The Energon Pub

by **Fort. Max.** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:31 pm

Hello. My name is Fort Max. I lead a team of warriors called Headmasters. As the name implies, we can detatch our heads and they turn into our human partners. My alt. mode is a moving battle station that specializes in medical care. My assosiates include Chromedome (the muscle of the team that turns into a tank), Red Alert (an expert physician of both human and Cybertronian that turns into a rescue helicopter), Mirage (a bieng in tune with mysticism that turns into a floating Arabian palace), and Hot Shot (an Allspark version of Jazz that turns into an F1 Ferrari). As you can see, we can already operate on five different levels of jurisdiction, but we need more. So please come and join our team. We offer therapy for those who join and are experiencing mental problems that may be caused by our Headmaster procecess, and new members get a free Energon Cube dispenser for those of you who burn up plenty of energy. Join now and we'll throw in an official Headmaster magnetic pin. Call now before time runs out.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:43 pm

I'm in.

Can I have my pin now? :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:46 pm

Associates? Cool! I have associates too! They're my Sicilian uncles. Dress very smart but they keep late hours.

by **slip** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:53 pm

Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me. :lol:

by **Tifereth** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:13 pm

Where do i sign? :grin:

by **neliz** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:30 pm

before I switch sides..

How are your towels?

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:33 pm

ill join

and need a AWC supplied hidey hole

News Credits: 1 · by **Ram** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:48 pm

will there be girls there?

by **Deadpool.** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:13 pm

Fort. Max. wrote:Hello. My name is Fort Max. I lead a team of warriors called Headmasters. As the name implies, we can detatch our heads and they turn into our human partners. My alt. mode is a moving battle station that specializes in medical care. My assosiates include Chromedome (the muscle of the team that turns into a tank), Red Alert (an expert physician of both human and Cybertronian that turns into a rescue helicopter), Mirage (a bieng in tune with mysticism that turns into a floating Arabian palace), and Hot Shot (an Allspark version of Jazz that turns into an F1 Ferrari). As you can see, we can already operate on five different levels of jurisdiction, but we need more. So please come and join our team. We offer therapy for those who join and are experiencing mental problems that may be caused by our Headmaster procecess, and new members get a free Energon Cube dispenser for those of you who burn up plenty of energy. Join now and we'll throw in an official Headmaster magnetic pin. Call now before time runs out.

Can I have your heads???