome! And I guess you boys can come play, too, if you really want. :P


Oh, I will come play. :P
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Postby -Soundwave- » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:36 pm

Motto: "Cries and screams are music to my Audios."
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Oh I am there.. and I tossed in a FEMCON just for the heck of it might as well make it LADIES NIGHT!!! :P
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Postby Windracer » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:36 pm

Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
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-Soundwave- wrote:Oh I am there.. and I tossed in a FEMCON just for the heck of it might as well make it LADIES NIGHT!!! :P


Whee! Another target for Windy! :grin:
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