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News Credits: 32 · by **UltraPrimal** » Wed May 21, 2008 11:27 pm

You know you've thought about. Simply put, what TransFormers would you name your kids after?

If I had a girl, I'd name her Arcee. I think it's a great name. Not sure if I had a boy. I can't think a good boy's name

by **artoni** » Wed May 21, 2008 11:30 pm

"Megatron, you stop beating on Optimus this instant! That face doesn't fool me, mister!"

Aside from the fact that people -have- changed their names to that, I honestly could see myself naming a kid Orion. It's 'normal' enough that I don't think people would realize his Mom was a Transformers fangirl in her youth.

by **Decatron** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:01 am

Magnus. I can imagine him not dealing with homework now. #-o

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:24 am

This would be a great Idea if you want your kid to grow up hating you.
With that said I'd name him Metroplex.

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:44 am

As much as I would like to support your naming a child after a TF, it's one of those things that sounds cool at the time but you may regret later on.

What I would offer as an idea is to choose names that you can use for an injoke. Say you really like the original minibots and have twins, if you choose names like Brian Bradley & Claudia Jean.
Brian Bradley = BB = Bumblebee
Claudia Jean = CJ = Cliffjumper

Kids get regular blah blah normal names, you know they are named after Autobots, and nobody else is none the wiser. For added kicks you could even dress them in yellow and red.

The basic convention works for most 2word names.

Personally i would be working on a S____ W____ for Soundwave.

by **Evil_the_Nub** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:57 am

Rodimus might work, but you'd pretty much be condemning him to a career in the adult film industry.

News Credits: 5 · by **Sledge** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:12 am

hanauta wrote:Magnus. I can imagine him not dealing with homework now.

Would you ever get tired of over-tightening jars, then asking him to open them? I wouldn't.

News Credits: 1 · by ***Galvatron*** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:19 am

Editor wrote:
Personally i would be working on a S____ W____ for Soundwave.

Steven Welker...another nod to Frank.

News Credits: 9 · by **Mykltron** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:38 am

UltraPrimal wrote:If I had a girl, I'd name her Arcee.

That poor kid. "stop getting ARSEY, Arcee!" all the time for the whole time she is in school.

by **Megatron's Lapdog** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:36 am

Evil_the_Nub wrote:Rodimus might work, but you'd pretty much be condemning him to a career in the adult film industry.

Especially if the middle name was Prime. My porn name is Peter Hertzer. :grin:

A friend of mine named his boy Anakin if that tells you something...

by **Pyrostrata** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:19 am

Naming your child after a Transformer....how much would that parent have to hate their child to attempt this?? Condemning them to a life of ridicule and abuse, especially in elementary and secondary school!

Sadly, even after saying this, I can actually see someone doing this....because some people are just that thoughtless....and STUPID!

by **Siren Prime** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:44 am

Jeez, Pyrostrata... taking this a little too seriously...

Hmmmm... Naming a kid after a TF....
You could name a girl Elita after Elita One. That's a pretty normal sounding name.

by **Pyrostrata** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:54 am

Siren Prime wrote:Jeez, Pyrostrata... taking this a little too seriously...

Maybe so. I said what I felt needed to be said.

by **Siren Prime** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:00 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:
Siren Prime wrote:Jeez, Pyrostrata... taking this a little too seriously...

Maybe so. I said what I felt needed to be said.

Fair enough.
I can't remember where I heard this or what the guy's first name was, but his last name was Hog.
He named his daughters Ima and Ura. :roll:

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:31 pm

Erector!
Thundercracker!
Convoy!
Stalker!

Just for the lulz, and no, I would never think about naming my kids like a TF, maybe Peter, Eddie or even Luke but that's it.

News Credits: 7 · by **Geekee1** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:17 pm

My wife shot down Owen Prime.

Yes it was a joke.

by **Pyrostrata** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:57 pm

Dead Metal wrote:Thundercracker!

It can be shortened to TC and all that, but the poor kid, sooner or later, would have to divulge what the letters stand for....and then, may the gods have mercy on that poor soul!

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri May 23, 2008 2:02 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Thundercracker!

It can be shortened to TC and all that, but the poor kid, sooner or later, would have to divulge what the letters stand for....and then, may the gods have mercy on that poor soul!

That's why I chose those names!