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by **Bluebullet** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:02 pm

Who will win in this battle of mascots? Burger King's "King" or McDonald's Ronald McDonald?

by **Big_yellow_glasses** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:17 pm

The King

hands down

he sneaks up in peoples bed and wakes them up

Ronald plays with little children

News Credits: 3 · by **Stormwolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:24 pm

by **Bluebullet** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:36 pm

Stormwolf wrote:

ROFLMAO!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:52 pm

You have no idea what Ronald McDonald is capable of.

by **Tifereth** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:45 pm

Stormwolf wrote:

huahuahuahua xD :grin:

Like Prowl76 on Facebook · by **Prowl76** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:20 pm

The King would own the clown.

by **DesalationReborn** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:59 pm

Shadowman wrote:You have no idea what Ronald McDonald is capable of.

For that reason, I'm not sure. The King has the V-aspect (as in 'Vendetta') going for him, while Ronald is a sadistic, vastly powerful corporate powerhouse with hundreds of henchmen at his dispostal.

by **Dagon** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:13 pm

Gotta go with the King.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:25 am

DesalationReborn wrote:
Shadowman wrote:You have no idea what Ronald McDonald is capable of.

For that reason, I'm not sure. The King has the V-aspect (as in 'Vendetta') going for him, while Ronald is a sadistic, vastly powerful corporate powerhouse with hundreds of henchmen at his dispostal.

"Over One Billion Served, And ALL of Them Will Kick Your Ass!"

by **Greed** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:15 am

Stormwolf wrote:

Well that solves that.

by **Mighty Scorponok** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:56 am

HAHAHAHAHHa thats some hillarious **** stormwolf. That sig of King blowing Ronalds mcDonalds head was hillarious....

Like Exulted Unicron on Facebook · by **Exulted Unicron** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:49 am

The King beats the clown/mime

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:34 pm

hail to the king baby

by **Bruciarsi** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:57 pm

The clown takes this. Hes always had an it quality about him.

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:30 pm

Stormwolf wrote:

Damn it, I was going to post that. I'm way too late, though...

Well, which one kills more people on their own, McDonalds or Burger King? Find the answer to that and you'll have your winner.

In my opinion, the King wins. He shows no emotion, he looks into your windows, he kills your girlfriend and gets on your bike, he eats your babies. Where is your god now?

by **Zombie Starscream** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:47 pm

The King's big plastic head is immune to punches. His big creepy grin can unnerve you from a thousand paces. He has the ability to sneak into your house without you knowing it and scare the crap out of you when you wake up with him next to you in the bed. He is a king, so he has the power to summon a legion of royal fryer cooks and front-counter servers to his side and throw your butt into a dungeon to rot.

So

The King Wins.

by **ScorpoMax** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:18 pm

I really want to give it to Ronald Mac, but that BK guy is so creepy (well, they're both creepy, but the King especially), he'd have to take the win. The Whopper's the best sandwich there is anyways.

Sides... :lol:

Stormwolf wrote:

by **snavej** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 12:20 pm

I'm reading a book called McLibel. It's a true story of how two Brits fought McDonalds in the UK courts about a 'libellous' leaflet that made various accusations against McDonalds. Some of these were found to be true but others weren't. In the end, the High Court ruled that the whole trial had been unfair on the defendants, who had to struggle hard for ten years against a super-wealthy corporation. The defendants were awarded damages and the law was changed. McDonalds came across as vindictive bullies, attacking foreigners for speaking freely in a free world.

Burger King should win because it seems a bit less evil.