The Energon Pub

by **Jazz Reborn** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:39 pm

Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:09 pm

That was all funy as hell but what does it have to do with Transformers? :???:

by **Jazz Reborn** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:11 pm

isnt this general discussion?

by **Airlift** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:30 pm

Nope, this is Transformers General Discussion, the other general discussion is a seperate thing.

by **DREWCIFER** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:13 am

Well, let me pass what I heard last nite.

At 2:30 in the morining, there was a banging at Mary McBrides front door.

She opens it to find two of her husdand friends dripping wet.

They say, "Theres been a terriable accident. Your husband fell into a vat of Whiskey."

She says, "Well, why didn't you help him out?"

They say, "We tried, three times."

:DEVIL:

News Credits: 1 · by **Leonardo** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:05 am

O, you people! You're such rogues!

I like.

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:47 am

Here's my share...

Father: Those who would like to donate for the church are requested to stand when the music starts.

Organist: Father, what music shall i play?

Father: The National Anthem.

by **Airlift** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:24 pm

Cool joke Auto Bot

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:08 pm

Airlift wrote:Cool joke Auto Bot

Thanks, Airlift.

I thought they'd airlift me outta here if i don't do a good one.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:11 pm

Auto Bot wrote:
Airlift wrote:Cool joke Auto Bot

Thanks, Airlift. I thought they'd airlift me outta here if i don't do a good one.

LYNCH HIM!!!!!

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:15 pm

The Master Blaster wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:
Airlift wrote:Cool joke Auto Bot

Thanks, Airlift. I thought they'd airlift me outta here if i don't do a good one.

LYNCH HIM!!!!!

Yay!!! Look out! Coming thru!

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:21 pm

You were soooooo close to freedom. A good joke none the less.

Then you made a terrible pun about someone's name.

My god, it was so awful I threw my dog into the fire place!!!!

:lol:

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:30 pm

The Master Blaster wrote:You were soooooo close to freedom. A good joke none the less.

Then you made a terrible pun about someone's name.

My god, it was so awful I threw my dog into the fire place!!!!

Ooops!

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:33 pm

That was bad, Auto Bot. Bad Auto Bot!

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:36 pm

Anything for a good laugh.

Sorry, i'll try to behave.

;;)

by **Auto Bot** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:33 am

It's a bit quiet in here.

No hard feelings? ;;)

by **Auto Bot** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:33 am

Lonely in here.

Here's another one to cheer you guys up.

Tough Guy 1: "Toast! Let's drink some more! I had a fight with my wife..."

Tough Guy 2: "Oh, so who won?"

Tough Guy 1: "Let's just say... in the end, she was crawling on her knees towards me."

Tough Guy 2: "Man, you were cruel! Hahaha, you're still the man! What did she say?"

Tough Guy 1: "Get you're ass out from under the bed! You chicken!"

by **Deadpool.** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:35 am

Auto Bot wrote::(

Lonely in here.

Here's another one to cheer you guys up.

Tough Guy 1: "Toast! Let's drink some more! I had a fight with my wife..."

Tough Guy 2: "Oh, so who won?"

Tough Guy 1: "Let's just say... in the end, she was crawling on her knees towards me."

Tough Guy 2: "Man, you were cruel! Hahaha, you're still the man! What did she say?"

Tough Guy 1: "Get you're ass out from under the bed! You chicken!"

Lol!!!!!

by **olokin** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:50 am

you're a regular jokester Auto Bot

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:56 am

Really?

Story of the day:

John: My wife is so fat. She wanted to lose some weight. So she went for horseback riding.

Tom: What's the result?

John: The horse lost 20 pounds!

News Credits: 2 · by **An_de** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:00 am

Auto Bot wrote:Really?

Story of the day:

John: My wife is so fat. She wanted to lose some weight. So she went for horseback riding.

Tom: What's the result?

John: The horse lost 20 pounds!

Hahah!