The Energon Pub

[Halo]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Dreadwind"]Nice sword.

So, this is like a spam thread?

Hell. No.

We don't use the term spam. We prefer the term Power Posting.

Hell yeah!

Ah yes power posting. A clever turn of phrase.

It amazes me that no one locks this thread.

Or have they just given up knowing they can't beat your uber spammage skills?

Many, many ears ago, these building threads were far more active. I'd come back after a day and 10 pages would be added.

Those days would boggle the mind.

yeah, and Halo locked Zacku in a nuke and shot him into the sun.

Where he was turned into a solar powered eco freak

Captain planet would be proud, if he were a drunken has-been who spent most of his days in his underwear.

wait I thought a CP villan was like that...[/quote]
O, but he 'tis![/quote]
I still want to see Captian planet take on the toxic avenger... eco hero vs toxic hero[/quote]

that battle would be interrupted by a Killer Tomato attack[/quote]

Killer cherry tomatoes?

This thread's still pretty damn busy. New pages are always on the add.

But then again, it is inane (or is it insane?) babble [/quote]

next up, mutant potatoes, a couple kumquats, and a killer squash. All this and more on the next... MARTHA.[/quote]
Oh, Martha. Now with street cred.[/quote]

"always make good use of the lighting. you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds"[/quote]
"Now, to make this, you want to first, cut the body up, and then..."[/quote]
You, sir, just won. That made me laugh.[/quote]

I prefer the Red vs Blue version.

Sarge: Now, we'll show you how, with a few simple modifications, we can make an attractive corpse.

*shoots grif*

Griff: OW! I taste blood!
Sarge: It's a good thing.[/quote]
That's good too.[/quote]

Makes me long for the old days when my running gag was dead prostitutes. Just imagine what Martha could do with those. [/quote]
"Most prostitutes would decorate their hovels with festive gourds."[/quote]
Prostitution is one of the worlds oldest professions.[/quote]
aside from hunting and making beer.[/quote]
To some people, it's the perfect life.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Dreadwind"]Nice sword.

So, this is like a spam thread?

Hell. No.

We don't use the term spam. We prefer the term Power Posting.

Hell yeah!

Ah yes power posting. A clever turn of phrase.

It amazes me that no one locks this thread.

Or have they just given up knowing they can't beat your uber spammage skills?

Many, many ears ago, these building threads were far more active. I'd come back after a day and 10 pages would be added.

Those days would boggle the mind.

yeah, and Halo locked Zacku in a nuke and shot him into the sun.

Where he was turned into a solar powered eco freak

Captain planet would be proud, if he were a drunken has-been who spent most of his days in his underwear.

wait I thought a CP villan was like that...[/quote]
O, but he 'tis![/quote]
I still want to see Captian planet take on the toxic avenger... eco hero vs toxic hero[/quote]

that battle would be interrupted by a Killer Tomato attack[/quote]

Killer cherry tomatoes?

This thread's still pretty damn busy. New pages are always on the add.

But then again, it is inane (or is it insane?) babble [/quote]

next up, mutant potatoes, a couple kumquats, and a killer squash. All this and more on the next... MARTHA.[/quote]
Oh, Martha. Now with street cred.[/quote]

"always make good use of the lighting. you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds"[/quote]
"Now, to make this, you want to first, cut the body up, and then..."[/quote]
You, sir, just won. That made me laugh.[/quote]

I prefer the Red vs Blue version.

Sarge: Now, we'll show you how, with a few simple modifications, we can make an attractive corpse.

*shoots grif*

Griff: OW! I taste blood!
Sarge: It's a good thing.[/quote]
That's good too.[/quote]

Makes me long for the old days when my running gag was dead prostitutes. Just imagine what Martha could do with those. [/quote]
"Most prostitutes would decorate their hovels with festive gourds."[/quote]
Prostitution is one of the worlds oldest professions.[/quote]
aside from hunting and making beer.[/quote]
To some people, it's the perfect life.[/quote]

No, the perfect life would be in training your prostitutes to make beer and hunt for you.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Dreadwind"]Nice sword.

So, this is like a spam thread?

Hell. No.

We don't use the term spam. We prefer the term Power Posting.

Hell yeah!

Ah yes power posting. A clever turn of phrase.

It amazes me that no one locks this thread.

Or have they just given up knowing they can't beat your uber spammage skills?

Many, many ears ago, these building threads were far more active. I'd come back after a day and 10 pages would be added.

Those days would boggle the mind.

yeah, and Halo locked Zacku in a nuke and shot him into the sun.

Where he was turned into a solar powered eco freak

Captain planet would be proud, if he were a drunken has-been who spent most of his days in his underwear.

wait I thought a CP villan was like that...[/quote]
O, but he 'tis![/quote]
I still want to see Captian planet take on the toxic avenger... eco hero vs toxic hero[/quote]

that battle would be interrupted by a Killer Tomato attack[/quote]

Killer cherry tomatoes?

This thread's still pretty damn busy. New pages are always on the add.

But then again, it is inane (or is it insane?) babble [/quote]

next up, mutant potatoes, a couple kumquats, and a killer squash. All this and more on the next... MARTHA.[/quote]
Oh, Martha. Now with street cred.[/quote]

"always make good use of the lighting. you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds"[/quote]
"Now, to make this, you want to first, cut the body up, and then..."[/quote]
You, sir, just won. That made me laugh.[/quote]

I prefer the Red vs Blue version.

Sarge: Now, we'll show you how, with a few simple modifications, we can make an attractive corpse.

*shoots grif*

Griff: OW! I taste blood!
Sarge: It's a good thing.[/quote]
That's good too.[/quote]

Makes me long for the old days when my running gag was dead prostitutes. Just imagine what Martha could do with those. [/quote]
"Most prostitutes would decorate their hovels with festive gourds."[/quote]
Prostitution is one of the worlds oldest professions.[/quote]
aside from hunting and making beer.[/quote]
To some people, it's the perfect life.[/quote]

No, the perfect life would be in training your prostitutes to make beer and hunt for you.[/quote]
halo already has serfs to hunt for her and she doesn't like beer.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Dreadwind"]Nice sword.

So, this is like a spam thread?

Hell. No.

We don't use the term spam. We prefer the term Power Posting.

Hell yeah!

Ah yes power posting. A clever turn of phrase.

It amazes me that no one locks this thread.

Or have they just given up knowing they can't beat your uber spammage skills?

Many, many ears ago, these building threads were far more active. I'd come back after a day and 10 pages would be added.

Those days would boggle the mind.

yeah, and Halo locked Zacku in a nuke and shot him into the sun.

Where he was turned into a solar powered eco freak

Captain planet would be proud, if he were a drunken has-been who spent most of his days in his underwear.

wait I thought a CP villan was like that...[/quote]
O, but he 'tis![/quote]
I still want to see Captian planet take on the toxic avenger... eco hero vs toxic hero[/quote]

that battle would be interrupted by a Killer Tomato attack[/quote]

Killer cherry tomatoes?

This thread's still pretty damn busy. New pages are always on the add.

But then again, it is inane (or is it insane?) babble [/quote]

next up, mutant potatoes, a couple kumquats, and a killer squash. All this and more on the next... MARTHA.[/quote]
Oh, Martha. Now with street cred.[/quote]

"always make good use of the lighting. you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds"[/quote]
"Now, to make this, you want to first, cut the body up, and then..."[/quote]
You, sir, just won. That made me laugh.[/quote]

I prefer the Red vs Blue version.

Sarge: Now, we'll show you how, with a few simple modifications, we can make an attractive corpse.

*shoots grif*

Griff: OW! I taste blood!
Sarge: It's a good thing.[/quote]
That's good too.[/quote]

Makes me long for the old days when my running gag was dead prostitutes. Just imagine what Martha could do with those. [/quote]
"Most prostitutes would decorate their hovels with festive gourds."[/quote]
Prostitution is one of the worlds oldest professions.[/quote]
aside from hunting and making beer.[/quote]
To some people, it's the perfect life.[/quote]

No, the perfect life would be in training your prostitutes to make beer and hunt for you.[/quote]
halo already has serfs to hunt for her and she doesn't like beer.[/quote]

No, that was for me.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Dreadwind"]Nice sword.

So, this is like a spam thread?

Hell. No.

We don't use the term spam. We prefer the term Power Posting.

Hell yeah!

Ah yes power posting. A clever turn of phrase.

It amazes me that no one locks this thread.

Or have they just given up knowing they can't beat your uber spammage skills?

Many, many ears ago, these building threads were far more active. I'd come back after a day and 10 pages would be added.

Those days would boggle the mind.

yeah, and Halo locked Zacku in a nuke and shot him into the sun.

Where he was turned into a solar powered eco freak

Captain planet would be proud, if he were a drunken has-been who spent most of his days in his underwear.

wait I thought a CP villan was like that...[/quote]
O, but he 'tis![/quote]
I still want to see Captian planet take on the toxic avenger... eco hero vs toxic hero[/quote]

that battle would be interrupted by a Killer Tomato attack[/quote]

Killer cherry tomatoes?

This thread's still pretty damn busy. New pages are always on the add.

But then again, it is inane (or is it insane?) babble [/quote]

next up, mutant potatoes, a couple kumquats, and a killer squash. All this and more on the next... MARTHA.[/quote]
Oh, Martha. Now with street cred.[/quote]

"always make good use of the lighting. you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds"[/quote]
"Now, to make this, you want to first, cut the body up, and then..."[/quote]
You, sir, just won. That made me laugh.[/quote]

I prefer the Red vs Blue version.

Sarge: Now, we'll show you how, with a few simple modifications, we can make an attractive corpse.

*shoots grif*

Griff: OW! I taste blood!
Sarge: It's a good thing.[/quote]
That's good too.[/quote]

Makes me long for the old days when my running gag was dead prostitutes. Just imagine what Martha could do with those. [/quote]
"Most prostitutes would decorate their hovels with festive gourds."[/quote]
Prostitution is one of the worlds oldest professions.[/quote]
aside from hunting and making beer.[/quote]
To some people, it's the perfect life.[/quote]

No, the perfect life would be in training your prostitutes to make beer and hunt for you.[/quote]
halo already has serfs to hunt for her and she doesn't like beer.[/quote]

No, that was for me. [/quote]

You could never be that lucky

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Dreadwind"]Nice sword.

So, this is like a spam thread?

Hell. No.

We don't use the term spam. We prefer the term Power Posting.

Hell yeah!

Ah yes power posting. A clever turn of phrase.

It amazes me that no one locks this thread.

Or have they just given up knowing they can't beat your uber spammage skills?

Many, many ears ago, these building threads were far more active. I'd come back after a day and 10 pages would be added.

Those days would boggle the mind.

yeah, and Halo locked Zacku in a nuke and shot him into the sun.

Where he was turned into a solar powered eco freak

Captain planet would be proud, if he were a drunken has-been who spent most of his days in his underwear.

wait I thought a CP villan was like that...[/quote]
O, but he 'tis![/quote]
I still want to see Captian planet take on the toxic avenger... eco hero vs toxic hero[/quote]

that battle would be interrupted by a Killer Tomato attack[/quote]

Killer cherry tomatoes?

This thread's still pretty damn busy. New pages are always on the add.

But then again, it is inane (or is it insane?) babble [/quote]

next up, mutant potatoes, a couple kumquats, and a killer squash. All this and more on the next... MARTHA.[/quote]
Oh, Martha. Now with street cred.[/quote]

"always make good use of the lighting. you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds"[/quote]
"Now, to make this, you want to first, cut the body up, and then..."[/quote]
You, sir, just won. That made me laugh.[/quote]

I prefer the Red vs Blue version.

Sarge: Now, we'll show you how, with a few simple modifications, we can make an attractive corpse.

*shoots grif*

Griff: OW! I taste blood!
Sarge: It's a good thing.[/quote]
That's good too.[/quote]

Makes me long for the old days when my running gag was dead prostitutes. Just imagine what Martha could do with those. [/quote]
"Most prostitutes would decorate their hovels with festive gourds."[/quote]
Prostitution is one of the worlds oldest professions.[/quote]
aside from hunting and making beer.[/quote]
To some people, it's the perfect life.[/quote]

No, the perfect life would be in training your prostitutes to make beer and hunt for you.[/quote]
halo already has serfs to hunt for her and she doesn't like beer.[/quote]

No, that was for me. [/quote]

You could never be that lucky[/quote]

I can always dream.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Dreadwind"]Nice sword.

So, this is like a spam thread?

Hell. No.

We don't use the term spam. We prefer the term Power Posting.

Hell yeah!

Ah yes power posting. A clever turn of phrase.

It amazes me that no one locks this thread.

Or have they just given up knowing they can't beat your uber spammage skills?

Many, many ears ago, these building threads were far more active. I'd come back after a day and 10 pages would be added.

Those days would boggle the mind.

yeah, and Halo locked Zacku in a nuke and shot him into the sun.

Where he was turned into a solar powered eco freak

Captain planet would be proud, if he were a drunken has-been who spent most of his days in his underwear.

wait I thought a CP villan was like that...[/quote]
O, but he 'tis![/quote]
I still want to see Captian planet take on the toxic avenger... eco hero vs toxic hero[/quote]

that battle would be interrupted by a Killer Tomato attack[/quote]

Killer cherry tomatoes?

This thread's still pretty damn busy. New pages are always on the add.

But then again, it is inane (or is it insane?) babble [/quote]

next up, mutant potatoes, a couple kumquats, and a killer squash. All this and more on the next... MARTHA.[/quote]
Oh, Martha. Now with street cred.[/quote]

"always make good use of the lighting. you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds"[/quote]
"Now, to make this, you want to first, cut the body up, and then..."[/quote]
You, sir, just won. That made me laugh.[/quote]

I prefer the Red vs Blue version.

Sarge: Now, we'll show you how, with a few simple modifications, we can make an attractive corpse.

*shoots grif*

Griff: OW! I taste blood!
Sarge: It's a good thing.[/quote]
That's good too.[/quote]

Makes me long for the old days when my running gag was dead prostitutes. Just imagine what Martha could do with those. [/quote]
"Most prostitutes would decorate their hovels with festive gourds."[/quote]
Prostitution is one of the worlds oldest professions.[/quote]
aside from hunting and making beer.[/quote]
To some people, it's the perfect life.[/quote]

No, the perfect life would be in training your prostitutes to make beer and hunt for you.[/quote]
halo already has serfs to hunt for her and she doesn't like beer.[/quote]

No, that was for me. [/quote]

You could never be that lucky[/quote]

I can always dream. [/quote]
Are you two fighting over who gets to be halo's beer serf?

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Dreadwind"]Nice sword.

So, this is like a spam thread?

Hell. No.

We don't use the term spam. We prefer the term Power Posting.

Hell yeah!

Ah yes power posting. A clever turn of phrase.

It amazes me that no one locks this thread.

Or have they just given up knowing they can't beat your uber spammage skills?

Many, many ears ago, these building threads were far more active. I'd come back after a day and 10 pages would be added.

Those days would boggle the mind.

yeah, and Halo locked Zacku in a nuke and shot him into the sun.

Where he was turned into a solar powered eco freak

Captain planet would be proud, if he were a drunken has-been who spent most of his days in his underwear.

wait I thought a CP villan was like that...[/quote]
O, but he 'tis![/quote]
I still want to see Captian planet take on the toxic avenger... eco hero vs toxic hero[/quote]

that battle would be interrupted by a Killer Tomato attack[/quote]

Killer cherry tomatoes?

This thread's still pretty damn busy. New pages are always on the add.

But then again, it is inane (or is it insane?) babble [/quote]

next up, mutant potatoes, a couple kumquats, and a killer squash. All this and more on the next... MARTHA.[/quote]
Oh, Martha. Now with street cred.[/quote]

"always make good use of the lighting. you have vertical bars, don't use horizontal blinds"[/quote]
"Now, to make this, you want to first, cut the body up, and then..."[/quote]
You, sir, just won. That made me laugh.[/quote]

I prefer the Red vs Blue version.

Sarge: Now, we'll show you how, with a few simple modifications, we can make an attractive corpse.

*shoots grif*

Griff: OW! I taste blood!
Sarge: It's a good thing.[/quote]
That's good too.[/quote]

Makes me long for the old days when my running gag was dead prostitutes. Just imagine what Martha could do with those. [/quote]
"Most prostitutes would decorate their hovels with festive gourds."[/quote]
Prostitution is one of the worlds oldest professions.[/quote]
aside from hunting and making beer.[/quote]
To some people, it's the perfect life.[/quote]

No, the perfect life would be in training your prostitutes to make beer and hunt for you.[/quote]
halo already has serfs to hunt for her and she doesn't like beer.[/quote]

No, that was for me. [/quote]

You could never be that lucky[/quote]

I can always dream. [/quote]
Are you two fighting over who gets to be halo's beer serf?[/quote]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

[UFO]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

[The Happy Locust]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

[Psycho Warrior]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

if that was a woman in that get up it would be most men's fantasy.

[The Happy Locust]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

if that was a woman in that get up it would be most men's fantasy.

nothing we can't fix. Randy, get on the table and breathe in that "happy gas". And don't mind the sharp objects or the power tools.

[UFO]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

if that was a woman in that get up it would be most men's fantasy.

nothing we can't fix. Randy, get on the table and breathe in that "happy gas". And don't mind the sharp objects or the power tools.

*I takea whiff*
Holy ****!

[Psycho Warrior]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

if that was a woman in that get up it would be most men's fantasy.

nothing we can't fix. Randy, get on the table and breathe in that "happy gas". And don't mind the sharp objects or the power tools.

*I takea whiff*
Holy ****!

who stole my happy gas and my banana gocamole!?

[City Commander]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

if that was a woman in that get up it would be most men's fantasy.

nothing we can't fix. Randy, get on the table and breathe in that "happy gas". And don't mind the sharp objects or the power tools.

*I takea whiff*
Holy ****!

who stole my happy gas and my banana gocamole!?

I enjoy happy gas. It helps me concentrate on beating fat men with a baseball bat.

Apparently the chap's name is Ed. You learn something new everyday.

[The Happy Locust]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

if that was a woman in that get up it would be most men's fantasy.

nothing we can't fix. Randy, get on the table and breathe in that "happy gas". And don't mind the sharp objects or the power tools.

*I takea whiff*
Holy ****!

who stole my happy gas and my banana gocamole!?

I enjoy happy gas. It helps me concentrate on beating fat men with a baseball bat.

Apparently the chap's name is Ed. You learn something new everyday.

Happy gas day is a sham. It was originally just an excuse to beat up the irish.

Irish Guy- Aye, we took many a'lump. But 'twas all in good fun

[City Commander]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

if that was a woman in that get up it would be most men's fantasy.

nothing we can't fix. Randy, get on the table and breathe in that "happy gas". And don't mind the sharp objects or the power tools.

*I takea whiff*
Holy ****!

who stole my happy gas and my banana gocamole!?

I enjoy happy gas. It helps me concentrate on beating fat men with a baseball bat.

Apparently the chap's name is Ed. You learn something new everyday.

Happy gas day is a sham. It was originally just an excuse to beat up the irish.

Irish Guy- Aye, we took many a'lump. But 'twas all in good fun

We don't need no excuse to beat up the Irish. They're like our little brother. Look at their puny little island; all small and green. Pah! Makes me sick!
Where's the pollution? The big fat truck-like cars taking up the whole road? Where?

[Halo]

No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

if that was a woman in that get up it would be most men's fantasy.

nothing we can't fix. Randy, get on the table and breathe in that "happy gas". And don't mind the sharp objects or the power tools.

*I takea whiff*
Holy ****!

who stole my happy gas and my banana gocamole!?

I enjoy happy gas. It helps me concentrate on beating fat men with a baseball bat.

Apparently the chap's name is Ed. You learn something new everyday.

Happy gas day is a sham. It was originally just an excuse to beat up the irish.

Irish Guy- Aye, we took many a'lump. But 'twas all in good fun

We don't need no excuse to beat up the Irish. They're like our little brother. Look at their puny little island; all small and green. Pah! Makes me sick!
Where's the pollution? The big fat truck-like cars taking up the whole road? Where?

It's in your back yard.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"]No, just semantics. Now let's see who wants my job first.

*A randy shows up in a short skirt, fishnets, and a feathered boa while holding a beer and a rifle.*

Hmm... NEXT!

That's nauseating.

Suddenly Randy's seeming like more of an ideal candidate.

if that was a woman in that get up it would be most men's fantasy.

nothing we can't fix. Randy, get on the table and breathe in that "happy gas". And don't mind the sharp objects or the power tools.

*I takea whiff*
Holy ****!

who stole my happy gas and my banana gocamole!?

I enjoy happy gas. It helps me concentrate on beating fat men with a baseball bat.

Apparently the chap's name is Ed. You learn something new everyday.

Happy gas day is a sham. It was originally just an excuse to beat up the irish.

Irish Guy- Aye, we took many a'lump. But 'twas all in good fun

We don't need no excuse to beat up the Irish. They're like our little brother. Look at their puny little island; all small and green. Pah! Makes me sick!
Where's the pollution? The big fat truck-like cars taking up the whole road? Where?

It's in your back yard.[/quote]

I'm sorry sir, but your backyard has been deemed a national preserve and you are no longer allowed near it. This is a sanctuary.

*As soon as everyone leaves, Locust brings in oil drilling rigs*

[City Commander]

It can't be that polluted. I just found a snake slithering through it. I showed him a thing or two


The pond is fall of a think black substance though. It's either my oil reserves for the next 50 years or marmite.


Place your bets

[The Happy Locust]

It can't be that polluted. I just found a snake slithering through it. I showed him a thing or two


The pond is fall of a think black substance though. It's either my oil reserves for the next 50 years or marmite.


Place your bets

Okay boys, New Plan.

*in a moment straight out of a sitcom (but legally trademarked in preparation for this event), Locust sets up a Slant Drilling operation.*

[Psycho Warrior]

It can't be that polluted. I just found a snake slithering through it. I showed him a thing or two


The pond is fall of a think black substance though. It's either my oil reserves for the next 50 years or marmite.


Place your bets

Okay boys, New Plan.

*in a moment straight out of a sitcom (but legally trademarked in preparation for this event), Locust sets up a Slant Drilling operation.*

*is in moe's tavern getting high off fumes*

[The Happy Locust]

It can't be that polluted. I just found a snake slithering through it. I showed him a thing or two


The pond is fall of a think black substance though. It's either my oil reserves for the next 50 years or marmite.


Place your bets

Okay boys, New Plan.

*in a moment straight out of a sitcom (but legally trademarked in preparation for this event), Locust sets up a Slant Drilling operation.*

*is in moe's tavern getting high off fumes*

Yeah, he's dizzy. But where's the inflated sense of self-esteem.

[Halo]

It can't be that polluted. I just found a snake slithering through it. I showed him a thing or two


The pond is fall of a think black substance though. It's either my oil reserves for the next 50 years or marmite.


Place your bets

Okay boys, New Plan.

*in a moment straight out of a sitcom (but legally trademarked in preparation for this event), Locust sets up a Slant Drilling operation.*

*is in moe's tavern getting high off fumes*

Yeah, he's dizzy. But where's the inflated sense of self-esteem.

Got beaten down.

[The Happy Locust]

It can't be that polluted. I just found a snake slithering through it. I showed him a thing or two


The pond is fall of a think black substance though. It's either my oil reserves for the next 50 years or marmite.


Place your bets

Okay boys, New Plan.

*in a moment straight out of a sitcom (but legally trademarked in preparation for this event), Locust sets up a Slant Drilling operation.*

*is in moe's tavern getting high off fumes*

Yeah, he's dizzy. But where's the inflated sense of self-esteem.

Got beaten down.

Now to really turn this place into a party.

*Locust works a few knobs and releases a gag into the air*

Wait for it...

*...*

Wait for it...

*...*

What gives? HEY! Where'd my laughing gas go? How'd I end up with a tank of new car smell and Tony Danza's breath?