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Tue May 26, 2009 5:34 pm

It's the Brave Little Toaster meets hell. :lol:

News Credits: 3 · Tue May 26, 2009 5:36 pm

It needs a toast projectile!!! XD I'd have to get this just for the laughs

News Credits: 8 · Tue May 26, 2009 6:13 pm

Valandar wrote:http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Toaster

I didn't know this, and now i LOVE this!

News Credits: 2 · Tue May 26, 2009 6:16 pm

I love it! i really the createtivity and the design behind the figure.

Pop tarts, Eggo and Toaster strudels prepare to be BURNED!!! ha ha ha :twisted:

Tue May 26, 2009 6:33 pm

Didn't I see this guy in a Pop Tart commercial? :???:

News Credits: 9 · Tue May 26, 2009 6:40 pm

Valandar wrote:http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Toaster

You mean, http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Toaster

Once again people please let the spammed up wikia site die as it is suppose to.

News Credits: 9 · Tue May 26, 2009 6:42 pm

Oh my flipping GAWD! I officially sign off on this line. A toaster??? People are going to laugh at this film if this guy's in it.

TOASTER MODE. That is something I can honestly say I never ever thought I would see on a TF card!

News Credits: 1 · Tue May 26, 2009 7:19 pm

ROTF PLOT SPECULATON:

This guy and maybe some other Decepticons attack the Witwickys, and BB goes crazy trying to protect Sam, hence the scene in the trailer where Sam's like BUMBLEBEE! And BB's driving through the yard transforming and shooting at something. Also, in the exclusive clip we got a long time ago that got removed, they were repairing the house, probably from all that. That's also why Sam's abandoning BB, he doesn't want him going crazy destroying College.

Tue May 26, 2009 7:22 pm

Primacron's Little Helper wrote:
Editor wrote:TOASTER: You know the last time you had toast? Eighteen days ago. 11:36, Tuesday the third. Two rounds.
LISTER: Ssshhh!
TOASTER: I mean, what’s the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don’t like toast?
LISTER: I do like toast.
TOASTER: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
LISTER: Look, I’m busy!
TOASTER: Oh, you’re not busy eating toast, are you?
LISTER: I don’t want any!
TOASTER: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don’t want any, then my existence is meaningless.
LISTER: Good.
TOASTER: I toast, therefore I am.
LISTER: Will you shut up?!

I'm so glad someone else watches Red Dwarf! For the uninitiated, have a look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dwarf_ ... ie_Toaster

Or go here to see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM

Talkie Toaster, Not Killa Toaster

News Credits: 38 · Tue May 26, 2009 8:00 pm

After reading the book. I can see how tihs relates. :grin:

News Credits: 2 · Tue May 26, 2009 8:11 pm

Well since everyone is making a mockery of this ROFT figure, so i think some of us are forgetting a famous comedy skit from Heywood Banks - YEAH! TOAST..OR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TzSayiVPAI

News Credits: 3 · Tue May 26, 2009 8:26 pm

I like how the cord becomes his tail!

Tue May 26, 2009 8:32 pm

And I thought making a Transformers Trash Truck was surprising for Hasbro to make (Animated Wreck Gar).

This takes the cake... or maybe I should say it takes the toast. :grin:

News Credits: 217 · Tue May 26, 2009 8:36 pm

Firstly, this figure is awesomely silly. And second, three pages already? Hasbro certainly know how to get attention.

Tue May 26, 2009 8:44 pm

Lawl! thats neat! >w< looks like someone frank welker would voice. seriously though i'll be one of those people who would buy it...his face won me...he looks like a crazy lil **** ready to ..um...lol better not say >w< as i have a twisted sense of humor. bravo hasbro, you genious toy company you.

News Credits: 462 · Tue May 26, 2009 9:20 pm

Hey look! It's Blaster's long lost brother Toaster!

News Credits: 12 · Tue May 26, 2009 10:07 pm

that is retardly awsome :o)

Tue May 26, 2009 11:06 pm

Dear Lord, isn't this how the Cylons got started? Or is this Skynet's first attempt at an infiltrator?

News Credits: 1452 · Tue May 26, 2009 11:32 pm

Knock Out wrote:Dear Lord, isn't this how the Cylons got started? Or is this Skynet's first attempt at an infiltrator?

Haha, nice references there.

News Credits: 2 · Wed May 27, 2009 12:12 am

Awesomesauce. Absolutely pure, organically-grown awesomesauce. Toaster Transformers FTW!

Now, if only we could get a stand mixer, a microwave, and a blender and I can decorate my kitchen!

Wed May 27, 2009 3:49 am

I can't keep feeling disgusted and insulted with this pieace of c***!
They cancle Titanium Shockwave and Cosmos but they give us this... I can't even find a word to describ this pieace of plastic garbadge.
Give us the figures we all love and miss like Jazz, Cosmos, Shockwave, Blaster (the real blaster not a redecco of cybertron soundwave), Galvatron.
Can't wait for the Universe line to come back. Really hating the ROF toys.
Definattly not spending my money on them

Wed May 27, 2009 4:42 am

TOASTER POWAAAR!!! He's certainly interesting, and completely unexpected. Might get him, not really interested at the moment.

YRQRM0 wrote:ROTF PLOT SPECULATON:

This guy and maybe some other Decepticons attack the Witwickys, and BB goes crazy trying to protect Sam, hence the scene in the trailer where Sam's like BUMBLEBEE! And BB's driving through the yard transforming and shooting at something. Also, in the exclusive clip we got a long time ago that got removed, they were repairing the house, probably from all that.

Some other Decepticons? I doubt it - the colouring book indicated that Witwicky house appliances were jolted to life by an allspark fragment - also, all human devices brought to life by Allspark power seem to be spastic, destructive little creatures so that makes more sense.

YRQRM0 wrote:That's also why Sam's abandoning BB, he doesn't want him going crazy destroying College.

Erm... no. Sam's college does not permits freshmen to bring their cars along. Rules, you see. That, and I seriously doubt Sam would ever want to abandon Bumblebee.

Wed May 27, 2009 5:13 am

Consider it purchased. Crazy stuff like this is what made Transformers brilliant in the first place.

And I demand a Genuine Marvel No-Prize for the gentleman who conceived the Leader-Class with transforming toast. That cries out for a customer figure.

News Credits: 8 · Wed May 27, 2009 11:56 am

TheAllSpark wrote:I can't keep feeling disgusted and insulted with this pieace of c***!
They cancle Titanium Shockwave and Cosmos but they give us this... I can't even find a word to describ this pieace of plastic garbadge.
Give us the figures we all love and miss like Jazz, Cosmos, Shockwave, Blaster (the real blaster not a redecco of cybertron soundwave), Galvatron.
Can't wait for the Universe line to come back. Really hating the ROF toys.
Definattly not spending my money on them

You are, clearly, in the Minority.
Also, as a huge Galvatron fan, I feel the need to inform you that the Universe Deluxe Galvatron is actually a really fun, cool toy.

Wed May 27, 2009 1:15 pm

Cyclonus_Maximus wrote:I like the "appliances-that-transform" concept, like the All Spark brought the Mountain Dew machine to life in TF1. But why give these guys mundane names? Ejector just isn't creative. Neither is Grindor, Rotor, etc. If I was this little Decepticon, I would call myself Menace or something street tough like that--something that commands respect even though I'm small. I wouldn't be thinking about, "Oooo I can make bread pop up out of me after I scorch it. I'll call myself Ejector! Then the world will fear me!!"

Yeah, talk about stupid names. I'm waiting for Drivor and Flyor and Changor and Shootor.