The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:39 am

Maybe for you - I'm already confused enough as it is.

by **Prowl86** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:59 am

Okay guys, trust me, IM NOT GAY NOR DO I HAVE A MAN PURSE, MURSE, OR WTF EVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT! THAT IS MY GIRLFRIEND'S! IF I AM LYING, MAY EARTH BE EATEN BY UNICRON/GALACTUS/DEATHSTAR!
Oh, and my friend gave it to me so I have no F'in' clue what it is, I just think it looks cool.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:47 pm

We're just kidding around. And I'm glad that bag isn't yours, cause it's in no way suitable for a man to carry around. Your hat is fine. And JP can't say anything. He moonlights as a female and would probably like to know where that bag comes from so he can get a murse like it.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:57 pm

I do not moonlight. I lamp-post-light.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:03 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:I do not moonlight. I lamp-post-light.

better carry mace in your murse then.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:40 pm

I can't fit a whole mace in there, so I just bring a little morning-star.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:45 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:I can't fit a whole mace in there, so I just bring a little morning-star.

*tries not to laugh*

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:48 pm

I don't get many repeat customers.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:51 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:I don't get many repeat customers.

With a mug like that, I bet you're using that mace all the time. Or your morning stars.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:59 pm

Is that an insult or a compliment?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:57 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:I don't get many repeat customers.

That's because you're so **** over-priced!

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:00 pm

Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:I don't get many repeat customers.

That's because you're so **** over-priced!

How else do you expect me to buy us these nice things!?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:16 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:I don't get many repeat customers.

That's because you're so **** over-priced!

How else do you expect me to buy us these nice things!?

Steal them.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:21 pm

What do you think I am, Winona Ryder?

News Credits: 34 · by **Glyph** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:01 pm

HolyBunny says she likes this one, so I guess it's cleared to post.

I'll accept this as approximately indicative of reality:

And just because I couldn't really not post this one once I found it...

(click thumbs for bigger pics)

by **skankin_pickle80** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:30 am

i was lucky to find a reasonably decent photo, all i seem to have are photos of me on the sauce!

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:27 am

Glyph wrote:HolyBunny says she likes this one, so I guess it's cleared to post.

I'll accept this as approximately indicative of reality:

And just because I couldn't really not post this one once I found it...

(click thumbs for bigger pics)

Wow, I so imagined you looking more like Wally from the "Dilbert" comic strips.

by **Goribus** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:23 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Glyph wrote:HolyBunny says she likes this one, so I guess it's cleared to post.

I'll accept this as approximately indicative of reality:

And just because I couldn't really not post this one once I found it...

(click thumbs for bigger pics)

Wow, I so imagined you looking more like Wally from the "Dilbert" comic strips.

Naw, back in the day Glyph said he listened to Metal, instantly knowing who Morgan Lander was when I dropped her name in HMW GD, and he and his woman hang out in Goth clubs. He's pretty much what I imagined him looking like.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:40 pm

hehehehehe murse ;;)

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:24 pm

The Master Blaster wrote:hehehehehe murse

JP might be interested to note that there is a new fashion line for lovely ladies like uh....himself. It includes murses, mankinis, and guyliner. Though he might wanna hold off on the mankini for a while; he's looking a little manorexic.

by **Goribus** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:05 pm

Moonbase2 wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:hehehehehe murse

JP might be interested to note that there is a new fashion line for lovely ladies like uh....himself. It includes murses, mankinis, and guyliner. Though he might wanna hold off on the mankini for a while; he's looking a little manorexic.

We're still waiting on our sammiches from *Elita-One*. It's her fault that Jesus is waisting away!

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:06 pm

Moonbase2 wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:hehehehehe murse

JP might be interested to note that there is a new fashion line for lovely ladies like uh....himself. It includes murses, mankinis, and guyliner. Though he might wanna hold off on the mankini for a while; he's looking a little manorexic.

Manorexic? I have a paunch.