Tangent wrote:Whiner-tron wrote:Alright, if no one else is going to ask this I will;
If the universal greeting is the modem dial-up sound, what have our computers been trying to say to us?
Please stop kicking me when I freeze?
Stop spilling coffee on me?
Why do you constantly make me use Microsoft?!?! It's scary!
Or maybe
Will you stop looking up porn!