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News Credits: 1 · by **maximus primus** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:42 am

earlier i made a post about how i loath april fools, it seems to have caught on so how about we all talk about the worst april fools jokes we ever heard of. a couple of years ago tfw2005 made a post that transformers the movie was canceled and replaced with something call transmorphers. unfortunatly i didn't remember the date and was made to believe it. so, that's mine, i may have had more bad ones but i cant remember, how about you.

by **Pyrostrata** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:01 am

I could expound on my worst/best April Fools' joke ever, but I would be admitting to first degree felony assault with an explosive, so I best not!

by **Grahf** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:04 am

While not the worst, this one sure pissed me off. Last year Adult Swim ran an advertisement that they were going to air the full ATHF movie before it was released in theatres. I didn't even consider that the air date was Apr. 1st. They ended up playing the whole thing, but it was only about a 1" square in the bottom right of the screen.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:27 am

Frankly TFW2005's Transmorphers joke was bad, especially when you compare it to when they turned the entire site into a site dedicated to Care Bears. Now THAT was classic. :grin:

Oh wait ... worst. Yeah, I got nothing. 'cause it's all in good fun, even the kicks to the nuts.

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:16 am

The worst April Fools jokes are done by Mushroomhead every freaking year.

They aren't bad, as in tricky and clever, but they are bad because they are just terrible.

Every year up until this year Stitch has claimed he's leaving. this year Gravy is claiming he's leaving to start a band called Boneder...

by **archangel21** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:05 am

Gamespot's World of Starcraft article....

AA21

Like Evolution Prime on Facebook · by **Evolution Prime** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:28 am

maximus primus wrote:earlier i made a post about how i loath april fools, it seems to have caught on so how about we all talk about the worst april fools jokes we ever heard of. a couple of years ago tfw2005 made a post that transformers the movie was canceled and replaced with something call transmorphers. unfortunatly i didn't remember the date and was made to believe it. so, that's mine, i may have had more bad ones but i cant remember, how about you.

What, this movie. Horrible, absolutely horrible. If you want a really bad April Fools joke, make someone watch this.

News Credits: 1 · by ***Galvatron*** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:35 am

Pyrostrata wrote:I could expound on my worst/best April Fools' joke ever, but I would be admitting to first degree felony assault with an explosive, so I best not!

Sheesh Pyro...I just got a new post sig the other day but when I saw this I nearly wanted to change it however it's funny enough to save for later! :twisted:

by **Pyrostrata** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:38 am

***Galvatron*** wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:I could expound on my worst/best April Fools' joke ever, but I would be admitting to first degree felony assault with an explosive, so I best not!

Sheesh Pyro...I just got a new post sig the other day but when I saw this I nearly wanted to change it however it's funny enough to save for later!

Save and use at your leisure! Always nice to be sig-worthy from time to time! :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by ***Galvatron*** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:39 am

Pyrostrata wrote:
***Galvatron*** wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:I could expound on my worst/best April Fools' joke ever, but I would be admitting to first degree felony assault with an explosive, so I best not!

Sheesh Pyro...I just got a new post sig the other day but when I saw this I nearly wanted to change it however it's funny enough to save for later!

Save and use at your leisure! Always nice to be sig-worthy from time to time!

Only problem is I was planning on keeping "molds" around until TF2 or well after it's release...hahaha

by **Pyrostrata** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:41 am

by **Mephalarse** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:37 am

1nce this guy not naming any names said peter cullen was dead and i was like omg wtf but then it turned out to be this dumb scientsit so i was

like whew well that was a fun day

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:48 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:I could expound on my worst/best April Fools' joke ever, but I would be admitting to first degree felony assault with an explosive, so I best not!

My last April fools prank ended in the attempted suicide of a good friend and the accidental running over of his pet cat.

I wont pull any more.

My best prank involved 16 gallons of lemon lime laxative.Just think about it. :o)

by **Pyrostrata** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:09 pm

sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:My best prank involved 16 gallons of lemon lime laxative.Just think about it.

Where in the name of all that is unholy do you get 16 gallons of citrate of magnesium??

You are TRULY a bad BAD man! :twisted:

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:39 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:
sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:My best prank involved 16 gallons of lemon lime laxative.Just think about it.

Where in the name of all that is unholy do you get 16 gallons of citrate of magnesium??

You are TRULY a bad BAD man!

A Nursing Home's storage room.

And I wont tell you how I got in :o)

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:42 am

sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:A Nursing Home's storage room.

And I wont tell you how I got in

If you did, you'd have to kill me, right?

Some things should just never be stolen, and I think that much laxative qualifies! :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:54 am

Pyrostrata wrote:
sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:A Nursing Home's storage room.

And I wont tell you how I got in

If you did, you'd have to kill me, right?

Some things should just never be stolen, and I think that much laxative qualifies!

The end result was worth it.

Close to 1300 High school kids with the runs and muddy pants........ :o)

I never laughed so hard.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:02 pm

sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:
sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:A Nursing Home's storage room.

And I wont tell you how I got in

If you did, you'd have to kill me, right?

Some things should just never be stolen, and I think that much laxative qualifies!

The end result was worth it.

Close to 1300 High school kids with the runs and muddy pants........

I never laughed so hard.

Yeah, Citrate of Magnesium rocks! :APPLAUSE:

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:26 pm

sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:
sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:A Nursing Home's storage room.

And I wont tell you how I got in

If you did, you'd have to kill me, right?

Some things should just never be stolen, and I think that much laxative qualifies!

The end result was worth it.

Close to 1300 High school kids with the runs and muddy pants........

I never laughed so hard.

ROFLMFAO!! You ARE a bad BAD BAD boy! :))

Can I hire you for my next high school class reunion? :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:22 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:
Can I hire you for my next high school class reunion?

For you I'll do it for free.

News Credits: 7 · by **shortround** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:50 pm

Well there was the one that x-play on G4 played on all the final fantasy VII: crisis core fans on tuesday were they promised to re-review the game, and look at the positive things about the game instead of focusing on just the negative things which the original review did, and instead put together a prank review which was the same review they ran before except with all the were all the negative things they said were replaced with a monatone voice saying some very sarcastic nice things. I didn't really care one way or the other about the game but thought I post this a example of april fools joke that was done in bad taste. It also fall into worst april fools jokes ever as well.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:05 pm

When I was a Junior in HS, I had a couple friends build up hype around me killing myself. There was one kid in my shop class who was a real A-Hole to everyone but couldn't take the idea of dead stuff, and I wanted to make him hurt cause he beat up that little Indian kid that time.

With a stage set, a belly bag full of manacottie soaked in dark red food coloring, a fake knife, and an old TShirt, I "died" behind a bake shop oven.

My friend Ernie called for help, he practiced for days on how to do it. Everyone came rushing...

Some laughed, some where taken back, the target crapped himself alittle and had to have his dad bring him new cloths...

I myself was suspended for 3 days, and had to see the school shrink which only happened once. I explained my motives and he laughed.

As for the target, he was humbled, so it was worth it.

I love that story. It's alot better than what I did this year which was tell my boss I was going to work then sat home and drank all day after getting a late lunch with friends

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:29 am

shortround wrote:Well there was the one that x-play on G4 played on all the final fantasy VII: crisis core fans on tuesday were they promised to re-review the game, and look at the positive things about the game instead of focusing on just the negative things which the original review did, and instead put together a prank review which was the same review they ran before except with all the were all the negative things they said were replaced with a monatone voice saying some very sarcastic nice things. I didn't really care one way or the other about the game but thought I post this a example of april fools joke that was done in bad taste. It also fall into worst april fools jokes ever as well.

What, you didn't laugh at that? It was hilarious! I liked how they gave it a 6/5.

News Credits: 7 · by **shortround** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:59 pm

You bet I was laughing and thinking to myself wow if there was hate mail in adam and morgan inbox before I wonder what will happen after this.

by **primeoptimus** » Mon May 05, 2008 4:46 pm

Evolution Prime wrote:
maximus primus wrote:earlier i made a post about how i loath april fools, it seems to have caught on so how about we all talk about the worst april fools jokes we ever heard of. a couple of years ago tfw2005 made a post that transformers the movie was canceled and replaced with something call transmorphers. unfortunatly i didn't remember the date and was made to believe it. so, that's mine, i may have had more bad ones but i cant remember, how about you.

What, this movie. Horrible, absolutely horrible. If you want a really bad April Fools joke, make someone watch this.

i made my cousin watch it and she ran off because it was so awful