The Energon Pub

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:06 pm

Halo wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Halo wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Halo wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Halo wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*goes off to find where he can get a beer aroudn the starbase*

All of that has been put on the "Banned List of Items".

the use of such items is punishable by Halo stepping on your neck!... I learned that the hard way! *rubs aching neck*

Little peon has learned well.

Yes ma'am *rubs Halo's feet while sobbing uncontrollably*

...I hate having my feet rubbed. 100000000 lashes. Bwahahaha.

not again.
My doctor said that it wasn't a good idea to lose that much blood.

What does he know? I'll tell you. NOTHING! hahahahaha!

This is the story, of a gun toting lady...

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:08 pm

does anyone else see PW's avatar and think Kermit's having a spasm because Nekros hooked him up to a car battery?

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:11 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:does anyone else see PW's avatar and think Kermit's having a spasm because Nekros hooked him up to a car battery?

That would seem to be the case!

by **Exdominus** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:07 pm

*pops back into the starbase chugging a bottle of jack daniels* Much better

by **Tweezy** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:21 pm

Rex Necros wrote:*pops back into the starbase chugging a bottle of jack daniels* Much better

Oh you've done it now...

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:15 pm

Halo wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Halo wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Halo wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*goes off to find where he can get a beer aroudn the starbase*

All of that has been put on the "Banned List of Items".

the use of such items is punishable by Halo stepping on your neck!... I learned that the hard way! *rubs aching neck*

Little peon has learned well.

Yes ma'am *rubs Halo's feet while sobbing uncontrollably*

...I hate having my feet rubbed. 100000000 lashes. Bwahahaha.

*thinking quickly, Locust hides his bookmarked copy of "footrubs and tickletortures for the upward-bound suckup... For Dummies!"*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:10 am

The Happy Locust wrote:does anyone else see PW's avatar and think Kermit's having a spasm because Nekros hooked him up to a car battery?

He also yells at him and scares him and locks him in the attic and pours liquid on his head that stinks. and a whole lot more he can't remember because he shocked him in the head with a car battery.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:11 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:does anyone else see PW's avatar and think Kermit's having a spasm because Nekros hooked him up to a car battery?

He also yells at him and scares him and locks him in the attic and pours liquid on his head that stinks. and a whole lot more he can't remember because he shocked him in the head with a car battery.

If I ever had any doubts about your place in this forum, they've just been shattered.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:34 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:does anyone else see PW's avatar and think Kermit's having a spasm because Nekros hooked him up to a car battery?

He also yells at him and scares him and locks him in the attic and pours liquid on his head that stinks. and a whole lot more he can't remember because he shocked him in the head with a car battery.

If I ever had any doubts about your place in this forum, they've just been shattered.

congrats, locust gets 2 more cool points. :grin:

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:56 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:does anyone else see PW's avatar and think Kermit's having a spasm because Nekros hooked him up to a car battery?

He also yells at him and scares him and locks him in the attic and pours liquid on his head that stinks. and a whole lot more he can't remember because he shocked him in the head with a car battery.

If I ever had any doubts about your place in this forum, they've just been shattered.

congrats, locust gets 2 more cool points.

Note to self: brown-nosing works.

by **Tweezy** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:33 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:does anyone else see PW's avatar and think Kermit's having a spasm because Nekros hooked him up to a car battery?

He also yells at him and scares him and locks him in the attic and pours liquid on his head that stinks. and a whole lot more he can't remember because he shocked him in the head with a car battery.

If I ever had any doubts about your place in this forum, they've just been shattered.

congrats, locust gets 2 more cool points.

Note to self: brown-nosing works.

And how!

by **Halo** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:18 am

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:does anyone else see PW's avatar and think Kermit's having a spasm because Nekros hooked him up to a car battery?

He also yells at him and scares him and locks him in the attic and pours liquid on his head that stinks. and a whole lot more he can't remember because he shocked him in the head with a car battery.

If I ever had any doubts about your place in this forum, they've just been shattered.

congrats, locust gets 2 more cool points.

Note to self: brown-nosing works.

And how!

F'real!

by **UFO** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:00 am

Halo wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:does anyone else see PW's avatar and think Kermit's having a spasm because Nekros hooked him up to a car battery?

He also yells at him and scares him and locks him in the attic and pours liquid on his head that stinks. and a whole lot more he can't remember because he shocked him in the head with a car battery.

If I ever had any doubts about your place in this forum, they've just been shattered.

congrats, locust gets 2 more cool points.

Note to self: brown-nosing works.

And how!

F'real!

And Dr. Thug did say...."Word."

by **Exdominus** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:52 am

*walks in eating a bowl of cearal* Good Morning

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:55 am

Rex Necros wrote:*walks in eating a bowl of cearal* Good Morning

*Pops his head out from said bowl of cereal*

What did I miss?

by **Exdominus** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:24 am

*squirts milk otu his nose and drops the cereal bowl shatterign it* GROSS LOCUST *goes off to throw up*

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:31 am

Rex Necros wrote:*squirts milk otu his nose and drops the cereal bowl shatterign it* GROSS LOCUST *goes off to throw up*

I guess the pool's closed.

*Goes to look for an outhouse to set up shop in*

by **Exdominus** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:33 am

*hits his communicator and beams back to his ship*&

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:47 am

Now for my next trick, I will pull my brain from a hat.

*Locust holds up a magician's top-hat and reaches inside. *

No... no... that's not mine... I don't know who that is... There it is. Hmm... It seems to be stuck.

*Locust continues trying to pull from the hat, not realizing his fingers are now coming out of his eyes*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:17 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:Now for my next trick, I will pull my brain from a hat.

*Locust holds up a magician's top-hat and reaches inside. *

No... no... that's not mine... I don't know who that is... There it is. Hmm... It seems to be stuck.

*Locust continues trying to pull from the hat, not realizing his fingers are now coming out of his eyes*

luckily for him those will grow back.

by **Exdominus** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:59 pm

*ports in and goes off to find a clonmat* Damn what did I land in *notices locust on the bottom of his boot*

by **Halo** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:20 pm

I wanna go to sleep so bad...but I can't...Oh well. Where's Tweezy? I need to misplace some aggression.

by **Exdominus** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:54 pm

No where *slices hal in tween*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:49 pm

Halo wrote:I wanna go to sleep so bad...but I can't...Oh well. Where's Tweezy? I need to misplace some aggression.

*pays randy to paint a target on his fanny*

by **Halo** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:54 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I wanna go to sleep so bad...but I can't...Oh well. Where's Tweezy? I need to misplace some aggression.

*pays randy to paint a target on his fanny*

And that's why you're my favorite.