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Posted by City Commander Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:02 pm

Electron wrote:sledge your comments are like a fat chick raping a hot dog, its unpleasent to watch but in the end its gonna happen
Mr O wrote:I'm part Irish, part Scottish, very Welsh, mostly drunk, somewhat Transformers nerd and all bastard.
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Posted by Brakethrough Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:02 pm
Hey, ladies! Love Starscream? want to show him how much?
Victoria's Seeker-it catalogue.
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Posted by City Commander Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:05 pm

Electron wrote:sledge your comments are like a fat chick raping a hot dog, its unpleasent to watch but in the end its gonna happen
Mr O wrote:I'm part Irish, part Scottish, very Welsh, mostly drunk, somewhat Transformers nerd and all bastard.
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Posted by City Commander Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:08 pm
Myrrage spray paint!
lol Shockwaves hair gel (already exists!)
I'll try to think of more...

Electron wrote:sledge your comments are like a fat chick raping a hot dog, its unpleasent to watch but in the end its gonna happen
Mr O wrote:I'm part Irish, part Scottish, very Welsh, mostly drunk, somewhat Transformers nerd and all bastard.
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Posted by Ransom Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:14 pm
Sunny-D What Sunstreaker drinks.
First-Aid Diet Aid!
Gear's Red Wine!
Pepsi Prime! Not original but still amusing.
X-Brawn Vitamins!
Arcee Cola! A play on RC soda.
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Posted by First-Aid Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:16 pm
I can just see Mountain Dew: Frenzy coming...
Ratchet-level Car Service from LubePro..
Optical Prime rifle scopes...
My fave is still the Hoptimus Prime beer reported a couple months back...mainly because it's alcoholic
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
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Posted by Hairball178 Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:30 pm
Oh yeah, and make them expensive. Because feeding alla them hungry Sharkticons gets expensive, y'know?
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Posted by City Commander Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:52 pm
'Bar Weep Grana Weep Ninni Bong'
inscribed on the top.

Electron wrote:sledge your comments are like a fat chick raping a hot dog, its unpleasent to watch but in the end its gonna happen
Mr O wrote:I'm part Irish, part Scottish, very Welsh, mostly drunk, somewhat Transformers nerd and all bastard.
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Posted by Shy Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:21 pm
it's the "Retro mystery flavor" if i remember properly. i'll have to pick some up later.
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Posted by decepticonjon Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:24 pm
Mykltron wrote:Surely it's not THAT hard to train monkeys... Is it? Maybe the monkeys were trained by monkeys who hadn't been trained properly.
G1Blaster wrote:Saying an album is ten times better than St. Anger is like saying you'd rather be hit in the head with a bat instead of kicked in the nuts.
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Posted by Ransom Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:48 pm
Primal Surge!
ScorpoWok Chinese Specialty!
Red Bullet!
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Posted by decepticonjon Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:50 pm
Mykltron wrote:Surely it's not THAT hard to train monkeys... Is it? Maybe the monkeys were trained by monkeys who hadn't been trained properly.
G1Blaster wrote:Saying an album is ten times better than St. Anger is like saying you'd rather be hit in the head with a bat instead of kicked in the nuts.
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Posted by Zeedust Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:13 pm
Orange BoneCrusher?
I had to, sorry.
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Posted by Stormrider Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:32 pm
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Posted by Liege Evilmus Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:05 pm
However, if it's a limited run soda, I can't see me caring to much.
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Posted by i_amtrunks Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:14 pm
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Posted by Ransom Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:04 am
Here is another one (my last one I promise).
Get shot on the battlefield often? Two Lamborghinis booby-trap the office for the 5,342nd time? Dinobots messed up the plan of action yet again? We understand that you are feeling really down, so we created something to help keep those awful blues away. Presenting... Prowl-zac!
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