The Energon Pub

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:46 pm

Anybody want to listen to women troubles? Any of the "oldies" around here gimme a PM. Feeling like this guy --> :BOOM:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:49 pm

Why would I pm you when I could just Facebook stalk you?

by **Court Jester** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:32 am

Hey... Mom... You ever get that not so fresh feeling...

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:48 am

Burn wrote:Why would I pm you when I could just Facebook stalk you?

One of the scariest things about Burn is that he has multiple options to get close enough for that killing blow. And that he tells you.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:44 pm

Me, Grimlock! wrote:
Burn wrote:Why would I pm you when I could just Facebook stalk you?

One of the scariest things about Burn is that he has multiple options to get close enough for that killing blow. And that he tells you.

What M,G! failed to mention is that before the killing blow, I will hug you.

Tightly.

News Credits: 1 · by **Wigglez** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:59 pm

So, who's having women troubles?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:04 pm

My on again off again (currently off and staying off) girlfriend of the last two years thinks I have a rude phone manner, need to lose weight, and am childish.

Does that constitute women troubles?

News Credits: 1 · by **Wigglez** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:12 pm

Yes and no. Me personally, I would say oh well or whatever. However, you're not me so I would say clean up the act, just a little and see what happens from there. The weight loss, tell her to start losing weight first or deal with your looks.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:17 pm

lol ... in reality, I don't have a poor phone manner, I just can't take personal phone calls at work (things i've explained to her)

I am losing weight, i'm even seeing "experts" about it. She however is on one of those weight loss shake diet things.

And as for being childish ... I only asked that she talk to me more instead of making me wait days for a response for a text message. Apparently her asking me to lose weight was okay, but me asking her to talk more was childish.

So really, no troubles now that i'm done with her.

News Credits: 1 · by **Wigglez** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:25 pm

Then appearently you're just better off without her

News Credits: 273 · by **Delicon** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:03 pm

Me, Grimlock! wrote:
Burn wrote:Why would I pm you when I could just Facebook stalk you?

One of the scariest things about Burn is that he has multiple options to get close enough for that killing blow. And that he tells you.

Burn enjoys stalking. A few years ago, he used google to find my deli's most recent board of health report.

I'd hate to think how dangerous he would be if he didn't live thousands of miles away (unless that's a front and he's currently outside my window)

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:54 pm

See you at the movies later ...

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:57 pm

Delicon wrote:
Me, Grimlock! wrote:
Burn wrote:Why would I pm you when I could just Facebook stalk you?

One of the scariest things about Burn is that he has multiple options to get close enough for that killing blow. And that he tells you.

Burn enjoys stalking. A few years ago, he used google to find my deli's most recent board of health report.

I'd hate to think how dangerous he would be if he didn't live thousands of miles away (unless that's a front and he's currently outside my window)

Im sure he lives in australia. I also believe he has no life whatsoever and is likely on a plane heading to your location right now.

News Credits: 1 · by **Wigglez** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:02 am

Anybody is capable of anything.

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:09 am

just remember if you get that murder death stabby feeling that violent video games are very cathartic......or may make you want to murder death stab stare at chickens even more.