The Energon Pub

by **Badass Grimlock** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:23 pm

Pick a transformer from any continuity.

Now pick the candidate that transformer will most likely choose.

Up to 2 endorsers each post.

To start it out:

G1 Optimus Prime has endorsed Barack Obama!

Animated Sentinel Prime has endorsed John McCain. Idiot. :sad:

by **Meister cries inside** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:30 pm

Starscream endorses McCain for president when he is in his presence but endorses himself for president when McCain isn't around to anyone who will listen.

Ultra Magnus can't deal with endorsing a candidate for the presidency right now.

News Credits: 7 · by **Omega Charge** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:19 pm

Jazz endorses Obama.

Kup likes Mccain.

News Credits: 5 · by **Sledge** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:08 am

None of the Transformers endorse either of the candidates, as they can't tell what either candidate actually stands for apart from "Don't vote for the other guy."

News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:29 pm

Bonecrusher hates them both.

by **StarThunderWarp** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:43 pm

Skywarp pushes both candidates down tthe stairs

by **Badass Grimlock** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:34 pm

Meister cries inside wrote:Starscream endorses McCain for president when he is in his presence but endorses himself for president when McCain isn't around to anyone who will listen.

Ultra Magnus can't deal with endorsing a candidate for the presidency right now.

LOL

Grimlock (all of them except RID) endorses Obama!

Wheelie endorses McCain.

by **SentinelA** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:48 am

Sledge wrote:None of the Transformers endorse either of the candidates, as they can't tell what either candidate actually stands for apart from "Don't vote for the other guy."

Good Answer. Lets not drag TFs into politics. It lessens them. Prime would never endorse Obama, nor would he endorse McCain.

by **Auto Bot** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:19 pm

Megatron shoots Obama and McCain, and exclaimed, "Such heroic nonsense!"

Then proceeded to scrap the election and declared himself Emperor of the Galactic Empire.

*insert Star Wars soundtrack here*

by **Meister cries inside** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:36 pm

Auto Bot wrote:Megatron shoots Obama and McCain, and exclaimed, "Such heroic nonsense!"

Then proceeded to scrap the election and declared himself Emperor of the Galactic Empire.

*insert Star Wars soundtrack here*

Where we then find out in future prequels that Megs was a whiny teenager with poor acting skills that got Arcee pregnant out of wedlock.

The unborn children (yes, Arce has twins) end up being Rodimus Prime Star Sabre.

by **Auto Bot** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:07 pm

Meister cries inside wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:Megatron shoots Obama and McCain, and exclaimed, "Such heroic nonsense!"

Then proceeded to scrap the election and declared himself Emperor of the Galactic Empire.

*insert Star Wars soundtrack here*

Where we then find out in future prequels that Megs was a whiny teenager with poor acting skills that got Arcee pregnant out of wedlock.

The unborn children (yes, Arce has twins) end up being Rodimus Prime Star Sabre.

*insert another Star Wars jingle here*

News Credits: 97 · by **Savage** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:36 pm

Meverix wrote:Bonecrusher hates them both.

QFT.

Also,

Megatron for President.
Why vote for a lesser evil?

News Credits: 3 · by **Dread_Wing** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:08 pm

Galvatron blasts Cyclonus, then kills them both... problem solved.

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:19 am

Cannabis Prime for Obama!

and Scrapper agrees.

by **Uber Galvatron** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:00 pm

Animated Blitzwing can't decide.
His calm face wants to vote for Obama

His angry face wants to vote for McCain :-x

And his crazy face wants to vote for both 8-}

Now thats Politics!

by **Badass Grimlock** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:13 am

Uber Galvatron wrote:Animated Blitzwing can't decide.
His calm face wants to vote for Obama
His angry face wants to vote for McCain
And his crazy face wants to vote for both

Now thats Politics!

Holy Bricks that is funny!

Dinobot chooses Obama. Let the battle be joined.

And tell Ultra Magnus if he can't deal with it by election day, i'll ionize him!