The Energon Pub

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:04 am

Galvatron: I come to eternia in peace....
He-Man: Well, if you say so... *turns around*
KAPOW! LASER TO THE HEAD!
Galvatron laughs and drinks energon in celebration, then shoots the planet underneath him, sending him into orbit.
Later, in space.......
Turns out vader survived the death star explosion in episode six and is fully regenerated.
However, galvatron, after having drank to much energon, hurtles through space, laughing, and his body blows through Vader's imperial cruiser, sucking vader and all personal out into space and into a nearby star. Galvatron is galvonized. he lies down on the sun and enjoys a nice, hot Plasma bath to the sound of melting bodies. he looks up and sees a Capsole Corp ship from earth fly by. He fallows it to planet namek were he scans a local life form and squashes him. from that day on, he was known as freiza. his father rebuilt him after he was defeated, and after he got split in half by trunks, he was rebuilt into a full on robot, he scanns a giant purple capsole corp howatzer cannon, and now he is galvatron once again, only with the capsole corp logo tatoo'd on his ass
the end

News Credits: 3 · by **ArmadaPrime** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:46 am

robofreak wrote:
Counterpunch wrote:Donkey Kong wins.

Whatever you have to say, Donkey Kong wins.

Unless Armada Megatron shows up. If that happens, then the trinity of Donkey Kong, Alternity Backstop, and Armada Megatron create heaven on Earth.

I now have an insane urge to paint a Beast Wars Optimus Primal Brown and give him a neck tie.

Do it.
it would be hilarious and now i need to see it or i will be driven slowly insane.
that is, more insane.

but yaeh so anyways kirby would win.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:47 am

Bloody nerds.

by **decepta-scott** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:03 am

Blast Cannon wrote:Bloody nerds.

Says the guy with just under ten thousand posts on a sight dedicated to toys and cartoons who boasts a tech spec bio that is maxed out with infinity stats. (proving that you, like every other member here are not only ALSO a nerd, but totally immersed in a fantasy world)
Well Im totally depressed now. I was called a nerd. Nothing to do now but hop into my supra and drive to my nice home in a nice neighborhood. Eat a great home cooked breakfast cooked by my beautiful wife while we talk about the paid vacation were gonna take here shortly. Feed any left overs to my awesome expensive boxer.
After that Ill go to my jym and hit the weights and tanning bed. Ill drive back home and have a shower before "relaxing" with my beautiful wife.
Hopefully all that will help me get over being called a "nerd" but I doubt it. :roll:

by **Blast Cannon** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:44 am

decepta-scott wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:Bloody nerds.

Says the guy with just under ten thousand posts on a sight dedicated to toys and cartoons who boasts a tech spec bio that is maxed out with infinity stats. (proving that you, like every other member here are not only ALSO a nerd, but totally immersed in a fantasy world)
Well Im totally depressed now. I was called a nerd. Nothing to do now but hop into my supra and drive to my nice home in a nice neighborhood. Eat a great home cooked breakfast cooked by my beautiful wife while we talk about the paid vacation were gonna take here shortly. Feed any left overs to my awesome expensive boxer.
After that Ill go to my jym and hit the weights and tanning bed. Ill drive back home and have a shower before "relaxing" with my beautiful wife.
Hopefully all that will help me get over being called a "nerd" but I doubt it.

You use a tanning bed?

by **decepta-scott** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:56 am

You use a tanning bed?

You betcha! Looking into posting pics of my wife my dogs my collection and myself. Just need access to the cpu tower at my local coffee house.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:02 am

You have all these things, but no internet connection at your house? :DANCE:

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:27 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:You have all these things, but no internet connection at your house?

SHUSHUSHUSHAW!

by **Stormer** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:52 pm

I just had a completely nerdy thought...(wait - I think that actually happens a lot...)

What if:
Galvitron WAS a Jedi, and wielded a HeMan sword? He'd be downright unstoppable!

Yep, when in doubt, just combine everything into one big goofy puddle of nerd pudding!

by **Blast Cannon** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:21 pm

Stormer wrote:I just had a completely nerdy thought...(wait - I think that actually happens a lot...)

What if:
Galvitron WAS a Jedi, and wielded a HeMan sword? He'd be downright unstoppable!

Yep, when in doubt, just combine everything into one big goofy puddle of nerd pudding!

Jedi Galvatron wielding Heman's sword? Jesus Christ, we have sunk to new depths here...

Website · by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:54 pm

All would bow before the power of Pinkie Pie!

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:26 pm

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:All would bow before the power of Pinkie Pie!

YOUR BRAKING THE THIRD WALL! YOUR BREAKING THE THIRD WALL!

by **JetOptimus23** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:28 am

BeastProwl wrote:Galvatron: I come to eternia in peace....
He-Man: Well, if you say so... *turns around*
KAPOW! LASER TO THE HEAD!
Galvatron laughs and drinks energon in celebration, then shoots the planet underneath him, sending him into orbit.
Later, in space.......
Turns out vader survived the death star explosion in episode six and is fully regenerated.
However, galvatron, after having drank to much energon, hurtles through space, laughing, and his body blows through Vader's imperial cruiser, sucking vader and all personal out into space and into a nearby star. Galvatron is galvonized. he lies down on the sun and enjoys a nice, hot Plasma bath to the sound of melting bodies. he looks up and sees a Capsole Corp ship from earth fly by. He fallows it to planet namek were he scans a local life form and squashes him. from that day on, he was known as freiza. his father rebuilt him after he was defeated, and after he got split in half by trunks, he was rebuilt into a full on robot, he scanns a giant purple capsole corp howatzer cannon, and now he is galvatron once again, only with the capsole corp logo tatoo'd on his ass
the end

You listening, IDW? Make it!

Seriously, everybody knows who wins....

me. your nerd fights are a source of endless entertainment. :twisted:

by **ecastlinhutch** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:50 am

Galvatron is uncontrollable. I am more afraid of him then Darth vader. Galvatron is basically an unpredictable psychotic. If he has the power to vaporize the planet he is extremely powerful.

by **decepta-scott** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:21 am

Blast Cannon wrote:You have all these things, but no internet connection at your house?

What? ROTFLMFAO!!
Lets see now. You think that Renting a nice home in a nice neighborhood,having a jym membership,owning a ten yr old toyota supra, owning a 300 dollar boxer, having a pretty wife and eating a home cooked breakfast every morning is impossible to obtain if you dont have a cpu and internet connection? I guess infinity intelligence isnt what it used to be. That, or you dont leave the house enough to realize that there are real life women out there that you dont need a cpu and credit card to see.

With the exception of my wife what I have isnt that hard to obtain if you are willing to work and arent to lazy to attent a bit of school. The wife thing though... Im betting youd have a hard time pulling that off.
I did own a lap top but pawned it about six months back. I dont have enough need for a cpu to buy another, plus I enjoy going to the coffee house. You see,I never claimed to be rich infact Im usually broke. Having said that, I could afford to put one on my credit card if I wanted to.
I guess my point is I am far to happy in my life to care that someone who is obviously a nerd waltzed into my thread to call me a nerd.
:grin:

SHUSHUSHUSHAW!

Uh hu....Ghazoontight???

by **Stormer** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:14 am

decepta-scott wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:You have all these things, but no internet connection at your house?

What? ROTFLMFAO!!
Lets see now. You think that Renting a nice home in a nice neighborhood,having a jym membership,owning a ten yr old toyota supra, owning a 300 dollar boxer, having a pretty wife and eating a home cooked breakfast every morning is impossible to obtain if you dont have a cpu and internet connection? I guess infinity intelligence isnt what it used to be. That, or you dont leave the house enough to realize that there are real life women out there that you dont need a cpu and credit card to see.
With the exception of my wife what I have isnt that hard to obtain if you are willing to work and arent to lazy to attent a bit of school. The wife thing though... Im betting youd have a hard time pulling that off.
I did own a lap top but pawned it about six months back. I dont have enough need for a cpu to buy another, plus I enjoy going to the coffee house. You see,I never claimed to be rich infact Im usually broke. Having said that, I could afford to put one on my credit card if I wanted to.
I guess my point is I am far to happy in my life to care that someone who is obviously a nerd waltzed into my thread to call me a nerd.

Just admit you're a nerd and be proud of it! Just think how happy you'll be when you can stop hiding the nerd inside and just be yourself! The rest of us have come to terms with that a long time ago...That's why we can get away with calling you one with a clear conscience! :lol:

by **decepta-scott** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:34 am

Perhaps I havnt made this clear. Im not sure how I havnt, but let me put it in no uncertain terms.. AHEM...I AM A NERD. I LOVE "NERD" CULTURE. I AM HAPPY BEING A NERD. I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS OF THAT.
Im not going to let someone get away with calling us nerds while engaging heavily in the very same nerdy activity. It didnt help matters that the same person went into my other thread and basically told me to stop asking questions of board members and "do some research" So, yeah.
Take care.

by **Stormer** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:51 am

decepta-scott wrote:Perhaps I havnt made this clear. Im not sure how I havnt, but let me put it in no uncertain terms.. AHEM...I AM A NERD. I LOVE "NERD" CULTURE. I AM HAPPY BEING A NERD. I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS OF THAT.
Im not going to let someone get away with calling us nerds while engaging heavily in the very same nerdy activity. It didnt help matters that the same person went into my other thread and basically told me to stop asking questions of board members and "do some research" So, yeah.
Take care.

Well, I don't think you should stop asking questions. I mean, that's what a forum is for. Besides, what fun would a forum be if we all just did research and didn't interact with one another. There are some who are might tell you that, but most of us are happy for the discussions, the nerdy arguments and other miscellaneous entertainment here - you just never know what or whose perspective you might learn something from and what we could learn from you. And, while you might be ribbed once in a while for being a nerd or your skills at building sentences and punctuation, it's all good!

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:36 pm

decepta-scott wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:You have all these things, but no internet connection at your house?

What? ROTFLMFAO!!
Lets see now. You think that Renting a nice home in a nice neighborhood,having a jym membership,owning a ten yr old toyota supra, owning a 300 dollar boxer, having a pretty wife and eating a home cooked breakfast every morning is impossible to obtain if you dont have a cpu and internet connection? I guess infinity intelligence isnt what it used to be. That, or you dont leave the house enough to realize that there are real life women out there that you dont need a cpu and credit card to see.
With the exception of my wife what I have isnt that hard to obtain if you are willing to work and arent to lazy to attent a bit of school. The wife thing though... Im betting youd have a hard time pulling that off.
I did own a lap top but pawned it about six months back. I dont have enough need for a cpu to buy another, plus I enjoy going to the coffee house. You see,I never claimed to be rich infact Im usually broke. Having said that, I could afford to put one on my credit card if I wanted to.
I guess my point is I am far to happy in my life to care that someone who is obviously a nerd waltzed into my thread to call me a nerd.

Wait, so you spend your spare time in a coffee house posting on internet message boards about Transformers, instead of at home with your pretty wife and 300 dollar boxer? Man, married life must be sweet.

It didnt help matters that the same person went into my other thread and basically told me to stop asking questions of board members and "do some research" So, yeah.

I did?

by **decepta-scott** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:44 am

Blast Cannon wrote:Wait, so you spend your spare time in a coffee house posting on internet message boards about Transformers, instead of at home with your pretty wife and 300 dollar boxer? Man, married life must be sweet.

Now your simply misquoting me in an effort to make me look silly. Im guessing you believe that gives you an edge? It dosent work that way my friend. I lead an active life but I assure you I spend plenty of time at home with Melissa and Bo Bo and I love it. Never did I say that I spend ALL MY FREE TIME at a coffee house.
Married life is indeed sweet. At least mine is.

Blast Cannon wrote:I did?

Yeah well speaking of misquoting it seems I owe you an apology. It was another abrsasive member that typed that statement. Having said that, it dosent excuse you from your other rude and hypocritical statements.

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:10 am

decepta-scott wrote: Now your simply misquoting me in an effort to make me look silly. Im guessing you believe that gives you an edge? It dosent work that way my friend. I lead an active life but I assure you I spend plenty of time at home with Melissa and Bo Bo and I love it. Never did I say that I spend ALL MY FREE TIME at a coffee house.
Married life is indeed sweet. At least mine is.

Why would I deliberately misquote to achieve such things when you're doing such a good job of it yourself?

And I can't believe you spend that amount of money on a dog, only to call it Bo Bo. Somebody should call the RSPCA.

by **Stormer** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:24 pm

Hoooooo Weeeeee! This IS getting to be a touchy subject! 8-}

by **Treetop Maximus** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:11 pm

by **MGrotusque** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:18 am

Good times indeed!! :BLACKEYE:

by **dinogeist** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:39 am

I think that He-man sentence in the thread starter should be re-written as it makes no sense..

I'd prefer it be re-written as: "He-man isn't that intelligent therefore any jedi/dark jedi mind control has no effect. after all you can't control a mind that isn't their to begin with."