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[quote="turbomagnus"]Just a rough idea sketched further out...

[quote="Bio"]
Name: The Little Old Lady From Pasadena (LOLFP)
Primary Function: Excessive Speeding
Secondary Function: Frustration
Alternate Mode: shiny red super stock Dodge

Motto: "Respect your elders, Sonny!"

Bio: see attached file.

**Accessing Attached File**
**What follows is a transcript of a video file of a meeting between the leaders of the Research Design and Development team and WarPorn Industries, acquired at great risk to the Autobots and smuggled out of Darkmount in a wax cylinder that had been fed to a trained petrorabbit who promptly er... 'delivered' it on Turbo Magnus' doorstep.**

Bun-Bun: I'm not paying for this drone!

Psychout: You already did, it's been debited from your account!

B: I demand a refund!

Zombie Cheerleader: 'No refunds, no exchanges, no mercy'; it's our policy... or is that our creed?

*Bun-Bun angrily waves a finger at the pair from WarPorn.*
B: I ordered a custom-designed, custom-programmed drone to hunt down and deal with Wingz once and for all and you couldn't do that right!

P: Did you get your drone?

B: Yes, but-

P (Interrupting): Was it custom-designed?

B: Well, kinda-

P (Interrupting): Was it custom-programmed?

B: Sort of-

P (Interrupting): Then what's the problem?

B: It's not the design or program I ordered! I ordered a merciless, relentless anti-Rabbit hunter/killer drone. What I got is anything but!

Z: Maybe it's our motto?

B: What I got is another mistake like that thing, mind of a serial killer? No, mind of a cheerleader instead! Who on Cybertron was watching 'Animaniacs' on your main computer anyway? It jumped the feed and now my Wingz-killer drone has nothing on its processor except the episode where Slappy Squirrel is the 'Little Old Lady From Pasadena'!

P: Have you ever seen how violent Slappy Squirrel can get? You should be paying me extra for such destructive tendencies!

B: Destructive tendencies? The blasted thing decimated half my team with a handbag before driving off! This is Cybertron, where could it have even gotten a handbag in the first place, much less a Transformer-sized one!

P: No customer service without proof, no proof without the drone. Do you have the drone?

B: I told you, it transformed and drove off.

P: Then I guess you need to try catching it, don't you?

**The transcript ends at this point, citing the video file suddenly cutting out and being replaced with an episode of 'Vorns of Our Lives'.**[/quote][/quote]