Uluru – South of Ayer's RockWith a flash of an orbital bounce, Wildrider arrived on scene to an extremely welcome kind of situation: one spiraling out of control. Waking up alone on the completely-way-too-quiet Ultrax had kinda been unnerving for the Stunticon. But this? Oh Pit, he could get used to this. Alright, alright, what was going on here exactly, hm? A giant sandstorm complete with glass shards. And was that...a giant Constructicon?! Slag! Where could he get one of those?! Where did the Constructicons get one of those? Eh. Didn't care about the specifics.
“WHOOOOOO!” Wildrider cheered, jumping up into the air and transforming, doing donuts in the sand.
Alright! What else? What else? Haha! Slag, this was awesome! He had no idea what was going on but he didn't care! He'd traced the other Stunticons' signal to this place, but he hadn't exactly expected something this wicked! Wait a breem...there was Starscream up there...and the Aerialbots. Now, Wildrider may be crazy – he'd freely admit that – but that had never caused him to hallucinate before. What in Pit was Screamer doing with those Autobots?! Why weren't they being exploded on sight?!
Slag...this was looking less awesome...If they weren't fighting the Autobots, then something...pretty...insane had happened. And that still had the potential to be...interesting, he guessed. Nothing was really quite as satisfying as trashing Autobots on the road though. Ah, well.
“Better find the boss...” Wildrider muttered reluctantly.
Revving his engine, Wildrider tore off into the heart of the sandstorm in his usual erratic manner, listening to some of the open comm chatter and understanding a fraction of it. Context, people. Context! He opened up a comm line to Motormaster – as much as he really REALLY did not want to.
>>”Hey boss! Where are you? What's going on? Who are we supposed to be thrashing? What's the deal with the giant Constructicon, and where
in Pit can we get one of those?!”<<-

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Blurr had been laying still for a while now. He didn't really know how long. Felt like forever and no time at all at the same time. Stupid Drag Strip. Biting him. Now he was going to die. Half-buried in sand. Not exactly the end he had pictured for himself. Pit, he hadn't pictured an end at all really. Who had time to think about that? Now it seemed like he had too much time to think about everything.
“Blurr.."Who was that? Was it even anyone? The blue speedster couldn't really hear very well with energon leaking from his audios. He didn't think it sounded like Smokey though...He'd been able to hear Smokescreen talking to him for a while now, if not totally understanding every word.
“Listen to me. You have to stay as still as possible. Moving around will only cause more leaks and the loss of more energon."Yeah...no...really? He'd been staying still he thought. Been pretty good at it too given how much he hated doing it. He did recognize the voice now. Ratchet. Blurr felt somewhat reassured. If anyone could help him, the Hatchet could! He relaxed a bit some of his tightened servos and joints loosening slightly. Then, realizing that his went against the whole 'don't move' thing, froze stock still again.
“I’ve called in someone to help get you back to the ship. Just hold tight."Huh. Ratchet sounded louder than before. Was he getting close? Was that really a good idea? Blurr didn't want anyone getting infected on his watch that was why he had told Smokescreen to go away. Of course, Smokescreen
hadn't gone away. Refused to. Geez! The speedster did have to admit that it made him feel better that he wasn't alone.
“Tell me how you feel. Talk to me."Ratchet was even louder now! Primus, was he going to just waltz right into the puddle of infected energon? Panicked, Blurr flinched away from Ratchet, but soon fell still as a wave a dizziness overcame him.
“Uhhhggn....” he moaned out softly. An idea instead of trying and failing to talk with analog technology.
>>”I'm not feeling great, Ratchet...Just..make sure you don't get too close, okay? I don't want you infected with this slagging gunk. Bots need you more than they need me,”<< Blurr said over an open comm line with Ratchet.
>>”Um...I'm dizzy...can't see anything anymore. Trouble hearing. What's hitting me? Doesn't feel like sand. Kinda hurts...Um...everything aches...It's kinda hard to...keep talking...slowing down...Feel like I could drift off here...into stasis...”<<Blurr heard Smokescreen yelling at the Fallen vaguely. It was harder to focus and make sense out of the garbled and muffled sounds that his audios picked up.
>>”We'll get him Smokey,”<< Blurr transmitted hazily, trying to reassure Smokescreen,
>>”Don't...worry...I know we'll get him...”<<-

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"Blindside. Stay close. I may need you to get me supplies."Nodding, Blindside remained where he was, leaning on the door frame. He could only watch as First Aid and Howlstrike did their best to save Veneer. He noticed someone else coming in to the shuttle, but a cursory 'glance' told him that they were Autobots and that one was injured so probably not a herald. Apart from that, Blindside didn't really care who they were or what they needed.
He listened somewhat distantly to what Howlstrike and First Aid were staying. It was sort of difficult to focus on anything for some reason. Howlstrike gave him a reassuring nod. Huh...he must look really out of it. Couldn't exactly deny that he wasn't though. Blindside watched Howl and Aid heft Veneer's broken body up onto the nearest surgical slab. Then someone began talking. Rather incessantly even. It annoyed Blindside enough to tear his sensors away from Veneer for a moment to see just exactly who had decided to chatter so much.
Bluestreak. A scowl formed on Blindside's faceplate.
“...what the slag happened to him!? Who did that? Was it the Fallen or one of his heralds? It was a herald, wasn't it? I only say that because I'm pretty sure the Fallen, himself, hasn't left the mountain top yet. But, frag, I barely recognized Veneer without his....head!! Gulp. Look, you guys just focus on him. I’ve got some internal bleeding over here, but I’ll be okay for the time being. It’s nothing too serious, certainly not as bad as what you’re currently dealing with. I’ll just sit here and wait my turn. I’ll be fine."Blindside turned his head to the side as he focused more and more on Bluestreak. Why did what he said seem so...aggravating? Like he was begging for attention despite his words being the contrary. The blind tactician's fist clenched slowly into a tight little ball.
“How about you shut the frag up while you’re at it? The doc's trying to concentrate and you’re giving me an audio ache!"Howlstrike. Blindside relaxed slightly. His newfound friend was taking care of a lot of things that he couldn't. Carrying him into the shuttle, helping to carry Veneer and assisting in his recovery, shutting Bluestreak up so that the doctor could work. Things Blindside
should be doing. But he couldn't. Words really couldn't express just how grateful he was to the former Predacon. So when Blue mumbled something derogitory under his breath about Howlstrike, Blindside was having exactly none of that.
“What was that?!"
“Nothing. I didn't say anything. Not a thing at all. Nope. Nada."
“See that it stays that way."Howlstrike might've been willing to let that go, but Blindside certainly wasn't. He was already in a foul disposition thanks to this Darkride. Blue was going to have the misfortune of being on the receiving end of some of that wrath. Turning around completely, Blindside limped over to Bluestreak's slab very deliberately.
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Bluestreak,” Blindside said coldly, “The next time I hear you say anything even slightly negative about Howlstrike...” Blindside trailed off as the tip of his energo sword materialized from its sheath mounted on his forearm. “This is going through your optic. Heh,” Blindside broke out into a fit of chuckles unable to control himself. He was in such pain...both physical and emotional. He didn't exactly know what to do about it. “Hehehe...!” After a moment or two, Blindside managed to compose himself enough to speak.
“I've exactly no time to deal with you right now, so won't just please
shut up?!” Blindside asked, aggression peppering his last two words. “Can ya do that Blue? Huh? C'mon, be a pal,” Blindside's tone suddenly turning amiable once more. The energo sword dematerialized as Blindside stood up straight and smiled down at Bluestreak. He lightly tapped one of his empty optical sockets as a friendly reminder and turned away from the chatterbot, refocusing on Veneer and First Aid.
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>>”I read you, Blaster. I’m sending you the coordinates of a trench near the mountain along with the Fallen’s last known position. Use the trench as cover. I will meet you there shortly. The Fallen is still on top of Ayers Rock and is your primary target. Unfortunately, I can’t be more precise under these circumstances. Just do your best and fire at will. Aim for the summit's edge if you can. Try to create a landslide that will drop the rock out from under that blasted demigod! Magnus and a few others are going to attempt to bounce to the mountain top. If they are successful, more of us will likely do the same. Until then, provide whatever cover you can. Also, don’t worry about Starscream and Shockwave. If I see an opportunity to coordinate with them that will be beneficial then I will. Prowl out."<<
Blaster frowned slightly at the strategist's response. Prowl sure knew how to be long winded, didn't he? Well, message received at least. The Autobot Communications officer altered course slightly to head directly toward the coordinates Prowl had sent him, knowing Eject would do the same. Pieces of glass lightly peppered his armor plating in the storm. Hm...Those fire vortexes and all this sand certainly weren't mixing well. Couldn't hardly see anything through it either.
"You bet coach! Nothing gets the team rowled up during half-time like a good old pep talk! Go ahead and get started on that, I'm gonna try and hop back on that game-plan of isolating a signal from the Fallen!"“Right, lemme know if you pick up anything,” Blaster said as he fiddled with the frequencies. Did he really want the Decepticons to hear him as well? Mmm...Didn't want to disrupt the flow of useful information on some of the other frequencies as well. Alright. He had it. He'd put it on a frequency that both factions could access, but with a low priority coding. They could listen or tune it out at will. Right. Now all he needed to do was get into character.
"It's a little... fuzzy, at the moment... maybe if I try a different broadband..." Eject mumbered to himself as he placed a digit against the comm device.
Blaster cast his subordinate a curious glance as they both slid down into the trenches, ducking down behind the cover they offered. The red Autobot readied his blaster and peered over the brim of the trench, frowning as he looked up in the direction of the rock. Couldn't see the Fallen. Couldn't hardly see a few meters in front of him. It would be risky to actually shoot into that. Could hit someone.
"Wait a minute! I think I got something! Yes! Yes! I've definitely got something!"“What?” Blaster said with wide optics as he looked down at Eject. He quickly kneeled back down behind cover and gestured urgently to the cassettobot. “What? What is it?”
"The Bears beat the New York Jets 24-22! I still get signal here!!" “...What...?” Blaster said, suddenly deflated. He lifted a hand to his face and pressed on his temples. Primus, help him. Here they were, battling for the future of their race and Eject was more concerned about sports. “
Eject,” Blaster said slowly, trying to remain calm, “Can you please focus? You know, end of the world happening here. The game doesn't matter if we all die. Try and...and...do something productive.”
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“Which one of you was it?!?"“Uhhhhh....” was all Skids managed as Blitzwing pointed his energo sword toward Getaway and him. He brought up his hands in the air slowly, resisting the urge to back away – which was a rather vehement urge to be fair.
“Easy there Blitz’…" Getaway pleaded as he tried to reason with the enraged commando,
“I-I’m sure whatever happened was just an accident."Skids' optics darted to the very agitated Blitzwing, then to the seemingly not-as-of-yet as agitated Astrotrain. The theoretician had really done it this time. Bad. Very extremely bad. If things came to it, he and Getaway could resort to violence and try to escape, but he didn't quite like their chances against the triple changers. Space bus and jet tank versus escapologist and theoretician. They were outgunned. Reason was the best course of action clearly. There was the question, however, if that would really pan out with two hyper aggressive Decepticons.
“We’re part of the Diplomatic Corps, we would never try and deliberately harm yo-““BULL-SCRAP!" Blitzwing roared as he swung his sword forward, cutting Getaway off midsentence. Scare tactics. Adorable. Reason was looking less reasonable.
“I know well enough what your little ‘corps’ is about, now don’t try to play me for a fool!" The commando dropped to the ground as he reverted to his tank form and aimed his main cannon towards the Autobot whose shoulder mounted missile pods were still smoking from his earlier barrage.
“SOMEONE BETTER SPEAK UP BEFORE I GET REAAALLL MAD!"“Easy, easy, big guy,” Skids said quickly, “Look-”
"Yeah!" Astrotrain chimed in.
"I'd hate to think that some guys called the 'Diplomatic Corps' would be responsible for some friendly fire. I guarantee Blitz' won't be too 'friendly'. Big, mess of a battle and you think you have your perfect shot to take one of us out, eh? Is that it, you little-”Oh Primus, not helping. Skids racked his processor for something to calm the situation when something BIG in the corner of his optic caught his attention. Oh, and the booming voice. Skids immediately jerked his head over in the direction. “Uhhh...” What was he looking at? It was big...really big. And green. Constructicus Maximus?
“What in the name of the Academy of Advanced Technology...” Skids realized he was slack jawed. He shut his mouth and looked over to Getaway with round optics and a look that said
'what is happening?!'“Uh...” Slaggit, he was at a loss for words again. Skids looked back at Blitzwing and Astrotrain. “Well, you see, I was shooting at the rock, trying to hit the Fallen, just following orders. And...I suppose it's possible that one of my rockets hit you. Not intentionally. Can't see too much through the sand, you know. And here we are. Just a simple misunderstanding. Now, you can go hang out with your green, huge over there, and we'll just be on our way, alright? Alright.”
Skids began slowly backing away as he tried to make use of the giant Constructicon's appearance to make a hasty getaway with Getaway. Heh. He glanced over to Getaway, hoping his comrade would follow suit, and they could extricate themselves from this sticky situation. Or at least move away from the end of tank-Blitz's gun barrel.