The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

*Locust is still at his desk, waiting patiently*

sigh...

*a screaming chihuahua crashes through Locust's office window, landing on his desk as a bloody heap.*

Locust: FRED! Fred! What happened?

Chihuahua: I no know, sir. I get promoted to head of union this morning, then some psycho punts me over fence.

Locust: Wait? Promoted? What happened to the last guy? The one I wanted taken out?

Chihuahua: He stopped at chinese restaurant for directions. We never see him again.

*PW puts down his soup spoon* O.O

...

I KNEW that taste was familiar.

[Wheelimus Prime]

*celsius walks into the lady's bathroom and starts eating unhatched baby birds striaght from the eggs*

wow they really do taste like chicken

[Psycho Warrior]

*celsius walks into the lady's bathroom and starts eating unhatched baby birds striaght from the eggs*

wow they really do taste like chicken

I prefer to eat the freshly hatched young... in front of orphans.

[Wheelimus Prime]

yeah but crackin' em right out of the egg makes em taste better

[Psycho Warrior]

yeah but crackin' em right out of the egg makes em taste better

taste? What better taste then the mental scarring of forsaken children?

[The Happy Locust]

yeah but crackin' em right out of the egg makes em taste better

taste? What better taste then the mental scarring of forsaken children?

Mental scarring just adds ugly callousy topping to the brains. They're better served fresh.

[Psycho Warrior]

yeah but crackin' em right out of the egg makes em taste better

taste? What better taste then the mental scarring of forsaken children?

Mental scarring just adds ugly callousy topping to the brains. They're better served fresh.

Matter of opinion. Add a little mint jelly and scotch and they taste fine.

[The Happy Locust]

*Locust still sits at his desk, patiently waiting. *

sigh...

*The day just continues. He hasn't left his desk in over a week. *

sigh...

*someday, maybe, someone will tell him the bell to clock out is broken so he can go home. Or maybe not. *

[Psycho Warrior]

*Locust still sits at his desk, patiently waiting. *

sigh...

*The day just continues. He hasn't left his desk in over a week. *

sigh...

*someday, maybe, someone will tell him the bell to clock out is broken so he can go home. Or maybe not. *

*PW lights a flaming bag in front of locust's office door and in his mirth he forgot to knock to inform that there is a flaming bag on the floor*

[Wheelimus Prime]

*C/F falls from the top floor slamming onto the burning bag*


hm... is that burnt toast im smelling

[Psycho Warrior]

*C/F falls from the top floor slamming onto the burning bag*


hm... is that burnt toast im smelling

Well.... yeah. Let's leave it at that. Slink away. *slink slink slink*

[Halo]

*C/F falls from the top floor slamming onto the burning bag*


hm... is that burnt toast im smelling

Well.... yeah. Let's leave it at that. Slink away. *slink slink slink*

I'm certain that's not toast.

[Exdominus]

*slithers out of the smoke filled lab as a Dalek of my own design apperars behind me firing at me* **** I should have made it loyal to me damn it I screwed up

[Psycho Warrior]

*C/F falls from the top floor slamming onto the burning bag*


hm... is that burnt toast im smelling

Well.... yeah. Let's leave it at that. Slink away. *slink slink slink*

I'm certain that's not toast.

Halo wins a cookie... a stale cookie.

[Halo]

Well.... yeah. Let's leave it at that. Slink away. *slink slink slink*

I'm certain that's not toast.

Halo wins a cookie... a stale cookie.

A stale cookie is better than no cookie at all. *munches*

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo wins a cookie... a stale cookie.

A stale cookie is better than no cookie at all. *munches*

I'm surprised her teeth aren't falling out... I'm sure you could kill with that stale cookie.

[Exdominus]

HELP ME *is still running from his made creation*

Creation: Exfoliate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blastback]

Halo wins a cookie... a stale cookie.

A stale cookie is better than no cookie at all. *munches*

I'm surprised her teeth aren't falling out... I'm sure you could kill with that stale cookie.

It's Halo. Bullets and admins are scared of her. What chance does a cookie have?

[Psycho Warrior]

It's Halo. Bullets and admins are scared of her. What chance does a cookie have?

Yeah, halo scared the cookie into crumbling before her.

[Wheelimus Prime]

*walks into cafateria*

ill have 1 of everything on the menu, and supersize it, oh and a supersized diet coke, because im on a diet .

[Psycho Warrior]

*walks into cafateria*

ill have 1 of everything on the menu, and supersize it, oh and a supersized diet coke, because im on a diet .

would you like that in a cart, in your pants, or blended into a fine mush and injected into your bloodstream?

[Blastback]

*walks into cafateria*

ill have 1 of everything on the menu, and supersize it, oh and a supersized diet coke, because im on a diet .

would you like that in a cart, in your pants, or blended into a fine mush and injected into your bloodstream?

I('ll get the IV with the giant needle!"

[Wheelimus Prime]

*sits down waiting for the IV needle and notices the last guy to order at this resturant is lying dead on the floor*

[Psycho Warrior]

*sits down waiting for the IV needle and notices the last guy to order at this resturant is lying dead on the floor*

don;t worry, he's totally not dead and that's not blood coming out of his ears... and the two midgets are not about to drag him into the back and grind him up into kiddy meals.

[Wheelimus Prime]

*begin to start drooling* just serve the man warm on a platter and ill eat him raw fine cannibal dining (wait is it cannibal if im not human )