The Energon Pub

by **BG the Robit** » Sat May 13, 2017 11:24 pm

My dad borrowed the camera, so these pics are from my phone. (The camera is better. -.-)

Please, please, please take me with!
Oh, sure. Now you wanna go. :roll:

Now, where is-

What the?!

You wanna stop over by my shelf tonight?
Don't listen to the tiny. What you want is a bigger bot.
Ugh...
HEY!

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER!
Ack!

Hey, we actually live here!
Yeah, it's only fair!
I saw her first!
Huh?

*fighting noises*

Now, where were we?

It has begun...

by **BG the Robit** » Sun May 14, 2017 11:31 pm

BG, get me a Windblade, please please, please!
GET OFF ME!!!
...Please?

I SAID GET OFF!
Will you, though? You said you saw one at the store not too long ago.
Yeah, and I passed her over to get Soundwave. I highly doubt she's even there anymore.

Also, here's something I just want to point out on a birthday card I had gotten:

It says Robots in Disguise (clearly the 2015 version)...

That is not Robots in Disguise. :-P

Finally, back to the camera!

These guys went to my cousin's. (This is the day I left them.

)

What're you doing?
I was going to see if there are as many Bumblebees here as the ones at home are always bragging about. So, please move.
Uh, hate to break it to you, dude, but...

...those aren't yellow.

Ah... dude, it's so comfy in here!

Yeah, maybe for you...

Alright, you saw the fort-thing. let's go.
You don't need to be so... I'm not sure if bossy is the right word or not...
It works.

You do remember BG told me to keep an eye on you?
Yeah, to make sure I don't "re-hurt" my leg, whatever that's supposed to mean. I mean, come on...

...it's not like anyone's trying to hurt me.

Next time, Prime...

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:45 pm

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

You wanna stop over by my shelf tonight?
Don't listen to the tiny. What you want is a bigger bot.

...wut. Um...

Okay, I am either spotting a huge unintentional innuendo, or...

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:
Now, where were we?

...Okay, I am thinking this wasn't unintentional. :shock:

by **BG the Robit** » Mon May 15, 2017 9:08 pm

SillyMcGilly wrote:
Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

You wanna stop over by my shelf tonight?
Don't listen to the tiny. What you want is a bigger bot.

...wut. Um...

Okay, I am either spotting a huge unintentional innuendo, or...

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:
Now, where were we?

...Okay, I am thinking this wasn't unintentional.

I was playing a video game while reading this. You made my character fall into the lava pit.

...And that was unintentional. :lol:

by **BG the Robit** » Tue May 16, 2017 12:03 am

You're just trying so hard to be "Owner's Pet", aren't you?
...

You don't have an alt-mode.
Sure I do!

See? Missile... thingy.
Sure. Shoulders up, legs together, feet down? Easy.

There. Am I a missile yet?
Aye yai yai...

And you're sure... no doubt in your mind?
What the- yes, Chromedome! She is not a Starscream fangirl! Why do you keep asking me that?!

Oof!
Why?

Because you just tripped over 14 examples that just might think differently.
I hate my life.

The 'Cons had a get-together.

This is gonna be fun... (And I hate that blanket with the bug on it...)

My friend had a birthday party.

Bye, bots, I'll be back later to pick you up for church- hm?
??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Aw, sorry, Soundwave, I can't take you with me this time.

Optimus was taken to church.

Get down from there! You are not cleared for rock-climbing the fireplace!

You're not very good at hide-and-seek, are you?

Banana...
No. Do you remember what happened the last time an Optimus ate a banana?
I know, I know... Trukk not Munky.

If you make any kind of mommy-daddy joke, I will crush you.

I come back later...

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Tue May 16, 2017 1:25 pm

That last bit. :-P

by **BG the Robit** » Tue May 16, 2017 1:48 pm

SillyMcGilly wrote: That last bit.

Here's the actual picture, instead of a picture of the picture. :-P

by **BG the Robit** » Tue May 16, 2017 11:41 pm

When will I get a lap to sit on again?
In a month.
Aw...

Blue came with.

He's, ah, he's tired.

Uh... a little help?

Fire and Ice.(His idea entirely, I don't know what that means.)

How to Ride a DinoLegobot

*muffled yelling*
No way, I'm not taking you out! You're quiet in there. *turns on stasis pod and leaves*

*blaster fires*

What? Who just did that?

Who are you? And do you like ramp-jumping? Wait, you're a jet, so I guess not... is cloud-jumping a thing?

Um, okay. Bye, I guess.

I wonder how cloud-jumping feels...

That just went against almost every scouting mission regula-
Cut him some slack, Strongarm. You did the right thing, kid.

I just hope we don't end up regretting it.
(Does anyone know the name of that jet toy? My brother and cousin keep calling him Windblade and it drives me CRAZY!)

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Wed May 17, 2017 1:31 pm

That's the Legobot I was thinking of getting!

Is that an actual stasis pod toy? I didn't know that existed! :shock:

I believe his name is Jetstorm. Or maybe that's the Animated brother of Jetfire...

Ahh he's pretty much Jetstorm.

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Wed May 17, 2017 1:34 pm

His name is Stormshot. I think.

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Wed May 17, 2017 1:44 pm

Sigma Magnus wrote:His name is Stormshot. I think.

Ahh that it is.

I was close. :-P

by **BG the Robit** » Wed May 17, 2017 3:52 pm

SillyMcGilly wrote:That's the Legobot I was thinking of getting!

Is that an actual stasis pod toy? I didn't know that existed!

I believe his name is Jetstorm. Or maybe that's the Animated brother of Jetfire...

Ahh he's pretty much Jetstorm.

Yes, it's a stasis pod. I think it came with one of the many, many Bumblebee toys my cousin has. (So dang jealous!)

On RiD, Jetstorm is the best Minicon in the world Drift's black Minicon. And I told the boys (brother & cousin) to make up a new name for it. They decided Highflier. Better than calling it Windblade while they have the actual Windblade toy in their right hand.

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Wed May 17, 2017 6:26 pm

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:
On RiD, Jetstorm is the best Minicon in the world Drift's black Minicon. And I told the boys (brother & cousin) to make up a new name for it. They decided Highflier. Better than calling it Windblade while they have the actual Windblade toy in their right hand.

Bet so.

by **BG the Robit** » Wed May 17, 2017 7:02 pm

SillyMcGilly wrote:
Bee's Girlfriend wrote:
On RiD, Jetstorm is the best Minicon in the world Drift's black Minicon. And I told the boys (brother & cousin) to make up a new name for it. They decided Highflier. Better than calling it Windblade while they have the actual Windblade toy in their right hand.

Bet so.

I found out his real name!

It's Stormshot. And it was a lot easier to find than I thought it would be.

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Wed May 17, 2017 7:03 pm

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:
SillyMcGilly wrote:
Bee's Girlfriend wrote:
On RiD, Jetstorm is the best Minicon in the world Drift's black Minicon. And I told the boys (brother & cousin) to make up a new name for it. They decided Highflier. Better than calling it Windblade while they have the actual Windblade toy in their right hand.

Bet so.

I found out his real name! It's Stormshot. And it was a lot easier to find than I thought it would be.

Was it from reading a couple posts above?

by **BG the Robit** » Wed May 17, 2017 7:32 pm

Did not see that, sorry. :oops:

by **BG the Robit** » Wed May 17, 2017 11:38 pm

Well, guess what? Someone *cough* Sideswipe *cough cough* ran off with my camera.

Did you see where Sideswipe went?
Beep beedeep. (Over on the computer desk with the others.)
Others?

What are you guys doing?
Uh... making a music video.
...

Give me that!
Whoa! Okay, okay.
And seriously? Bee as the star? Everyone knows Tumbler's a better actor.

What? You think I'm the director?
You were using the dunce cap as a megaphone and I heard the word "explosion".
*nervous chuckle* So?
Dude. Megaphone. Explosion. Obvious.

Give it.
But-
Give it.

Fine. Now you're just gonna put it back in that dirty chest.
It's not dirty, and no. I have a better idea...

Really?
Yep, this piece is officially yours... for the next week day hour.

Pancakes? For dinner? You - mm! - are a genius.
I... take it you like pancakes.

Long skit tomorrow (as long as I'm not distracted with my video games again :BANG_HEAD:

) continuing with the Ratchet with the broken off wheel.

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Thu May 18, 2017 6:01 pm

If only I could fix wheels better than hot gluing them on and them not being able to turn anymore. *sigh*

Or, I dunno, if Hasbro didn't do STINKIN SNAP-ON WHEELS NOW. I hate those things! :-x

Pins are SO much better!

by **BG the Robit** » Thu May 18, 2017 7:35 pm

SillyMcGilly wrote:If only I could fix wheels better than hot gluing them on and them not being able to turn anymore. *sigh*

Or, I dunno, if Hasbro didn't do STINKIN SNAP-ON WHEELS NOW. I hate those things! Pins are SO much better!

If only I had the materials, I bet I could totally upgrade the snap-ons... :BANG_HEAD:

That Ratchet's wheel is lost. It's been gone for I don't know how long. One morning, there, the next - poof. And the weird thing is, the wheel disappeared exactly two days after Gwumpy's box was opened. Coincidence? (Realistic answer: yes. For the thread's sake: I think not.)

by **BG the Robit** » Mon May 22, 2017 9:30 pm

I am such a lazy scraphead, sorry for not posting. :BANG_HEAD:

So I then reconnected the wires-
Without replacing the full conduit?
Is that even possible?
Yes, you simply have to...
Ugh, if I hear any more "tech-talk", I'll die.

Ignore Sideswipe. This is a very important subject-
Whaa!
Ratchet?

Where'd he go?
Oh, good riddance.
Sideswipe!
What? Wait a minute...

Psst! Over here!
Ratchet? What are you-
Shh, hurry!

Sideswipe, come on.
But- *sigh* Alright.

Hey, wait, you're not our Ratchet, you're missing a wheel!
No, I'm not. This way.

Welcome back, sir- you were followed?!
No, no, they're with me.

We're going to the other Ratchet.
Oh, of-of course. Go on ahead.

Hey,what are-
I'm watching you.

Ratchet! Are you alright?
I'm fine.
Are you sure? They didn't do anything to you?
Don't worry, Chromedome. Everything's alright.

Sir, did I do well guarding the imposter?
He's not an imposter.
Prisoner, then?
No. We're protecting him.
Eh, if you don't mind my asking, protecting him from what?

From the other Ratchet.
You mean Gwumpy?
...I see you've met. He leads most of the toys in this house - and cruelly, too. I managed to get out of there. When Strongarm followed me, he managed to strip her of her Autobot badge. She's lucky that's all.
We're planning to get that Ratchet out of command.
That's a big job for two bots.

That's why we're not just two.
(I wish that Hotwheels rug wasn't there. But hey, it's the little kid's room, and that's where he wanted it.)

*growls*

Moments Later...

The dang rebels are teaming up with new collections.
BAH! They take our base, they take our warriors, now they take our alliances!
Actually, none of those things were ours-
Lieutenant? Shut up.

by **BG the Robit** » Tue May 23, 2017 3:17 pm

So, my cousin seems to be able to locate Gwumpy with pinpoint accuracy whenever he wants him. But guess what? Today, right when I'm in the middle of a storyline with that Ratchet, it's apparently decided it's a good idea to loose him. So, a (hopefully small) hiatus on that for a bit. :BANG_HEAD: