Psycho Warrior wrote:Senor Hugo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"]I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.
Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.
*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*
I did that once. Pretty fun. Sledding on an air mattress. not the nekkid thing.
Well, then you only have one recourse. Find some mountains, drop them trousers, and gets frostbite at 53Mph and 30 degrees of the equator.
Frosty the Snow Junk, turning black and falling off at a doctor's near you!
If I were truly mad, I'd make an icicle joke here. but instead, let's for for the trail of sno-cones left behind.
*Walks by with a dog on a leash*
I hope you boys like lemon

Who wants chocolate ice cream?
"Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes"
and a deep fried with love krusty burger.
My arteries just screamed in terror.[/quote]
Astonishing. Even Halo's arteries can bring chills to our very souls. But only because they're out of tune.
*blows tuning whistle*
Okay, scream again. And this time accent the altos.[/quote]
I beg to differ. We were perfectly in tune. It's not our fault you don't recognize the Mixolydian mode.[/quote]
Myxlplck?[/quote]
It's a Grecian mode. Like in music. Oh, just look it up on Wikipedia.[/quote]
okay. excuse me one second. *throws grandma in front of a bus*[/quote]
And we've come full-circle, people.[/quote]
Don't we always?[/quote]
You okay grandma?
Granny: Huryurmurk
She's fine.[/quote]
-puts on a lab coat-
In my professional opinion, as a doctor, which is why I have this lab coat, she's a zombie.
To deal with zombies of this nature, we've hired Ghallagher to smash their heads in. It's entertaining, and productive.[/quote]
Coming this fall: Ghallagher... Zombie slayer.[/quote]
That idea is made of Win.