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News Credits: 2024 · by **Hotrod** » Mon May 14, 2007 7:10 pm

Our own Autobot Optimus Prime has sent us an email with some interesting news. In the latest issue of Maxim Magazine there is a 3 page gatefold ad featuring the Pontiac Solstice and Jazz with the tagline "Killer Ride... Killer of Decepticons" on the inside front cover. There is a contest that starts May 16th at killer3.com. One of the prizes is a a trip to attend the Transformers Movie premiere with Megan Fox!

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Mon May 14, 2007 7:21 pm

Cool

by **Nemesis_Apoc** » Mon May 14, 2007 7:56 pm

wow... this is easily the greatest gift the Transformers brand could possibly give...

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:03 pm

Finaly! TFs in a magazine I heard of.

by **TallTiki** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:09 pm

If I am going to go to the Premiere of course I need to roll up in an Autobot with hottie Megan Fox right next to me.

by **Mr.RobotoAutoMan** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:47 pm

screw the premiere!!! being with megan sounds better. but on the other hand. megan+premiere=!!!SUPERDUPER!!!

by **flashmech** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:27 pm

Yes, I know Megan would like to be seen at the premiere with a dashing Transformers fan like me.

News Credits: 1 · by **mangatron** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:46 pm

How noble. Megan deserves a gentleman as myself, for luck be a lady, lady as in Megan Fox.

I'd say may the best man win, but it is the groom who is the man of the hour. That man shall be me, a cunning linguist am I.

Did Maxim organize this with Megan? Or is she an unsuspecting victim in the marketing of Transformers?

News Credits: 8 · by **Megatron Wolf** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:42 pm

nice. May 16, the same day the Halo 3 beta comes out. Sweet.

by **Phenotype** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:49 pm

I think it's actually Killer cubed or Killer to the 3rd power, the 3 powers being that you get to go tothe movie, ride in Jazz, and go with Megan Fox?

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:52 pm

Oooh. That would be an incredibly humbling experience.
1.) She's hot.
2.) She's a woman. (Whether or not we have one in our lives presently, another lovely woman, especially her is just overwhelming to be around.)
3.) She's a star.
4.) It's TransFormers.

Yeah, I'd be ready to faint by the time the film started rolling.

I doubt I'd make it though the movie. lol

News Credits: 5 · by **Yeti** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:48 pm

Megan Fox makes me want to sex wee [/bo' selecta]

News Credits: 2 · by **PrimulArchangel** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:33 am

Shes hot and all , but i would rather them give me the car for a prize....

News Credits: 8 · by **NuclearConvoy** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:58 am

Is it open to Canadians or just Americans?

by **clk430r1** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:31 am

Got the new maxim today in the mail. The ad is actually really cool. Best pic of Jazz yet. Nice detail. I work at a Pontiac Buick GMC dealership. I'm going to take it in there tommarrow and show everyone.

by **Rodimus Cloud** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:38 am

She is engaged, why the hell should I go out with someone like that huh? I don't need her, just giv'me the damn ticket!

News Credits: 665 · by **Skowl** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:14 am

Update: Dbec1 of TFW2005 has posted scans of the ad, see them for yourselves here: http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?t=133502

News Credits: 4 · by **Milanion** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:24 am

I don't know about killer talent... but the bot and the car are sweet.

News Credits: 665 · by **Skowl** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:32 am

I wanna know why the hell Jazz has a different head every time we see him...

News Credits: 4 · by **Milanion** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:48 am

He's a robot in disguise of course!

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Tue May 15, 2007 10:50 am

cool...That would so rock!
Megan is damn hot. But honestly I don't know why she'd wanna appear with any tf fan. To be honest, we are a bunch of freaks ;P
lol
Not really.
Well, not me anyway

Don't kill me, I'm sure you are all charming people...

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Tue May 15, 2007 10:53 am

So that's when the Halo3 beta is out. Can't wait for the actual game.

News Credits: 26 · by **Wheeljack35** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:37 pm

Liege Evilmus wrote:Finaly! TFs in a magazine I heard of.

I hear you on that

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:24 pm

Lord Crump wrote:cool...That would so rock!
Megan is damn hot. But honestly I don't know why she'd wanna appear with any tf fan. To be honest, we are a bunch of freaks ;P
lol
Not really.
Well, not me anyway

Don't kill me, I'm sure you are all charming people...

Oh I doubt she's doing this willingingly. Believe me.
It's kinda hard to swallow that fact, especially if you're spending the evening with her.

I could imagine her being condescending...

News Credits: 1 · by **Brakethrough** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:03 pm

Autobot032 wrote:
Lord Crump wrote:cool...That would so rock!
Megan is damn hot. But honestly I don't know why she'd wanna appear with any tf fan. To be honest, we are a bunch of freaks ;P
lol
Not really.
Well, not me anyway

Don't kill me, I'm sure you are all charming people...

Oh I doubt she's doing this willingingly. Believe me.
It's kinda hard to swallow that fact, especially if you're spending the evening with her.

I could imagine her being condescending...

Hopefully if one of our fellow boardies wins this, they'll have the preseince of mind not to drool too much, and maybe think to ask some questions about the movie-making experience, for the benefit of those of us who can control our libidos.