The Energon Pub

by **ZeroZ** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:58 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:Smashmaster00
1)I think it's a wonderful conversation starter.

Its an awesome pick up line!!!!! XD

"Hey baby, whats your dexterity?"

OMG, I'm gonna try that. Than walk away, it'll confuse the crap out of them, and then they'll talk about it with their friends and stuff and then I'll be their topic of the night and they'll point and stuff, and wanna ask me questions.

Its a mind game. >=]

Ye-ah |D

Should I really really cut the candy out of my midnight snack diet?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:47 am

Smashmaster00 wrote:Should I really really cut the candy out of my midnight snack diet?

A health expert would say no, since any calories you eat before sleeping can't burn themselves off fast enough, and are stored as fat.

But that guy is a jerk and hates candy, so he needs to die.

Question:
-I've discovered an apparently standard art program on Windows Vista. It's a toned-down version of Photoshop. It lacks a few of Photoshops features, but instead is a lot simpler and easier to use. Right now, I'm using a NEW FREAKING EPISODE OF DoM as a guinea pig. How awesome is this?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:11 am

Smashmaster00
I never do. *eating poorboy cookies right now*

Jadow
awesome. I'm still experimenting with jasc paint shop using Legend of the chaos sword.

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:52 pm

To Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch:

What should I blow my tax refund on?

What the hell's a "Tila Tequila"?

Ever get bit by a dead bee?

I'm starting a new Secret Evil Organization, anyone in the market for a Right-Hand Henchperson gig? You get dental and a kicky beret!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:10 pm

Boisterous Beehive
I suggest something expensive and pointless. Insurance.

A heavily intoxicated ruler of mongolia

No but I was once bit by a dead Kennedy.

As long as I get metal teeth and a helmet that makes me look like ralph the motorcycle mouse.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:02 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch:

What should I blow my tax refund on?

What the hell's a "Tila Tequila"?

Ever get bit by a dead bee?

I'm starting a new Secret Evil Organization, anyone in the market for a Right-Hand Henchperson gig? You get dental and a kicky beret!

Can I be Marky Mark? Because he's an A-List actor now. (Mark Wahlberg)

1. Pie, booze, and pr0n.

2. A form of tequila that will murder you.

3. Maybe, I haven't checked.

4. Only if I get an eye-patch and a huge scar. It adds character.

by **Halo** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:48 pm

Shadowman-
Like, totally uber awesome.

Binaltech Bombshell:
1. Trip to Vegas.
2. Tila Tequila is a Vietnamese...musician/model/porn star? who's real name is Tila Nguyen. She's bisexual. According to my brother, "She's hot".
3. No.
4. Thanks for telling me. I'm now off to destroy it/you/whatever comes my way.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:29 pm

Halo wrote:Binaltech Bombshell:
2. Tila Tequila is a Vietnamese...musician/model/porn star? who's real name is Tila Nguyen. She's bisexual. According to my brother, "She's hot".

I found her picture on Wikipedia. I can't disagree.

by **Tweezy** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:24 am

Binaltech Booyah:
-Video games and MST3K compilations what else?
-I got no f***in clue
-I can't say that I have.
-I'll take the job, but all I want is a top hat and a badass monocle nobody f*cks with the guy with a monocle!)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:07 pm

Okay... no questions so I'll ask some.

what are your most and least favorite zombie movies?
If you were infected and about to become a zombie, who would you want to devour first?
Am I loosing my mind, or are the squirrels in my yard plotting my death?
Who wants to buy some Thudnerwear? :grin:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:45 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Okay... no questions so I'll ask some.

what are your most and least favorite zombie movies?
If you were infected and about to become a zombie, who would you want to devour first?
Am I loosing my mind, or are the squirrels in my yard plotting my death?
Who wants to buy some Thudnerwear?

My favorite two favorite are the Dawn of the Dead remake and Shaun of the Dead...and I haven't seen many more beyond that...
Lindsey Lohan.
Of course they are! Squirrels are nature's crack dealers.
Not me, but Thunderwear is officially the Best Word I've Heard All Week.

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:46 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Okay... no questions so I'll ask some.

what are your most and least favorite zombie movies?
If you were infected and about to become a zombie, who would you want to devour first?
Am I loosing my mind, or are the squirrels in my yard plotting my death?
Who wants to buy some Thudnerwear?

1. Zombie movies are good. The good ones, scary; the bad ones, funny. Zombie movies always win.
2. You, dahling.
3. That's what they do all day. I've SEEN it happen.
4. No thank you.

by **Tweezy** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:25 pm

PW:
-Shaun of the dead (favorite) -flight of the living dead
-Uwe Boll
-Yes... yes they are. They're going to attack at dawn!
-I'll regret asking, but what the hell is thunderwear?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:35 pm

Tweezy
You obvious are behind the fashion curb in the building thread

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:56 pm

To: Joey the Lemur, Commissioner Fudd, Nuveena and Leonardo di Oxnard.

What's the best laugh you had today? Mine was the "Ghostbusters '08" Clinton parody commercial I saw on Countdown. :lol:

Is Tila a robot, like that hot Terminator on The Sarah Connor Chronicles?

BTW, how much does that new Terminator show rock?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:53 am

Joe Don Baker
Watching Eek the cat on YT. Little timmy needs an operation. He ran out of gravity!
I haven't watched that show.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:13 am

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To: Joey the Lemur, Commissioner Fudd, Nuveena and Leonardo di Oxnard.

What's the best laugh you had today? Mine was the "Ghostbusters '08" Clinton parody commercial I saw on Countdown.

Is Tila a robot, like that hot Terminator on The Sarah Connor Chronicles?

BTW, how much does that new Terminator show rock?

Two words: Super Bingo.

Finally, we have invented the Sexbot 9000!

I've seen one episode, and it was just as kickass as the movies.

by **Halo** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:51 am

Binaltech Bombshell-
1. Honestly, it was something I read(Boring, I know) but I can't remember where it was other than "on the internet".
2. Unfortunatly, she's not that cool.
3. I dunno, I've never seen it.

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:09 am

To the Radio Shack Whiz Kids:

What became of the other 8,999 SexBots?

If we searched the grounds of Stately Locust Manor do you think we'd find them?

Can one really stop a tornado with a Tandy TSR 80 or does it need the gut-busting raw power of a Vic 20?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:50 am

Plaid avenger
They couldn't keep up with #9,000. We should never have left them alone in that boxcar.
The boxcar is on his front yard.
It only works if you order the KRAP model.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:08 am

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the Radio Shack Whiz Kids:

What became of the other 8,999 SexBots?

If we searched the grounds of Stately Locust Manor do you think we'd find them?

Can one really stop a tornado with a Tandy TSR 80 or does it need the gut-busting raw power of a Vic 20?

Turns out, "man-juice" contains a chemical that incites the Robot Rebellion. One round and they all had to die!

You'd find many things. Horrible things, the likes of which man was never meant to know.

No, but I can stop a tornado with my dancing.

by **Halo** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:15 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the Radio Shack Whiz Kids:

What became of the other 8,999 SexBots?

If we searched the grounds of Stately Locust Manor do you think we'd find them?

Can one really stop a tornado with a Tandy TSR 80 or does it need the gut-busting raw power of a Vic 20?

1. They're a disgrace. I launched them into the sun.
2. Only if it was on the sun.
3. *wooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssh*
The Tornado blew the answer away.

by **Tweezy** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:55 pm

Binaltech Billiards:

-They became.... OBSOLETE!
-More than likely.
-You need to harness the raw power of pure Chucktonium ore to stop a tornado.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:19 pm

Tweezy wrote:Binaltech Billiards:

-They became.... OBSOLETE!
-More than likely.
-You need to harness the raw power of pure Chucktonium ore to stop a tornado.

To Tweezy, Lord Douche of the Universe:

Did you ever find a good pose for Zero Suit Samus?

If not, why aren't you doing that now? (If need be, tell Adam I have ninjas ready with DEER SHANKS)

Did you know that LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU?