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News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:15 pm

Put your fake boobs back on and slap on some make up and we'll call you pretty too.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:17 pm

I don't own them, I borrowed them...

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:19 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Cuffs and collars?

Yes

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:20 pm

Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

News Credits: 349 · by **Bed Bugs** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:21 pm

Moonbase2 wrote:
Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Burn or Jesus Prime? :lol:

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:22 pm

Fender Bender wrote:
Moonbase2 wrote:
Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Burn or Jesus Prime?

All of you. :shock:

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:23 pm

Moonbase2 wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Cuffs and collars?

Yes

Moonbase2 wrote:
Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Oh my...... I think I have new fap fodder for later.... :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:24 pm

Moonbase2 wrote:
Fender Bender wrote:
Moonbase2 wrote:
Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Burn or Jesus Prime?

All of you.

Can I call first?

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:25 pm

I'm very demanding.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:25 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Moonbase2 wrote:
Fender Bender wrote:
Moonbase2 wrote:
Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Burn or Jesus Prime?

All of you.

Can I call first?

No, I'm first.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:26 pm

Then yeah, I'd better go first.

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:35 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Then yeah, I'd better go first.

****. Normally I don't like going second. Far too sloppy. But given the line that's forming I guess I'll take second.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:40 pm

Sorry, folks. Limited time offer, one per costumer. Sometimes you just get tired and want a sandwich, you know? Unlike Grimsqueaker I don't take all requests.

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:42 pm

Moonbase2 wrote:Sorry, folks. Limited time offer, one per costumer. Sometimes you just get tired and want a sandwich, you know? Unlike Grimsqueaker I don't take all requests.

I just like redheads. The last one was funny too. But she made us sammiches. Not you making us make you sammiches. I miss that.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:47 pm

I like being a red. No matter what I always go back to it. And I'm actually surprised how much some men like it.

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:58 pm

Moonbase2 wrote:I like being a red. No matter what I always go back to it. And I'm actually surprised how much some men like it.

Well let me put it this way for you. If 3 identical twin sisters decided to dye their hair: one blonde, one redhead, one brunette; then I would invariably find the redhead more attractive.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:02 pm

Goribus wrote:
Moonbase2 wrote:I like being a red. No matter what I always go back to it. And I'm actually surprised how much some men like it.

Well let me put it this way for you. If 3 identical twin sisters decided to dye their hair: one blonde, one redhead, one brunette; then I would invariably find the redhead more attractive.

Well, I've been all three and nothing makes my complection and eyes look better than red hair. Blonde tends to wash me out, since I'm fair, and brunette is just kind of dull to me. I feel prettiest as a red.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:55 am

I tend to rank that sort of dirty fair browny colour highest, then red red, then darker brunettes, then ginger red, then varying shades of blonde with peroxide bleach blonde at the very bottom, under bald.

EDIT: I make awesome sammiches.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:21 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:I tend to rank that sort of dirty fair browny colour highest, then red red, then darker brunettes, then ginger red, then varying shades of blonde with peroxide bleach blonde at the very bottom, under bald.

EDIT: I make awesome sammiches.

It depends on the woman. An Asian woman should stay as far away from blonde as possible, but looks good with red or brown highlights. A woman with an olive complection sometimes looks good in blonde, while a dark-skinned woman shouldn't even consider it. For them, a rich brown works.

As for sammiches, I used to make them for a living. I've got you all beat on the sammiches. :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:35 pm

We'll just see about that, missy. We'll just see. Make me a sammich, then we'll know where we stand.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:41 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:We'll just see about that, missy. We'll just see. Make me a sammich, then we'll know where we stand.

Oh, you don't want to challenge me to a sammich contest. I can make one with the works in a matter of seconds! :shock:

Also, you have to EARN my sammiches.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:42 pm

You trying to tell me I don't deserve one?! Get out of my thread!

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:49 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:You trying to tell me I don't deserve one?! Get out of my thread!

I can stay here if I want! *plops down on floor* Well, I guess you deserve one sammich. Which kind do you like?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:56 pm

Cheese and chutney. Good cheese, and a properly made chutney. Not any of that Tescos ****.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:06 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Cheese and chutney. Good cheese, and a properly made chutney. Not any of that Tescos ****.

....chutney? No roast beef or turkey? CHUTNEY???? You guys across the pond need to learn what real food is!!!!!

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