The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:15 pm

"Scorpion robot, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you."

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:38 pm

Friday fun time. Enjoy.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:44 pm

No impressive character was ever called Sponge... wait... my twitter persona is named Sponge. :-?

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:32 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:No impressive character was ever called Sponge... wait... my twitter persona is named Sponge.

For a character named sponge, you'd assume he'd be able to absorb a lot of attacks. Y'know, because sponges absorb... things... :oops:

Moving on.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:50 pm

Normally this is where I'd make a lame nutcracker joke... so I will. Oh, I already did.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:36 pm

This one speaks for itself.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:57 pm

It's Karma, X. You suffer, suffer, and suffer some more. And for pushing through that, you get a Maverick who kicks his own ass for you.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:11 am

In that case X could film it for later enjoyment.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:40 pm

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:37 pm

He used to be in charge of feeding the boss's dogs and working in the mail room. Since the change Sigma's operation has had fewer misplaced packages.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:46 pm

Late Friday still counts s Friday.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:28 pm

Impotent, or incompetent. You decide!

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:13 pm

Whew. almost missed my update. Enjoy.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:28 pm

Sigma really wasn't trying when he picked his Mavericks this time around. Next up, Mild Itch Iguana, and after that, Smooth Jazz Lemur.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:21 pm

Shadowman wrote:Sigma really wasn't trying when he picked his Mavericks this time around. Next up, Mild Itch Iguana, and after that, Smooth Jazz Lemur.

Still at least Half-paralyzed Earthworm and Senile Goldfish never made it past the drawing board.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:10 am

For the record, Smooth Jazz Lemur actually sounds like a boss I'd want to see.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:22 am

I dunno, I see Senile Goldfish being a hard blow to X's senses.

G: Who are you?
X: You're worst nightmare.
G: Are you my little grandson?
X: Um, are you trying to make me mad, or are you trying to lull me into a state of false security?
G: Who are you?
X: Didn't you ask me that question?
G: Little Billy is that you? Come and give your grandpa a hug.
X: Um, no thank-
G: Who are you?
X: ... I'm with the council for older adults, we have pudding outside.
G: Pudding! Oh boy let me get my walker...
X: ... I have to say although this is easy I feel like a complete jerk for luring an old coot like that to fall down a hip-shattering pit-fall like that.
Optional: G: Ow my hip! Where am I? Wait, is this my grave? Hooray!