The Energon Pub

Not all Transformers are fighters, least of all the Autobots. So, outside of war time, what do you suppose their ambitions are, provided there is no forseeable war?
We can have some fun with this too


Megatron will always aspire to create the best plan he can.

Prime will aspire never to touch a videogame in his life.

Tracks will work to becoming the most handsome Transformer in existence... And find a boyfriend...

Wreck-Gar will continue to build his empire of junk, I guess (What do you wish for when you're at the top?)

Sky-Byte aspires to be the best poet in the universe.

And Vector Prime would probably be begging for a well earned rest...

Bumblebee will get a new paintjob and return to his career as a movie star.

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe will either prove one of them is adopted or find a set of twin femmes.

Springer will start a career as a talk show host.

Ratbat will buy an oil company and run it with merciless percision.

Blaster, Jazz and maybe a few others will start bands.

Hound will become a Park Ranger in Yellowstone National Park.

Cliffjumper will gain international fame by jumping the Springfield gorge.

Seaspray and Powerglide will have, ya know an opperation to be "different" What? So they can be with the broads they tried to mack in G1, duh.

Astrotrain will work for Via Rail

Chromedome will develop soft wear for Apple

Soundwave will be the new daytime shock jock to go against Howard Stern

Gears will go emo.

The Predicons will be put on the endangered species list and live a comfortable life in Supermans fortress of solidute.

Megatron will be the spokes person for the NRA

Takara and Hasbro will take alot less heat from the fans. Or a lot more, depends which half of the fence your on.

Trypticon will tear apart cars at Monster Truck shows and become a redneck icon. He will later date, then marry Robosaurus

Metroplex will replace the Twin Towers. No one would ever eff with them again...

Jazz would start his own reality TV show "Pimp my Autobot"

Grapple will get a powermaster partner in John Holms

Rumble and Frenzy will become WWE tag team champs for the next 60 years.

Bluestreak will hit the comedy circut. His big gag will be to smash an energon cube with a mallet. He will be missed.

Doubledealer, Arcee and Shockwave will start a tellent show called "Cybertron Idol"

Beachcomber will take up golf. He will then grow a violent temper and be remembered for killing an innocent life after the throwing his putter at 248 Mph in to the crowd.

Swindle will be one of those jerks on televised poker.

Computron will take the place of every computer in the world

The Dinobots will read kids stories

Shockwave will get a job as Security for the Playboy Mansion

Starscream will be the voice of a heavy metal band

Tracks will be in 'Cars 2' as the pretty boy car

Blaster & Soundwave will work at Apple & produce iPods

Skywarp will be the pizza delivery boy who gets the pizza there hot & fast

Dirge, Ramjet, & Thrust will be in the long awaited 'Coneheads 2: Rise of the Evil Alien Robo-Cones'

Bludgeon will join the Foot Clan & replace Shredder as leader

Menasor will be the evil Megazord in Power Rangers Turbo

All of those studbots have an aspiring degree of classism and Feng Shui. When they connect those circuits, they do it right! They give you the optical menu system that is ordered properly and is varied with complimentary color schematics that really archetype the Milodolane. 14 streaming Blu-Ray shows are accessible within the applicae repitoire. Think about it: Interstellar travel from the comfort of one's own entertainment system facility that redlines any unwanted trespass. Quality is here; assured, because of Hell's Disintegration Technique keeps out any unwanted pestilence. They aspire to be true scholars of the Universal cosmos! Interplanetary colonization is their gift. Toys that become one's family and communicate, work, and get things done! Seedstate; as mere poppy seeds for parakeets, observe the similarity of man with flight!
Were robotic puppets with high intelligence, and good credit! "In God We Trust" is a good idea, both with monetary transaction and other transactions. Here is one, plant a seed, or duplicate from a leaf, as leaf designs the plan! I want to see those poppies!
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Dingbat_Zero.345 wrote:All of those studbots have an aspiring degree of classism and Feng Shui. When they connect those circuits, they do it right! They give you the optical menu system that is ordered properly and is varied with complimentary color schematics that really archetype the Milodolane. 14 streaming Blu-Ray shows are accessible within the applicae repitoire. Think about it: Interstellar travel from the comfort of one's own entertainment system facility that redlines any unwanted trespass. Quality is here; assured, because of Hell's Disintegration Technique keeps out any unwanted pestilence. They aspire to be true scholars of the Universal cosmos! Interplanetary colonization is their gift. Toys that become one's family and communicate, work, and get things done! Seedstate; as mere poppy seeds for parakeets, observe the similarity of man with flight!
Were robotic puppets with high intelligence, and good credit! "In God We Trust" is a good idea, both with monetary transaction and other transactions. Here is one, plant a seed, or duplicate from a leaf, as leaf designs the plan! I want to see those poppies!
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what the hell did he just say? did he just insult our moms? that makes less sense than popcorn flavored transendental enlightenment.

try this for a good laugh

Dingbat_Zero.345 wrote:All of those studbots have an aspiring degree of classism and Feng Shui. When they connect those circuits, they do it right! They give you the optical menu system that is ordered properly and is varied with complimentary color schematics that really archetype the Milodolane. 14 streaming Blu-Ray shows are accessible within the applicae repitoire. Think about it: Interstellar travel from the comfort of one's own entertainment system facility that redlines any unwanted trespass. Quality is here; assured, because of Hell's Disintegration Technique keeps out any unwanted pestilence. They aspire to be true scholars of the Universal cosmos! Interplanetary colonization is their gift. Toys that become one's family and communicate, work, and get things done! Seedstate; as mere poppy seeds for parakeets, observe the similarity of man with flight!
Were robotic puppets with high intelligence, and good credit! "In God We Trust" is a good idea, both with monetary transaction and other transactions. Here is one, plant a seed, or duplicate from a leaf, as leaf designs the plan! I want to see those poppies!
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wat

Unicron, after devouring another Solar System, finally vowed to lose some weight.

Devastator began building many cities out of Crystals, and blew them up just for the sake of it being fun.

Reflector began an endless search in finding out if that chick-bot across the street ever opened her curtains, with no towel.

Arcee began wondering if those 3 Robots from across the street were stalking her.

Erector tried to find a court who could take him seriously so he may change his name.

The Stunticons began their own Demolition Derby. There were no survivors, but ticket sales went through the roof!

wheelie would become a senator,then get assasinated

blurr will replace sonic the hedgehog as sega's mascot

silverbolt,blackarachnia,and the predacons will create there broadway version of romeo and juliet

waspinator and kenny from southpark will build there own hospital

grimlock will go to college and get a masters degree in teaching

bighorn will become a bull and take up bull fighting