The Energon Pub

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:21 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:I'm not very good at this...

Here, this might help.

by **d_sel1** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:23 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
MasterSoundBlaster wrote:
Va'al wrote:
d_sel1 wrote:If this pufoolery doesn't stop, I will take PUNative actions.

Oh oh, I see.. Bringing out the big puns, hey?

Seems he never made it here in time. Gotta be more punctual, man.

Ooooh, someone just got Punked... I'm not very good at this...

Keep up your o-pun hostilities and I will pun-t y'all RKO style!
:grin:

News Credits: 251 · by **Mindmaster** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:35 pm

Who wants to read a military-themed joke? Prior apology for not having any focus on wordplay/puns.

The Company Commander and the First Sergeant were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the First Sergeant said, "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

The CO said, "I see millions of stars."

1st Sgt.: "And what does that tell you, sir?"

CO: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?"

1st Sgt.: "Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent."

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:49 pm

We have been BURNdened with glorious BURNpose.

BURN takes on many aspects, many faces, many facets of BURNing glory.

Witness as he proves his METAL and GENEROSITY.

Witness as he deBURNstrates his LOYALTY.

Welcome our new oBURNlord.

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ALL HAIL BURN

News Credits: 16 · by **It Is Him** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:56 pm

Shots fired! Shots fired!

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:03 pm

This thread is giving me heartBURN...

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:32 pm

I'd lock this thread, but you know ... MINDMASTER WOULD JUST SCREW IT UP!

News Credits: 251 · by **Mindmaster** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:43 pm

Burn wrote:I'd lock this thread, but you know ... MINDMASTER WOULD JUST SCREW IT UP!

I WAS JUST BEING NICE TO HENRY

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:54 pm

Mindmaster wrote:
Burn wrote:I'd lock this thread, but you know ... MINDMASTER WOULD JUST SCREW IT UP!

I WAS JUST BEING NICE TO HENRY

Oh hell...they're yelling at each other...everyone, take cover...

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:59 pm

Don't get too close. You might get BURNed.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:12 pm

Mindmaster wrote:
Burn wrote:I'd lock this thread, but you know ... MINDMASTER WOULD JUST SCREW IT UP!

I WAS JUST BEING NICE TO HENRY

I KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUU™®©

News Credits: 251 · by **Mindmaster** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:17 pm

Burn wrote:
Mindmaster wrote:
Burn wrote:I'd lock this thread, but you know ... MINDMASTER WOULD JUST SCREW IT UP!

I WAS JUST BEING NICE TO HENRY

I KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUU™®©

DON'T YOU HAVE AN UNHOLY TRINITY IN A HOT, SWEATY CLUB CLUB (sponsored by Seibertron.com™) MEETING TO ATTEND?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:22 pm

NO SUCH THING EXISTS!

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:38 am

Whoa, what did I just wander into here? I was looking for puns. This is not puns. This is.... Something else entirely.

Wait. Should I have typed that in caps? Did I need to yell to be heard?

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:48 am

ScoutBumblebee wrote: Should I have typed that in caps? Did I need to yell to be heard?

I don't think it's so much audio reception as it is cerebral comprehension.

What I'm saying is they're yelling at each other because they're idiots.

News Credits: 16 · by **It Is Him** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:47 am

It's probably best to just walk away, and pretend you saw nothing.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:21 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
ScoutBumblebee wrote: Should I have typed that in caps? Did I need to yell to be heard?

I don't think it's so much audio reception as it is cerebral comprehension. What I'm saying is they're yelling at each other because they're idiots.

And what I'm saying is you just got bumped to above Henry on the list.

Expect the Unholy Trinity of...oh hell it's too friggin long to remember. I'm going to bed.

Someone harass Henry for me seeing as Mindmaster ruins things and ScoutBumblebee won't do it.